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  1. MissMarvelous87 Aliens!

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    In order to have something new over here, let's try something:

    Dear Diner users,

    Please let us have new games over here.

    Sincerely,

    The girl whose lunch breaks are getting boring AF
     
  2. Rozen Thorne Pawn of Thanatos

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    Dear Republicans and Democrats,

    Please stop being stupid, you're making it terrible for all the citizens you supposedly represent.

    Sincerely,

    All the people that have to live in this crumbling Republic.
     
  3. MissMarvelous87 Aliens!

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    Dear Attorney,

    Please wash your teeth after eating.

    Sincerely,

    Are you saving that for later?
     
  4. Rozen Thorne Pawn of Thanatos

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    Dear Big Corporations

    Please stop polluting the planet, we still live here stupid!

    Sincerely,

    Everyone
     
  5. MissMarvelous87 Aliens!

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    Dear Men with skinny jeans,

    It's not that big.

    Sincerely,

    Yeah, I'm judging.
     
  6. Rozen Thorne Pawn of Thanatos

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    Dear Cats

    Please let me pet you without scratching my hand all up.

    Sincerely

    The guy that feeds your dumb butt!
     
  7. MissMarvelous87 Aliens!

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    Dear Guy sitting next to me,

    If I were a guy I would have kicked to ass.

    Sincerely,

    You don't need that much space.
     
  8. Rozen Thorne Pawn of Thanatos

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    Dear Marvel & DC

    Please stop rebooting your universes so often.

    Sincerely

    Comic readers that enjoy continuity.
     
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  9. MissMarvelous87 Aliens!

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    Dear Self,

    Summer is coming.

    Sincerely,


    Put that pizza down.
     
  10. Rozen Thorne Pawn of Thanatos

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    Dear Me

    Please start chopping fire wood, lazy butt.

    Sincerely

    All the people complaining they are cold.
     
  11. MissMarvelous87 Aliens!

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    Dear allergies shots,

    Please kick in.

    Sincerely,

    The girl with the Kardashian lips.
     
  12. Rozen Thorne Pawn of Thanatos

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    Dear Hentai Artists

    Please stop using blur censoring of your artwork, either have none or draw less offensive art, censoring just looks stupid.

    Sincerely

    Risque Art Lovers
     
  13. MissMarvelous87 Aliens!

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    Dear Sunny day,

    Keep it going!

    Sincerely,

    I really needed it
     
  14. Rozen Thorne Pawn of Thanatos

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    Dear Winter,

    Please ease up on the amount of snow this year.

    Sincerely,

    Everyone that has to drive in this.
     
  15. MissMarvelous87 Aliens!

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    Dear bed,

    I miss you.

    Sincerely,


    I should have gone to bed earlier
     
  16. Rozen Thorne Pawn of Thanatos

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    Dear Democrats,

    Please either utterly destroy Trump (bump him off), or forget this stupid crap impeachment.

    Sincerely,

    People that are sick of all this political garbage.
     
  17. Drunken Rider Lurker from the shadows

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    Dear DC Comics,

    Please get rid of Dan Didlo(t), he's been in the company for far too long and get rid of Michael Brain Bendis or whatever the hell his name too, he screwed over Jon Kent and his fans and the Superman fans big time.

    Sincerely,
    To the people who are saddened that DC Rebirth has ended
     
  18. MissMarvelous87 Aliens!

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    Dear feminazis,

    Please shave your legs.

    Sincerely,


    Please do shave them
     
  19. Rozen Thorne Pawn of Thanatos

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    Dear Norwegians,

    Please stop being so perfect.

    Sincerely,

    Team 'Merica
     
  20. MissMarvelous87 Aliens!

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    Dear Past Me,

    Why didn't you buy those sweets?

    Sincerely,

    Your PMS craving
     
  21. Rozen Thorne Pawn of Thanatos

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    Dear Past Me,

    Why did you waste so much time/youth?

    Sincerely,

    Your Future Self that could use that wasted energy right about meow.
     
  22. MissMarvelous87 Aliens!

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    Dear Me,

    Move your ass.

    Sincerely,

    All those chores won't get done magically.
     
  23. Rozen Thorne Pawn of Thanatos

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    Dear Girlfriend,

    Make me a sandwich woman!

    Sincerely,

    ...no wait I was only kidding!! hey put that down... OW!! Truce!! TRUCE!!

    ok Imma need a bandaid...

    ...
     
  24. MissMarvelous87 Aliens!

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    Dear John,

    That's what you get for playing the boss.

    Sincerely,


    That role is taken.
     
  25. Rozen Thorne Pawn of Thanatos

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    Oi, I am da boss!

    Part of being the boss is delegating authority.

    She gets all the authority because I allow it.

    That's my story, sticking to it.
     

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