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  1. Rozen Thorne

    Rozen Thorne The Right Hand of Krayt

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    Dear Winter

    C-c-c-could you w-w-warm up j-j-j-ust a little, -50 windchill is n-n-n-nuts!!

    Sincerely

    Frozen fella in the great white north.
     
    #226 Rozen Thorne, Dec 30, 2021
  2. MissMarvelous

    MissMarvelous Alienated

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    Dear weather,

    Now we are talking!

    Sincerely,


    Le me, who enjoys the 24°C , windy and rainy day
     
    #227 MissMarvelous, Jan 1, 2022
  3. blueharvest

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    Dear Rain,

    Please go away. I miss the sunshine.

    Sincerely,

    Someone who wants to go outside without getting wet.
     
    #228 blueharvest, Jan 3, 2022
  4. MissMarvelous

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    Dear World,

    We are all sorry.

    Sincerely,

    Us, who are paying for our sins and melting on a daily basis.
     
    #229 MissMarvelous, Jan 3, 2022
  5. Rozen Thorne

    Rozen Thorne The Right Hand of Krayt

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    Dear Sleep,

    Why hast thou forsaken me?

    Sincerely,

    The Eternal Woke Fella
     
    #230 Rozen Thorne, Jan 6, 2022
  6. MissMarvelous

    MissMarvelous Alienated

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    Dear Diary,

    I hate everyone today.

    F. U. very much.

    Me.
     
    #231 MissMarvelous, Jan 6, 2022
  7. blueharvest

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    Dear Snow and Ice

    Please melt so I can drive to work or go to the store again..

    Sincerely,

    Someone who is stuck inside his house
     
    #232 blueharvest, Jan 7, 2022
  8. MissMarvelous

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    Dear Saturday,

    Thank you for being here.

    Sincerely,


    I no longer hate everyone. For the moment.
     
    #233 MissMarvelous, Jan 8, 2022
  9. blueharvest

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    Dear Snow,

    Thank you for finally melting, but leaving behind some cold weather. I love me some Jacket weather.

    Sincerely,

    Someone who likes Winter, but doesn't like Ice or snow.
     
    #234 blueharvest, Jan 11, 2022
  10. MissMarvelous

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    Dear Summer,

    Please, please, please... I wanna live.

    Sincerely,


    84°/98° F° for this Friday? Really? That would be historical
     
    #235 MissMarvelous, Jan 11, 2022
  11. Rozen Thorne

    Rozen Thorne The Right Hand of Krayt

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    Dear Mom,

    Thanks for that great big pan of Lasagna, it's already gone.

    Sincerely,

    A fella with a full belly because his Mom is awesome cook.
     
    #236 Rozen Thorne, Jan 14, 2022
  12. blueharvest

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    Dear Snow,

    Please don't be as bad as you were last time, when we received 6 or 7 inches in one day..

    Sincerely,

    Someone who doesn't want to shovel his driveway again.
     
    #237 blueharvest, Jan 15, 2022
  13. MissMarvelous

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    Dear Power,

    Is such a joy to have you back!

    Sincerely,


    Really? In the middle of the biggest heatwave ever? #teamwinter
     
    #238 MissMarvelous, Jan 17, 2022
  14. blueharvest

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    Dear Song I Can't Get Out of My Head,

    Please leave and torment someone else for a while.

    Sincerely,

    Someone who was tired of this song a few days ago.
     
    #239 blueharvest, Jan 26, 2022
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  15. MissMarvelous

    MissMarvelous Alienated

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    Dear January,

    Listen, you need to get going.

    Sincerely,


    I need to get my hands on my next salary. ASAP.
     
    #240 MissMarvelous, Jan 27, 2022
  16. Rozen Thorne

    Rozen Thorne The Right Hand of Krayt

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    Dear Greeting Card Companies,
    F.U. for making up holidays just to boost sales, I'm looking at you Valentines Day! :rant:

    Sincerely,

    A fella that shows his love for his GF everyday not just V-day. :cool:
     
    #241 Rozen Thorne, Feb 7, 2022
  17. blueharvest

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    Dear Rain and high winds,

    Please go away soon. I don't want the power to go off like the last time a severe storm passed through.

    Sincerely,

    Someone who doesn't want to sit in the dark.
     
    #242 blueharvest, Mar 7, 2022
  18. MissMarvelous

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    Dear Vacations,

    Please be here now!

    Sincerely,


    Le eternally tired me.
     
    #243 MissMarvelous, Mar 8, 2022
  19. Rozen Thorne

    Rozen Thorne The Right Hand of Krayt

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    Dear Robert Pattinson,

    How do you keep exceeding my expectations, you stupid sexy actor fella?!

    Sincerely,

    A satisfied Batman Fan.
     
    #244 Rozen Thorne, Mar 8, 2022
  20. MissMarvelous

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    Dear Cold Weather,

    Welcome!

    Sincerely,


    My fan needed a break!
     
    #245 MissMarvelous, Apr 1, 2022
  21. Rozen Thorne

    Rozen Thorne The Right Hand of Krayt

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    Dear Ego,

    Cheer up mate, this relationship drought won't last forever.

    Sincerely,

    The fellas in the subconscious.

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    #246 Rozen Thorne, Apr 8, 2022
  22. MissMarvelous

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    Dear You,

    If we were friends... I'd give you a piece of advice.

    But...

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    Sincerely,

    Me
     
    #247 MissMarvelous, Apr 8, 2022
  23. blueharvest

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    Dear Traffic,

    Please clear up soon so I can get home

    Sincerely,

    Someone who wants to start his weekend as soon as possible
     
    #248 blueharvest, Apr 8, 2022
  24. Rozen Thorne

    Rozen Thorne The Right Hand of Krayt

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    Dear Monkey,

    Turn that frown upside down.

    Sincerely,

    The Bad Guy :cool:
     
    #249 Rozen Thorne, Apr 10, 2022
  25. MissMarvelous

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    #250 MissMarvelous, Apr 11, 2022
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