Dear [BLANK], please [BLANK]

[MissMarvelous]

In order to have something new over here, let's try something:

Dear Diner users,

Please let us have new games over here.

Sincerely,

The girl whose lunch breaks are getting boring AF
​

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Dear Republicans and Democrats,

Please stop being stupid, you're making it terrible for all the citizens you supposedly represent.

Sincerely,

All the people that have to live in this crumbling Republic.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Dear Attorney,

Please wash your teeth after eating.

Sincerely,

Are you saving that for later?

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Dear Big Corporations

Please stop polluting the planet, we still live here stupid!

Sincerely,

Everyone

 

[MissMarvelous]

Dear Men with skinny jeans,

It's not that big.

Sincerely,

Yeah, I'm judging.

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Dear Cats

Please let me pet you without scratching my hand all up.

Sincerely

The guy that feeds your dumb butt!

 

[MissMarvelous]

Dear Guy sitting next to me,

If I were a guy I would have kicked to ass.

Sincerely,

You don't need that much space.

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Dear Marvel & DC

Please stop rebooting your universes so often.

Sincerely

Comic readers that enjoy continuity.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Dear Self,

Summer is coming.

Sincerely,


Put that pizza down.

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Dear Me

Please start chopping fire wood, lazy butt.

Sincerely

All the people complaining they are cold.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Dear allergies shots,

Please kick in.

Sincerely,

The girl with the Kardashian lips.

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Dear Hentai Artists

Please stop using blur censoring of your artwork, either have none or draw less offensive art, censoring just looks stupid.

Sincerely

Risque Art Lovers

 

[MissMarvelous]

Dear Sunny day,

Keep it going!

Sincerely,

I really needed it

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Dear Winter,

Please ease up on the amount of snow this year.

Sincerely,

Everyone that has to drive in this.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Dear bed,

I miss you.

Sincerely,


I should have gone to bed earlier

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Dear Democrats,

Please either utterly destroy Trump (bump him off), or forget this stupid crap impeachment.

Sincerely,

People that are sick of all this political garbage.

 

[Drunken Rider]

Dear DC Comics,

Please get rid of Dan Didlo(t), he's been in the company for far too long and get rid of Michael Brain Bendis or whatever the hell his name too, he screwed over Jon Kent and his fans and the Superman fans big time.

Sincerely,
To the people who are saddened that DC Rebirth has ended

 

[MissMarvelous]

Dear feminazis,

Please shave your legs.

Sincerely,


Please do shave them

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Dear Norwegians,

Please stop being so perfect.

Sincerely,

Team 'Merica

 

[MissMarvelous]

Dear Past Me,

Why didn't you buy those sweets?

Sincerely,

Your PMS craving

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Dear Past Me,

Why did you waste so much time/youth?

Sincerely,

Your Future Self that could use that wasted energy right about meow.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Dear Me,

Move your ass.

Sincerely,

All those chores won't get done magically.

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Dear Girlfriend,

Make me a sandwich woman!

Sincerely,

...no wait I was only kidding!! hey put that down... OW!! Truce!! TRUCE!!

ok Imma need a bandaid...

...

 

[MissMarvelous]

Dear John,

That's what you get for playing the boss.

Sincerely,


That role is taken.

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Oi, I am da boss!

Part of being the boss is delegating authority.

She gets all the authority because I allow it.

That's my story, sticking to it.