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  1. MissMarvelous87 Aliens!

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    Dear people,

    Stop eating just whatever.

    Sincerely,


    We had it coming
     
  2. Rozen Thorne The Right Hand of Krayt

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    Dear Sci-Fi Dystopias,

    Good luck trying to be realistic now.

    Sincerely

    All the Coronapocalypse Zombies.
     
  3. MissMarvelous87 Aliens!

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    Dear family:

    Yes, I'm really spending quaran-time alone.

    Sincerely,


    Argh, I really need the space
     
  4. Rozen Thorne The Right Hand of Krayt

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    Dear Celebrities

    Shut up.

    Sincerely

    People too concerned with trying to survive to listen to your B.S.
     
  5. MissMarvelous87 Aliens!

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    Dear neighborhood,

    C'mon! Clap like you mean it!!!

    Seriously,

    9pm used to be our little party
     
  6. Rozen Thorne The Right Hand of Krayt

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    Dear Covid-19,

    Kindly F*** Off!

    Sincerely,

    All Life on Earth.
     
  7. Zorro IncognitoX

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    Dear whataburger

    Never get rid of the party melt

    Sincerely, always a happy customer!
     
  8. MissMarvelous87 Aliens!

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    Dear friend,

    Please be ok

    Sincerely,


    Me.
     
  9. Zorro IncognitoX

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    Dear people,

    Please take precautions and stay safe

    Sincerely,

    Me
     
  10. MissMarvelous87 Aliens!

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    Dear myself,

    You should stay away from those candies.

    Sincerely,


    See? Your belly hurts now!
     
  11. Zorro IncognitoX

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    Dear fans in my room,

    Thank you for making my room feel like a hotel/motel. I love it!

    Sincerely, a ...fan..:D
     
  12. MissMarvelous87 Aliens!

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  13. MissMarvelous87 Aliens!

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    Dear Cat,

    I know you're an askhole but c'mon! Seriously?

    Sincerely,


    Those scratches look nasty
     
  14. Zorro IncognitoX

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    Dear MissMarvelous87's kitty,

    Shame shame!!

    Sincerely, an observer
     
  15. MissMarvelous87 Aliens!

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    Dear Snickers Chocolate bar,

    NOM NOM NOM NOM.

    Sincerely,


    Nom nom
     
  16. Zorro IncognitoX

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    Dear heat,

    Go away and let it rain a bit!

    Sincerely, a mystery person
     
  17. MissMarvelous87 Aliens!

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    Dear weather,

    Don't be so cruel.

    Sincerely,


    The girl with the blue lips
     
  18. Zorro IncognitoX

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    Dear blue lips,

    How blue are you?

    Sincerely, curiosity
     
  19. MissMarvelous87 Aliens!

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    Dear curious Incognito X,

    Not that blue but... My hands hurt a little.

    Sincerely,


    Too proud to turn the heat on
     
  20. Zorro IncognitoX

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    Dear MissMarvelous87,

    I'll warm up your hands..I'll thrown on a heating pad or towel on them. Should do the trick

    Sincerely, you guessed it
     
  21. MissMarvelous87 Aliens!

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    Dear incognito X,

    I didn't guess anything.

    Sincerely,


    I'm confused now
     
  22. Zorro IncognitoX

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  23. MissMarvelous87 Aliens!

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    Dear incognito,

    Don't be incogembarrased! If anything, I should be the one embarrassed.

    Sincerely,

    Me
     
  24. Zorro IncognitoX

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    Dear 42 oz of ice cold water,

    I appreciate you so very much!

    Sincerely, a refreshed drinker
     
  25. MissMarvelous87 Aliens!

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    Dear neighbors,

    I'm sorry but if I have to clean up the house then this is the music I'll be playing.

    Sincerely,


    Bizarre music supporter
     

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