Dance Dance Dance Dance Dance

[Master Chief]

All the lights make me want to dance.
I don't know why.
It's so creepy.
They're all over the place and they're like, "Come dance."
The red ones.
And the blue ones.
And all the other ones.
Flying all over the place.
And I somehow float up from wherever into the lights.
And I'm like, dancing.
IT's awesome.
So awesome.
CADANCE!!!!!!!!!!
[would be an awesome name]
Then when it's over I'm like,
But it's all good, 'cause there's always two hours from now.
Then I see a hot chick dancing in a black dress.
And like, I stare at her.
And she's really sexy.
So like, I buy her a drink and I'm like, "Kcoolkthx."
And I go home.
And then I wonder why I didn't ask her out.
And I slap myself on the forehead in that "omg, I forgot" way.
And I giggle to sleep.
And I dream of a fantastical place where I own a Unicorn ranch.
And all the squirrels love me.
Because I throw acorns at them.
Gigantic acorns.
Acorns so big they'd win a "The Gigantic Acorn Contest."
Like that one with pumpkins.
And then I wake up and it's still night time so I go back out to dance.

What's the deeealio? :heart:

 

[Felix Fangor]

Is this a real song? If so...you should make a video compilation of white guys dancing.

 

[mightiest_mortal]

All the lights make me want to dance.
I don't know why.
It's so creepy.
They're all over the place and they're like, "Come dance."
The red ones.
And the blue ones.
And all the other ones.
Flying all over the place.
And I somehow float up from wherever into the lights.
And I'm like, dancing.
IT's awesome.
So awesome.
CADANCE!!!!!!!!!!
[would be an awesome name]
Then when it's over I'm like,
But it's all good, 'cause there's always two hours from now.
Then I see a hot chick dancing in a black dress.
And like, I stare at her.
And she's really sexy.
So like, I buy her a drink and I'm like, "Kcoolkthx."
And I go home.
And then I wonder why I didn't ask her out.
And I slap myself on the forehead in that "omg, I forgot" way.
And I giggle to sleep.
And I dream of a fantastical place where I own a Unicorn ranch.
And all the squirrels love me.
Because I throw acorns at them.
Gigantic acorns.
Acorns so big they'd win a "The Gigantic Acorn Contest."
Like that one with pumpkins.
And then I wake up and it's still night time so I go back out to dance.

What's the deeealio? :heart:

I want some of what he's been having!

 

[Fran]

Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds.

 

[Master Chief]

oh s**t, lol, I forgot about my thread.
my bad moooods.
Moods.

Dear Felix,

Unger is a cooler last name.

from,
Mister Chef.

 

[Master Chief]

I want some of what he's been having!

See my sig brah?
She did that to me.
The woman in the black dress.

She's no saint.
But she'll take you to your knees.

 

[The Chairman]

What's happening with Master Chief lately?

 

[Machx72]

See my sig brah?
She did that to me.
The woman in the black dress.

She's no saint.
But she'll take you to your knees.

Bull****, she'd better be getting on HER knees, damnit.

 

[Master Chief]

That ain't no place for a woman's face!
Unless she likes how sensual it is.
Then OK.

 

[Immortalfire]

 

[Flexo]

Time for another exciting game of "How HIGH is MC?!"

Let's meet our contestants.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Eh, some of this **** pisses me off.