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  1. MissMarvelous87 Aliens!

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    Don't you Oi me,

    I can make you my peach too.

    Just don't want to.

    Sincerely,


    The clingy friend :p
     
  2. Rozen Thorne The Right Hand of Krayt

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  3. MissMarvelous87 Aliens!

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    hell, yeah... BBY
     
  4. Rozen Thorne The Right Hand of Krayt

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  5. MissMarvelous87 Aliens!

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    Nope, not going anywhere.

    Sincerely,


    Too tired to move my as$
     
  6. Rozen Thorne The Right Hand of Krayt

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    Dear UK

    Stop trying to imitate the USA, it's bad form old chap.

    Sincerely

    A concerned Colonist.
     
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  7. MissMarvelous87 Aliens!

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    Dear Santa,


    please be real.

    Sincerely,


    I am GROOT... Oh, sorry, broke
     
  8. Rozen Thorne The Right Hand of Krayt

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    Dear Baby Jesus,

    Please be real.

    Sincerely,

    All the Repentless.
     
  9. MissMarvelous87 Aliens!

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    Dear Friends :p

    Please enjoy yourselves tonight! Be merry, eat a lot, drink a lot, hope you get awesome presents and all that jazz.

    Sincerely,


    Me
     
  10. Drunken Rider Lurker from the shadows

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    Dear Life,

    Could I ever win large amounts of money from..anything at all like a million dollars?

    Sincerely,

    What's my face
     
  11. Rozen Thorne The Right Hand of Krayt

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    Dear Storm,

    Please send rain to Australia.

    Sincerely,

    People that don't want Australia to burn to the ground.
     
  12. MissMarvelous87 Aliens!

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    Dear Kids,

    Do not try this at home.

    Sincerely,


    The girl with short short bangs
     
  13. Rozen Thorne The Right Hand of Krayt

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    Dear Tumblr,

    Please go back to the old format allowing porn.

    Sincerely

    Guys that miss some of the old huge databases of trans models
     
  14. MissMarvelous87 Aliens!

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    Dear John,

    Try Reddit, a friend of mine told me there should be some.

    Sincerely,

    Yup, a friend of mine
     
  15. Rozen Thorne The Right Hand of Krayt

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    Dear Miss Marvy

    Reddit is like going into a Library that has been in a hurricane whilst drunk.

    Sincerely

    A fella that can't navigate Reddit sober
     
  16. MissMarvelous87 Aliens!

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    (not mine!)

    Dear Noah,

    We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till 5.


    Sincerely,


    Unicorns
     
  17. Rozen Thorne The Right Hand of Krayt

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    Dear Internet,

    Please make better memes that are actually funny.

    Sincerely,

    People that are tired of lame sad memes.
     
  18. MissMarvelous87 Aliens!

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    Dear person reading this,

    You're here because you're actively procrastinating or avoiding real work, aren't you? It's OK...me too.

    Sincerely,

    I'll work tomorrow
     
  19. Rozen Thorne The Right Hand of Krayt

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    Dear celebrities,

    Please don't take your family with you on airplanes or helicopters.

    Sincerely

    People that don't want to see bigger tragedies.
     
  20. MissMarvelous87 Aliens!

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    Dear Me,

    You better start getting ready for that exam.

    Sincerely,


    Can't fail twice
     
  21. Rozen Thorne The Right Hand of Krayt

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    Dear Retail Stores,

    Please wait until Valentines is over before setting up for Easter, you eager beavers!

    Sincerely,

    People that want to enjoy one holiday at a time.
     
  22. MissMarvelous87 Aliens!

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    Dear life,

    Hold on tight.

    Sincerely,


    **** It's about to get real
     
  23. Rozen Thorne The Right Hand of Krayt

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    Dear Weather,

    Enough with the snow, March is coming up fast.

    Sincerely,

    People tired of shoveling and driving in snow.
     
  24. MissMarvelous87 Aliens!

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    Dear stomach,

    I'm sorry! I really am.

    Sincerely,


    The meats were fantastic tho'
     
  25. Rozen Thorne The Right Hand of Krayt

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    Dear GF

    Stop walking about the place nearly bare.

    Sincerely,

    Me not being able to concentrate on anything.
     

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