Dear [BLANK], please [BLANK]

[Rozen Thorne]

Dear Rang-a-tang,

I don't know anything.

Sincerely,

The Dumb Guy

 

[MissMarvelous]

Dear Sunday,

Please... I need you to be a good day.

Sincerely,


I need you to!

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Dear Governments of the World,

Stop screwing with the supply chain, I can't get my favorite snacks anymore dang it!

Sincerely,

Some dumb guy with the munchies.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Dear Sunday,

Please don't leave me so soon!

Sincerely,


The Professional Procrastinator.

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Dear Buyer of my house,

Take care of the old place, it took care of all of us real well.

Sincerely,

A fella kicking his rock down the road.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Dear Flu,

Just leave me alone.

Thank you.

Sincerely,


I'd love to be able to breathe through the nose...

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Dear Doordash Drivers,

I appreciate you delivering delicious noms to my door, you champions!

Sincerely,

A lazy but hungry fella.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Dear Cooking skills,

Please, develop.

Sincerely,

I just can't keep eating the same thing over and over.

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Dear Virus Carriers,

Please F*** off for the winter.

Sincerely,

A guy that has finally started to feel OK.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Dear *Santa*,

Please let me have a nice gift this year.

Sincerely,


The one who makes the best gifts and get awful ones.

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Dear Lady at the Gym,

If you're going to point your goodies at me the entire time then at least give me your number.

Sincerely,

A guy tired of things turning blue.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Dear Gym dude,

You should ask her out.

Sincerely,

Me.

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Dear MissLonelyHearts,

I asked out the Gym Lady, she politely declined the offer.

Sincerely,

Another brave pilot shot down in flames.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Dear Blue turning Guy,

She doesn't deserve you.

Sincerely,


A Friend.

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Dear 2022,

Good bye you miserable year, you won't be missed.

Sincerely,

Everyone that had to live in you for a year.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Dear 2023,

I'm coming for you!

Sincerely,


Le me.

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Dear Demon Alcohol,

You cannot have me anymore. Feck off.

Sincerely,

A fella looking for better health and clearer thinking.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Drea Knee,

I already knew it was way too much training for you. Specially without any prior proper training.

Sincerely,


The lady with the swollen knee and unable to walk properly.

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Dear Delivery Driver,

Excellent work bringing me my burgers so swiftly and still hot, good on yer mate!

Sincerely,

A fella with a mouthful of hot cow.