The Offcial "How To Get A Girl Thread" Written By Members Of Hype.

[PalmerTheThing]

I really need a girlfreind. And I thought a thread like this would help others also. Cause I have tooken advice from some of you and it worked perfectaly. Soo....have any advice?

 

[SCORPINOK116]

is there any perticuler girl you had in mind?

 

[The Evolutionist]

I really need a girlfreind. And I thought a thread like this would help others also. Cause I have tooken advice from some of you and it worked perfectaly. Soo....have any advice?

Yes

Read at least the front page before making a new thread

 

[Ghostvirus]

Merge.

 

[nosebleed.]

you're on a roll today. girlfriends are overrated...save your money instead. open a bank account and buy yourself women when you're old enough.

 

[Badger]

I really need a girlfreind. And I thought a thread like this would help others also. Cause I have tooken advice from some of you and it worked perfectaly. Soo....have any advice?

Yes. Step away from the keyboard.

 

[PalmerTheThing]

is there any perticuler girl you had in mind?

Emo's. Full to the core hot looking emo's.

 

[PalmerTheThing]

Yes

Read at least the front page before making a new thread

Oops, sorry I thought that thread was like advice to freinds.

 

[Kritish]

 

[Badger]

Emo's. Full to the core hot looking emo's.

Buy them a pink razor blade.

 

[SCORPINOK116]

well if you have any girl in mind i would have to say get to know here first and see if she even wants a relationship right now..then try to sweet talk her and get on her good side..if that works..then stop being a woose and ask her out

 

[PalmerTheThing]

Buy them a pink razor blade.

If I did that, they would tie me up and slice me up with anger, then have hardcore vampire sex, then end up laying demonic demon lord children who feed on preists and Weird Al worshipers.

 

[Kritish]

If I did that, they would tie me up and slice me up with anger, then have hardcore vampire sex, then end up laying demonic demon lord children who feed on preists and Weird Al worshipers.

That's goths, Emo's are afraid of everything.

 

[PalmerTheThing]

That's goths, Emo's are afraid of everything.

Thats just like saying Ron Jeramy is a virgin.

 

[The Evolutionist]

Thats just like saying Ron Jeramy is a virgin.

So you're one of these guys that doesn't actually speak to women I'm guessing?

EDIT: Just read that you're 13, don't worry, the awkwardness will pass, buy yourself a good deodorant, and get ready to shave some peach fuzz. And don't worry, She doesn't know you exist, you can't embarrass yourself in front of her.

 

[PalmerTheThing]

So you're one of these guys that doesn't actually speak to women I'm guessing?

No i'm one of those guys who goofs around girls and dosent even notice there pushing the limits.

 

[The Evolutionist]

No i'm one of those guys who goofs around girls and dosent even notice there pushing the limits.

Read my edit.

 

[Enriquespy]

Dont be me.. that should help...

 

[Kritish]

Kill yourself, oh god I should work as a motivational coach. :meow::heart::meow:

 

[Kritish]

I'm way past peach fuzz.

Pubes?

 

[PalmerTheThing]

So you're one of these guys that doesn't actually speak to women I'm guessing?

EDIT: Just read that you're 13, don't worry, the awkwardness will pass, buy yourself a good deodorant, and get ready to shave some peach fuzz. And don't worry, She doesn't know you exist, you can't embarrass yourself in front of her.

I'm way past peach fuzz.

 

[doc ock rules!]

Fing a girl you like, ogle her, and don't say anything ever. EVER. Lay the roots of true love. :heart:

Seriously, if you're only thirteen, I wouldn't worry about it yet. Just wait until you're attracted to someone (not pressured into a relationship) and go ask at some place that isn't the Hype. t:

 

[PalmerTheThing]

Pubes?

Not saying anything. What are you people? rapists?

 

[Jack Rabbit]

What is it with posters and the name 'Ghostrider' being an inherently bad combination?!

At least 87 is amusing.

You just suck, 5006.

Don't make any more threads.

 

[PalmerTheThing]

What is it with posters and the name 'Ghostrider' being an inherently bad combination?!

At least 87 is amusing.

You just suck, 5006.

Don't make any more threads.

That really hurt my feelings. I dunno, I picked it because 5006 is my pass on my computer and Ghostrider poped into my head.