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  1. Rozen Thorne The Right Hand of Krayt

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    Dear Winter

    C-c-c-could you w-w-warm up j-j-j-ust a little, -50 windchill is n-n-n-nuts!!

    Sincerely

    Frozen fella in the great white north.
     
  2. MissMarvelous Alienated

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    Dear weather,

    Now we are talking!

    Sincerely,


    Le me, who enjoys the 24°C , windy and rainy day
     
  3. blueharvest Registered

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    Dear Rain,

    Please go away. I miss the sunshine.

    Sincerely,

    Someone who wants to go outside without getting wet.
     
  4. MissMarvelous Alienated

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    Dear World,

    We are all sorry.

    Sincerely,

    Us, who are paying for our sins and melting on a daily basis.
     
  5. Rozen Thorne The Right Hand of Krayt

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    Dear Sleep,

    Why hast thou forsaken me?

    Sincerely,

    The Eternal Woke Fella
     
  6. MissMarvelous Alienated

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    Dear Diary,

    I hate everyone today.

    F. U. very much.

    Me.
     
  7. blueharvest Registered

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    Dear Snow and Ice

    Please melt so I can drive to work or go to the store again..

    Sincerely,

    Someone who is stuck inside his house
     
  8. MissMarvelous Alienated

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    Dear Saturday,

    Thank you for being here.

    Sincerely,


    I no longer hate everyone. For the moment.
     
  9. blueharvest Registered

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    Dear Snow,

    Thank you for finally melting, but leaving behind some cold weather. I love me some Jacket weather.

    Sincerely,

    Someone who likes Winter, but doesn't like Ice or snow.
     
  10. MissMarvelous Alienated

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    Dear Summer,

    Please, please, please... I wanna live.

    Sincerely,


    84°/98° F° for this Friday? Really? That would be historical
     
  11. Rozen Thorne The Right Hand of Krayt

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    Dear Mom,

    Thanks for that great big pan of Lasagna, it's already gone.

    Sincerely,

    A fella with a full belly because his Mom is awesome cook.
     
  12. blueharvest Registered

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    Dear Snow,

    Please don't be as bad as you were last time, when we received 6 or 7 inches in one day..

    Sincerely,

    Someone who doesn't want to shovel his driveway again.
     
  13. MissMarvelous Alienated

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    Dear Power,

    Is such a joy to have you back!

    Sincerely,


    Really? In the middle of the biggest heatwave ever? #teamwinter
     
  14. blueharvest Registered

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    Dear Song I Can't Get Out of My Head,

    Please leave and torment someone else for a while.

    Sincerely,

    Someone who was tired of this song a few days ago.
     
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  15. MissMarvelous Alienated

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    Dear January,

    Listen, you need to get going.

    Sincerely,


    I need to get my hands on my next salary. ASAP.
     
  16. Rozen Thorne The Right Hand of Krayt

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    Dear Greeting Card Companies,
    F.U. for making up holidays just to boost sales, I'm looking at you Valentines Day! :rant:

    Sincerely,

    A fella that shows his love for his GF everyday not just V-day. :cool:
     
  17. blueharvest Registered

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    Dear Rain and high winds,

    Please go away soon. I don't want the power to go off like the last time a severe storm passed through.

    Sincerely,

    Someone who doesn't want to sit in the dark.
     
  18. MissMarvelous Alienated

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    Dear Vacations,

    Please be here now!

    Sincerely,


    Le eternally tired me.
     
  19. Rozen Thorne The Right Hand of Krayt

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    Dear Robert Pattinson,

    How do you keep exceeding my expectations, you stupid sexy actor fella?!

    Sincerely,

    A satisfied Batman Fan.
     
  20. MissMarvelous Alienated

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    Dear Cold Weather,

    Welcome!

    Sincerely,


    My fan needed a break!
     
  21. Rozen Thorne The Right Hand of Krayt

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    Dear Ego,

    Cheer up mate, this relationship drought won't last forever.

    Sincerely,

    The fellas in the subconscious.

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  22. MissMarvelous Alienated

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    Dear You,

    If we were friends... I'd give you a piece of advice.

    But...

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    Sincerely,

    Me
     
  23. blueharvest Registered

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    Dear Traffic,

    Please clear up soon so I can get home

    Sincerely,

    Someone who wants to start his weekend as soon as possible
     
  24. Rozen Thorne The Right Hand of Krayt

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    Dear Monkey,

    Turn that frown upside down.

    Sincerely,

    The Bad Guy :cool:
     
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