Getting her into bed

[Iron kid]

Hi, Im just getting to the age where my friends are starting to have sex, and Im wondering, How do you get them into bed?

any advice would be useful!

 

[Kyalesyin]

Hi, Im just getting to the age where my friends are starting to have sex, and Im wondering, How do you get them into bed?

any advice would be useful!

Get them drunk. They won't notice how ****ing ugly you are, or the fact that you bend slightly to the left.

 

[Kevin]

Hi, Im just getting to the age where my friends are starting to have sex, and Im wondering, How do you get them into bed?

any advice would be useful!

Ew.

 

[The Amazing Lee]

First you pull back the covers...then you slowly lift her on to the bed. You put on her pyjamas...you put the covers back...you give her a NICE pillow and a cup of coca.

 

[Kevin]

Get them drunk. They won't notice how ****ing ugly you are, or the fact that you bend slightly to the left.

I heard it was better to found the ****ty ones. And there is nothing wrong with leftys.t:

 

[Kyalesyin]

I heard it was better to found the ****ty ones. And there is nothing wrong with leftys.t:

Some people have to get even the ****ty ones drunk before they'll play.

 

[Kevin]

Some people have to get even the ****ty ones drunk before they'll play.

Really? Good luck, IK.

 

[Fried Gold]

Hi, Im just getting to the age where my friends are starting to have sex, and Im wondering, How do you get them into bed?

any advice would be useful!

 

[heypapajinx]

haha!!!
is this question for reals!?!?
and there is no sure fire way to get them into bed, but he's right. the ****ty ones are your best option.

 

[Kyalesyin]

Either that or "Hey? Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

 

[Gus Gorman]

Remember kids, never use a Condom, you can't get her pregnet if she's a ****e.

 

[Fried Gold]

/\ Greatest screen name ever.

 

[The Amazing Lee]

The best way to get a girl is to go out there and find one.You are Asking on a message board full of people that still giggle at t he thought of sex, let alone doing it.

Sheesh Mr Scarecrow, go get yourself a brain and then perhaps you'll get some hard-sexing/loving.



Besides, you shouldn't be JUST looking for sex. If your friends are like that...then they must be ****tards.

 

[black_dust]

Your friends are having sex.... and you want to get them into bed? wtf? oh and if you dont know about the birds and the bees, stick with your hand. its your real life partner

 

[Kevin]

Where are the nice older Hypesters when you need them? I don't wanna get all big brotherly now. I'm tired and too young.

 

[The Amazing Lee]

Jeez this book cover cracks me up.

 

[Gus Gorman]

/\ Greatest screen name ever.

Wow, the first person to know who I am

 

[Kyalesyin]

Jeez this book cover cracks me up.

Where the heck did you find that?

 

[heypapajinx]

Either that or "Hey? Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

oh MAN!!
i LOVE that pick up line!!!
seriously, if a guy at a bar came up to me and held a napkain up in front of me and asked me that, yeah, i'd pretty much sleep with him.

 

[Kyalesyin]

oh MAN!!
i LOVE that pick up line!!!
seriously, if a guy at a bar came up to me and held a napkain up in front of me and asked me that, yeah, i'd pretty much sleep with him.

I wish I'd come up with it, but I stole it from my friend Crimson. I don't want to know how she picked up her husband, y'know?

 

[Kevin]

oh MAN!!
i LOVE that pick up line!!!
seriously, if a guy at a bar came up to me and held a napkain up in front of me and asked me that, yeah, i'd pretty much sleep with him.

...Depending on the guy, You may not have a choice.

 

[Fried Gold]

I love the fact that this kid made this thread, and his sig has "I AM NOT A LOSER".

 

[heypapajinx]

I wish I'd come up with it, but I stole it from my friend Crimson. I don't want to know how she picked up her husband, y'know?

ha!!! i think it's hot.
i shows that the guys got moxy.
i HATE it when guys try to pick you up by bragging about themselves.
PUKE!! i mean, in what culture is that sexy!?!?!?
oh i understand that frogs want to sleep with other frogs who have the biggest croak pouch but i don't want to screw a guy after he's talked about himself all night.

 

[The Amazing Lee]

Where the heck did you find that?

Google images haha.

 

[heypapajinx]

...Depending on the guy, You may not have a choice.

if i woke up the next morning violated but i distinctly rememberd him saying that to me i would probably call him.
if he didn't leave a number that would just be rude.