Depression For Sale

[The-Dark-Knight]

Who knew Depression looks like a jar of honey?

http://cgi.ebay.com/A-WELL_W0QQitemZ300185833129

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

My name is Amanda and I am saling my depression. I have had it for many years now. It has been with me sinse I was 11 years old , I am now 26. I have tried almost everything to get rid of it. It never goes away. I have thought of everything I could to make it just leave me, but nothing has worked. I was able to trap it in a jar but it still has some affects on me. It makes me do things I know I would not do if I didn't have it. I start fights with strangers and don't worry about the out come. I started thinking if I sold it maybe it would no longer belong to me and it would be gone forever. So I am going to sale it to some one who may have a better use for it. I just want to live a normal life and be happy. It has even made me stronger than a normal women. I notice myself lifing and moving things that may weight more than I should be able to lift. When it takes over me it makes me brave and that scares me.

Hello, Amanda.
I hate you.

 

[The Squirrel]

Whoever bids on this should be shot.

 

[Morg]

I imagine ebay will have it yanked sometime

 

[Snoo]

Kinda sounds like she wants to make people feel sorry for her and bid. It's obviously not the right way to treat depression, yeah, but to me it sounds like she's not looking for that... but money.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

If you buy the Depression you can lift cars and kick ass and stuff!

 

[Mee]

I'd buy that for a dollar.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Dollar Twenty Five!

 

[Mee]

Dollar 26 and some lint.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Lint

Why do you have to bring religion into everything?

 

[The-Dark-Knight]

Wonder if i could sell lint on ebay?

 

[Mee]

I would not buy that for a dollar.

 

[Tempest19]

I did!!!!

I'll go cut my wrists again, thanks a lot jerk!

 

[Ghostvirus]

Who the hell would buy some one else's depression?!

 

[Captain Planet!]

I'm buying it.

 

[bullets]

Who the hell would buy some one else's depression?!

Your just now starting to question the ridiculous spending habits of the average consumer.

 

[fu manchu]

Bidding ended for this item with no bids. i guess she decided to keep it.

 

[bullets]

I hope that depressed her even more.

 

[Mee]

Who the hell would buy some one else's depression?!

I would buy it and then mail it back.

 

[Apollo]

I thought it would look Blue.

 

[The Lizard]

Ha - she was probably hoping for a repeat of the "ghost in a jar"-type auction where the internet and media publicize a weird listing and it ends up getting bought for thousands of dollars by an online casino.

Nice try Amanda, but next time at least dress up your item to make it look more depressing than a regular jar of honey.

 

[chaseter]

Ha - she was probably hoping for a repeat of the "ghost in a jar"-type auction where the internet and media publicize a weird listing and it ends up getting bought for thousands of dollars by an online casino.

Nice try Amanda, but next time at least dress up your item to make it look more depressing than a regular jar of honey.

That being said, I am selling captured Scientology aliens that inhabit our bodies that I caught and put in jars. You can't see them because they are spirits.

 

[Stotch]

You can sell your depression?! Oh boy!! = D

 

[Twin2]

Ha all this time I've been sitting on a gold mine without any knowledge. Well no longer!

 

[Lighthouse]

This reaches whole new levels of lame.