Lobster Charlie
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Clive Owen and Bruce Willis aren't B-List, no, and neither is Benicio Del Toro.
But Mickey Rourke is B-List, probably even C at this point in his career. And Rosario Dawson is B-List, yeah. And totally miscast, IMO. Gail came off to me as a bit older, more mature woman in her mid-30's, in the comics. Yeah, I know, Frank Miller approved it and loved everything, but he's been coasting on fumes for the past 10 years.
Michael Madsen is B-List, sleep-walking through his part. Nick Stahl is B-List, decent, but B-List. Same with Jaime King. Elijah Wood was way too young to play Kevin (who looks late 30's in the books, balding and everything).
And don't get me started on the lame goons (were those Robert Rodriguez's friends/cousins/nephews/interns?), the "hookers" who weren't nearly as bad-assed as they seemed in the comics (didn't anyone teach them how to hold and fire guns in a convincing way?), Brittany Murphy's (she's pretty much B-List by now, yeah?) atrocious acting, the bad makeup on Marv, the sets which swung from excellent to "80's music video," the rushed editing, the awkward pacing, and the fact that it felt more "slapstick" than "gritty."
All my opinion, of course.
But Mickey Rourke is B-List, probably even C at this point in his career. And Rosario Dawson is B-List, yeah. And totally miscast, IMO. Gail came off to me as a bit older, more mature woman in her mid-30's, in the comics. Yeah, I know, Frank Miller approved it and loved everything, but he's been coasting on fumes for the past 10 years.
Michael Madsen is B-List, sleep-walking through his part. Nick Stahl is B-List, decent, but B-List. Same with Jaime King. Elijah Wood was way too young to play Kevin (who looks late 30's in the books, balding and everything).
And don't get me started on the lame goons (were those Robert Rodriguez's friends/cousins/nephews/interns?), the "hookers" who weren't nearly as bad-assed as they seemed in the comics (didn't anyone teach them how to hold and fire guns in a convincing way?), Brittany Murphy's (she's pretty much B-List by now, yeah?) atrocious acting, the bad makeup on Marv, the sets which swung from excellent to "80's music video," the rushed editing, the awkward pacing, and the fact that it felt more "slapstick" than "gritty."
All my opinion, of course.
