Damn Applesauce!

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  1. Rasputin

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    I can't get the jar open. Any advice?
     
    #1 Rasputin, Nov 16, 2003
  2. Enzyme

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    Put it in the microwave with a fork.
     
    #2 Enzyme, Nov 16, 2003
  3. Anti-Mr. Parker

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    cup your hand, and



































    *********e.
     
    #3 Anti-Mr. Parker, Nov 16, 2003
  4. Anti-Mr. Parker

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    get a grenade, and try it.
     
    #4 Anti-Mr. Parker, Nov 16, 2003
  5. Captain Bryan

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    Glass?
     
    #5 Captain Bryan, Nov 16, 2003
  6. kypade

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    hit the edges with l knife, all around...
     
    #6 kypade, Nov 16, 2003
  7. Rasputin

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    yes
     
    #7 Rasputin, Nov 16, 2003
  8. Captain Bryan

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    Smash it:)
     
    #8 Captain Bryan, Nov 16, 2003
  9. Quietstorm

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    Or get a wet rag and open it with that :o

    OR! hit the bottom of the jar with your palm a couple of times, and then try :o
     
    #9 Quietstorm, Nov 16, 2003
  10. Rasputin

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    wet rag just slicked it up. :(
     
    #10 Rasputin, Nov 16, 2003
  11. kypade

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    the knife thing didn't work?
     
    #11 kypade, Nov 16, 2003
  12. Quietstorm

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    Damn :mad:
     
    #12 Quietstorm, Nov 16, 2003
  13. Rasputin

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    I don't get what you're saying.
     
    #13 Rasputin, Nov 16, 2003
  14. kypade

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    hit the edge of the lid, like all around in a circle...with a knife,
     
    #14 kypade, Nov 16, 2003
  15. Rasputin

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    I slapped the bottom and it opened. Go Quietstorm!
     
    #15 Rasputin, Nov 16, 2003
  16. Quietstorm

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    YAY! Teach that jar a lesson..er.. I mean... :o :D
     
    #16 Quietstorm, Nov 16, 2003
  17. Rasputin

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    I'm sipping AS out of a cup right now.
     
    #17 Rasputin, Nov 16, 2003
  18. Anti-Mr. Parker

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    shoot it.
     
    #18 Anti-Mr. Parker, Nov 16, 2003
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    still think this is the best optopn/
     
    #19 Anti-Mr. Parker, Nov 16, 2003
  20. Childlike Wild

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    The best way to open a jar is to bang it on a counter or something. Hard. And the noise of the banging is really just an added bonus.

    Rasputin should have known this. Everybody should know this. And now you do.
     
    #20 Childlike Wild, Oct 4, 2004
  21. Dew k. Mosi

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    Look at the date again. It was made almost a year ago
     
    #21 Dew k. Mosi, Oct 4, 2004
  22. Wolfwood

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    On a related note, i've rediscovered my love for applesauce.
     
    #22 Wolfwood, Oct 4, 2004
  23. Childlike Wild

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    It's definitely good stuff. Now I want some.. but I don't think I have any.
     
    #23 Childlike Wild, Oct 4, 2004
  24. Morg

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    Hmm and still can't open it? ;)
     
    #24 Morg, Oct 4, 2004
  25. Gmanofsteel

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    put on a rubber glove, and twiiiist :)
     
    #25 Gmanofsteel, Oct 4, 2004
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