Diddy sued for $1 trillion, blamed for 9/11

[KevanG]

I can honestly say I have no idea if it's true or not but considering some of the news we've had recently, (the woman who "bought" the sun comes to mind) I suppose it is possible it's real

New York, Jan 29 (ANI): A woman from Los Angeles has reportedly filed a 1- trillion-dollar lawsuit against music mogul Diddy, claiming that he is responsible for the September 11 attacks.
According to the Hollywood Reporter, Valerie Joyce Wilson Turks also accused Diddy, whose real name is Sean Combs, his ex-girlfriend Kim Porter and police brutality victim Rodney King of somehow being responsible for the collapse of the World Trade Center.
After they "knocked down the WTC" she wrote, the three came and "knocked my children down."
Turks also added that Diddy stole a poker chip worth "100 zillions of dollars" that she won in a Mississippi casino and later gave it away to someone else.
She further claimed she once dated Diddy and that the 41-year-old rapper is the father of her 23-year-old son.
She is petitioning for 900 billion dollars in child support. The other 100 billion dollars she is seeking is for "loss of income," reports the New York Post.
A Los Angeles judge denied her request for a restraining order against Diddy, but set a hearing for Jan 31. (ANI)

http://ca.news.yahoo.com/diddy-sued-1-trillion-blamed-9-11-20110129-022927-119.html

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

New York, Jan 29 (ANI): A woman from Los Angeles has reportedly filed a 1- trillion-dollar lawsuit against music mogul Diddy, claiming that he is responsible for the September 11 attacks.

Wait, WHAT!?

 

[chaseter]

I hope this goes to the Supreme Court.

 

[Blitzkrieg Bop]

I'm going to sue that woman because she stole my idea.

 

[bored]

So THAT'S where he got that zillion dollar poker chip. He never wanted to tell me.

 

[SPider-T0rch]

Wait a minute.......it can't be April Fool's Day yet

 

[JP]

I hope she wins.

 

[Wolfwood]

I give her an A for creativity.

 

[The Question]

I can honestly say I have no idea if it's true or not but considering some of the news we've had recently, (the woman who "bought" the sun comes to mind) I suppose it is possible it's real

Hey. The Woman who bought the sun was cool. She may have had no legal grounds for doing so, but it was part of a plan to stabilize her country's economy and feed the poor. Can't fault someone for thinking outside the box in terms of community service.

 

[MessiahDecoy123]

I hope after he wins he shakes and says, "take that, take that".

 

[Kane52630]

He did it for The Rock.

 

[dru-zod2501]

Instead of laughing, I feel sad for another poor soul the mental health system failed. I don't see greed or stupidity, you can't make that up unless your reality receptors are dead.

Sorry, mental illness is not something I find amusing

 

[Mace Dolex]

Well I guess they better re-do the ending of that World Trade Center movie starring Nicolas Cage and have Cage beat the crap out of Diddy.

 

[SuperFerret]

Sorry, mental illness is not something I find amusing

Expand your sense of humor.

 

[Nell2ThaIzzay]

I hope after he wins he shakes and says, "take that, take that".

He did it for The Rock.

lulz at both.

 

[PyroChamber]

Not only is Diddy responsible for 9/11, Diddy is responsible for the Thread Manager appearing here on the Hype.

 

[SuperFerret]

He changes his name every once in a while to elude the authorities.

 

[Hunter Rider]

Is it April 1st already?

 

[Jennifer Walters]

This reads like the story of a 6 year old.

 

[SuperFerret]

6 year olds don't have children to knock down.

 

[LegendaryCaleb]

Mo Money Mo Problems.

 

[The Apocalypse]

He did it for The Rock.

I haven't heard that in ages!

 

[terry78]

I think she meant to say Obama, but just got one overly popular black dude confused for another.

 

[Metamorpho1977]

I can honestly say I have no idea if it's true or not but considering some of the news we've had recently, (the woman who "bought" the sun comes to mind) I suppose it is possible it's real

New York, Jan 29 (ANI): A woman from Los Angeles has reportedly filed a 1- trillion-dollar lawsuit against music mogul Diddy, claiming that he is responsible for the September 11 attacks.
According to the Hollywood Reporter, Valerie Joyce Wilson Turks also accused Diddy, whose real name is Sean Combs, his ex-girlfriend Kim Porter and police brutality victim Rodney King of somehow being responsible for the collapse of the World Trade Center.
After they "knocked down the WTC" she wrote, the three came and "knocked my children down."
Turks also added that Diddy stole a poker chip worth "100 zillions of dollars" that she won in a Mississippi casino and later gave it away to someone else.
She further claimed she once dated Diddy and that the 41-year-old rapper is the father of her 23-year-old son.
She is petitioning for 900 billion dollars in child support. The other 100 billion dollars she is seeking is for "loss of income," reports the New York Post.
A Los Angeles judge denied her request for a restraining order against Diddy, but set a hearing for Jan 31. (ANI)

http://ca.news.yahoo.com/diddy-sued-1-trillion-blamed-9-11-20110129-022927-119.html

Another prime reason why you should say no to drugs.

 

[THE MR. TERRIFIC]

Blame Diddy for world hunger as well!