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  1. Rozen Thorne The Right Hand of Krayt

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    Dear Tall Blonde Lady,
    What a nice surprise visit, the Death by Snu Snu was awesome!
    Sincerely,
    A fella with a broken shillelagh.
     
  2. MissMarvelous Alienated

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    Dear Photoshop,

    I'm not afraid of you!

    Sincerely,


    Maybe a little.
     
  3. Rozen Thorne The Right Hand of Krayt

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    Dear Spider Man No Way Home,
    Please be awesome and exceed my expectations.
    Sincerely
    Spidey Fan since 1977
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  4. MissMarvelous Alienated

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    Dear Life,

    Just a little bit longer. A lot longer.

    Sincerely,

    Me.
     
  5. Rozen Thorne The Right Hand of Krayt

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    Dear Wachowskis,
    Stop trying to cash in on Keanu's popularity by making mediocre Matrix sequels.
    Sincerely,
    A fella not impressed with the Bill & Ted sequel.
     
  6. MissMarvelous Alienated

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    Dear Small Business,

    Please work. Do your magic.

    Sincerely,


    I believed in you.
     
  7. Rozen Thorne The Right Hand of Krayt

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    Dear Vegas,
    I'm getting tired of you. Time to find a new vacation spot.
    Sincerely,
    A fella tired of wasting money.
     
  8. MissMarvelous Alienated

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    Dear Friday,

    Please get here, ASAP.

    Sincerely,


    A big fan.
     
  9. blueharvest Registered

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    Dear Catdog, please tell me how you poop

    Sincerely, a younger me
     
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    Dear Fart Power

    How we harness all human and animal fart to use fuel for traveling. And if no then how we use in scented perfume. Fresh so fresh

    Thank all,
     
  11. blueharvest Registered

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    Dear neighborhood dogs,

    Please stop barking so I can get to sleep

    Sincerely, someone who has to wake up early tomorrow
     
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  12. MissMarvelous Alienated

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    Dear Me,

    Just hang in there. A little while.

    Sincerely,


    Picking up a fight is not an option.
     
  13. Rozen Thorne The Right Hand of Krayt

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    Dear North Wind,

    Chill out bro, I kind of liked that tree in my back yard. Sheesh.

    Sincerely,

    A fella with a lot of extra wood for the winter.
     
  14. blueharvest Registered

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    Dear Cold Weather,

    Please go away for the next couple of months.

    Sincerely,

    Someone who likes taking Morning walks
     
  15. MissMarvelous Alienated

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    Dear Flu,

    Please leave me alone.

    Sincerely,


    I want to be able to breathe.
     
  16. Rozen Thorne The Right Hand of Krayt

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    Dear WestJet,

    Thanks for a smooth flight and lovely service and tasty noms.

    Sincerely,

    A Member of the Mile High Club since 1985.
     
  17. MissMarvelous Alienated

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    Dear Universe,

    Please let it all be ok.

    Sincerely,


    A worried daughter
     
  18. Rozen Thorne The Right Hand of Krayt

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    Dear Rainbow Bridge,

    Take care of my old dog, she was a good old dog.

    Sincerely,

    Me and the rest of Dog Gang, one short.
     
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  19. MissMarvelous Alienated

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    Dead Pet,

    You're supposed to dig a hole.in the ground... not in my wall!!

    Sincerely,

    I'll cost me a good coin to fix that
     
  20. Rozen Thorne The Right Hand of Krayt

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    Dear Coffee,

    Stop wearing off so soon, I'm trying to be awake all day.

    Sincerely,

    A fella that has stuff to do.
     
  21. MissMarvelous Alienated

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    Dear December,

    Keep it up! Nice weather.

    Sincerely,


    It's nice of you for a change.
     
  22. blueharvest Registered

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    Dear caffeine,

    Please wear off so I can finally go to sleep.

    Sincerely,

    Someone who has to go to work tomorrow
     
  23. MissMarvelous Alienated

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    Dear Social Battery,

    Running low again, huh?

    Sincerely,


    That's ok.
     
  24. blueharvest Registered

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    Dear Cold Weather,

    Please come back. I miss you.

    Sincerely,

    Someone who doesn't like 70 degree weather in the final week of December.
     
  25. MissMarvelous Alienated

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    Dear @blueharvest

    You can have my 96.8°F if you want to.

    Sincerely,


    Those 70°F sound amazing right now!
     

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