Dear [BLANK], please [BLANK]

[Rozen Thorne]

Dear Winter

C-c-c-could you w-w-warm up j-j-j-ust a little, -50 windchill is n-n-n-nuts!!

Sincerely

Frozen fella in the great white north.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Dear weather,

Now we are talking!

Sincerely,


Le me, who enjoys the 24°C , windy and rainy day

 

[blueharvest]

Dear Rain,

Please go away. I miss the sunshine.

Sincerely,

Someone who wants to go outside without getting wet.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Dear World,

We are all sorry.

Sincerely,

Us, who are paying for our sins and melting on a daily basis.

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Dear Sleep,

Why hast thou forsaken me?

Sincerely,

The Eternal Woke Fella

 

[MissMarvelous]

Dear Diary,

I hate everyone today.

F. U. very much.

Me.

 

[blueharvest]

Dear Snow and Ice

Please melt so I can drive to work or go to the store again..

Sincerely,

Someone who is stuck inside his house

 

[MissMarvelous]

Dear Saturday,

Thank you for being here.

Sincerely,


I no longer hate everyone. For the moment.

 

[blueharvest]

Dear Snow,

Thank you for finally melting, but leaving behind some cold weather. I love me some Jacket weather.

Sincerely,

Someone who likes Winter, but doesn't like Ice or snow.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Dear Summer,

Please, please, please... I wanna live.

Sincerely,


84°/98° F° for this Friday? Really? That would be historical

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Dear Mom,

Thanks for that great big pan of Lasagna, it's already gone.

Sincerely,

A fella with a full belly because his Mom is awesome cook.

 

[blueharvest]

Dear Snow,

Please don't be as bad as you were last time, when we received 6 or 7 inches in one day..

Sincerely,

Someone who doesn't want to shovel his driveway again.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Dear Power,

Is such a joy to have you back!

Sincerely,


Really? In the middle of the biggest heatwave ever? #teamwinter

 

[blueharvest]

Dear Song I Can't Get Out of My Head,

Please leave and torment someone else for a while.

Sincerely,

Someone who was tired of this song a few days ago.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Dear January,

Listen, you need to get going.

Sincerely,


I need to get my hands on my next salary. ASAP.

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Dear Greeting Card Companies,
F.U. for making up holidays just to boost sales, I'm looking at you Valentines Day!

Sincerely,

A fella that shows his love for his GF everyday not just V-day.

 

[blueharvest]

Dear Rain and high winds,

Please go away soon. I don't want the power to go off like the last time a severe storm passed through.

Sincerely,

Someone who doesn't want to sit in the dark.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Dear Vacations,

Please be here now!

Sincerely,


Le eternally tired me.

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Dear Robert Pattinson,

How do you keep exceeding my expectations, you stupid sexy actor fella?!

Sincerely,

A satisfied Batman Fan.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Dear Cold Weather,

Welcome!

Sincerely,


My fan needed a break!

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Dear Ego,

Cheer up mate, this relationship drought won't last forever.

Sincerely,

The fellas in the subconscious.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Dear You,

If we were friends... I'd give you a piece of advice.

But...

Sincerely,

Me

 

[blueharvest]

Dear Traffic,

Please clear up soon so I can get home

Sincerely,

Someone who wants to start his weekend as soon as possible

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Dear Monkey,

Turn that frown upside down.

Sincerely,

The Bad Guy

 

[MissMarvelous]

Dear Monkey,

Turn that frown upside down.

Sincerely,

The Bad Guy