Damn Applesauce!

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  1. Rasputin

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    I can't get the jar open. Any advice?
     
  2. Enzyme

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    Put it in the microwave with a fork.
     
  3. Anti-Mr. Parker

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    cup your hand, and



































    *********e.
     
  4. Anti-Mr. Parker

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    get a grenade, and try it.
     
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    hit the edges with l knife, all around...
     
  7. Rasputin

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    Or get a wet rag and open it with that :o

    OR! hit the bottom of the jar with your palm a couple of times, and then try :o
     
  10. Rasputin

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    wet rag just slicked it up. :(
     
  11. kypade

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    the knife thing didn't work?
     
  12. Quietstorm

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    Damn :mad:
     
  13. Rasputin

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    I don't get what you're saying.
     
  14. kypade

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    hit the edge of the lid, like all around in a circle...with a knife,
     
  15. Rasputin

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    I slapped the bottom and it opened. Go Quietstorm!
     
  16. Quietstorm

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    YAY! Teach that jar a lesson..er.. I mean... :o :D
     
  17. Rasputin

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    I'm sipping AS out of a cup right now.
     
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    still think this is the best optopn/
     
  20. Childlike Wild

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    The best way to open a jar is to bang it on a counter or something. Hard. And the noise of the banging is really just an added bonus.

    Rasputin should have known this. Everybody should know this. And now you do.
     
  21. Dew k. Mosi

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    Look at the date again. It was made almost a year ago
     
  22. Wolfwood

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    On a related note, i've rediscovered my love for applesauce.
     
  23. Childlike Wild

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    It's definitely good stuff. Now I want some.. but I don't think I have any.
     
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    Hmm and still can't open it? ;)
     
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    put on a rubber glove, and twiiiist :)
     

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