Do U Want To Live Forever???

[Arcturus]

Wouldn't it be cool if this is the thing that causes a real life zombie outbreak?

Yeah! I had that thought going through my head. It would be crazy if scientists were trying to find a way to extend life, but unintentionally find a bring the dead back to life!

Terrifying!

 

[Kritish]

Yeah! I had that thought going through my head. It would be crazy if scientists were trying to find a way to extend life, but unintentionally find a bring the dead back to life!

Terrifying!

Some dude who's taken the drug gets hit by a car and dies then he gets back up as a zombie!

 

[Kahoot]

Wouldn't it be cool if this is the thing that causes a real life zombie outbreak?

Why would that be cool?

Zombies = the end of us all!

Zombies are slow bumn f**ker!

 

[Arcturus]

Some dude who's taken the drug gets hit by a car and dies then he gets back up as a zombie!

That would be downright creepy!

 

[Kritish]

Why would that be cool?

Zombies = the end of us all!

Zombies are slow bumn f**ker!

I've always wanted to live in one of those city fortresses like in Land of the Dead.

 

[Untilteld]

Why would that be cool?

Zombies = the end of us all!

Zombies are slow bumn f**ker!

Yeah, but when in life do we get a chance to shoot a zombie in the face? I say bring the zombies.

 

[Kahoot]

I'd rather be infected by Rage that become a Zombie... But the Rage victums can die when they run out of food, Zombies I'm not too sure about.

 

[The Question]

Refusing to eat takes a while and it can be painful. I'd rather have instant death like a gun. But if I could have the option a venomous snake wouldn't be too bad. I heard Tai Pan's call kill an adult in a couple of minutes.

Once again. Jump of a building. It's much more impressive.

 

[Kritish]

Once again. Jump of a building. It's much more impressive.

But I like snakes.

 

[The Question]

But I like snakes.

Yeah, Snakes are good too. I'm just saying, if you're dead set on dying, you should do it with some style. Now, the preferable option is to go all Thermopolae/Roark's Drift and take as many bastards down with you as possible. But those don't happen every day.

 

[Kritish]

Yeah, Snakes are good too. I'm just saying, if you're dead set on dying, you should do it with some style. Now, the preferable option is to go all Thermopolae/Roark's Drift and take as many bastards down with you as possible. But those don't happen every day.

Going out Virginia Tech style wouldn't be too bad.

 

[AhabTheArab]

nobody wants to live to 100... except the guy who's 99....

 

[Kahoot]

nobody wants to live to 100... except the guy who's 99....

I'm betting most of them wouldn't mind dieing, they'll be alone, there partner will likely be dead. And most will be trapped in an old folks home.

 

[The Question]

I'm betting most of them wouldn't mind dieing, they'll be alone, there partner will likely be dead. And most will be trapped in an old folks home.

I really don't think it's safe to make assumptions like that. Not everyone wants to throw in the towel because things are bad.

 

[Kahoot]

I really don't think it's safe to make assumptions like that. Not everyone wants to throw in the towel because things are bad.

I'm not saying they are gonna jump from a building, I'm saying they probably wouldn't mind dieing. There is a differece.

 

[The Question]

I'm not saying they are gonna jump from a building, I'm saying they probably wouldn't mind dieing. There is a differece.

And I'm saying it's not safe to assume something like that. You say that to the wrong person, they'd probably find it deeply insulting.

 

[ang_hulk]

who wants to live forever!?!?!?! who dares to know forever!?!?!?!?!

 

[Warhammer]

I don't want to be like Vandal Savage.

 

[Lighthouse]

I want them to fix my kidney failure first, then I'll worry about living forever.

 

[Lighthouse]

who wants to live forever!?!?!?! who dares to know forever!?!?!?!?!

I am immortal!! I have inside me blood of kings, yeah!!

 

[redmarvel]

Longevity Pill Tested in Humans


Sirtris Pharmaceuticals announces that its souped-up version of resveratrol has passed early tests in humans.
What if I told you there was a pill that slows aging and allows you to live a healthy life to age 100?
Such a pill may exist right now. It's being tested in people in very early-stage human clinical trials. Today, the company making the pill, Sirtris Pharmaceuticals, announced its findings from preclinical testing in cells and animals, and also from tests conducted on 85 male volunteers this summer.

Look for my profile of longevity researcher David Sinclair in the September/October issue of Technology Review

Why only male volunteers... what happens to the females?

 

[SoulManX]

Why only male volunteers... what happens to the females?

Red Marvel: The Last Women On Earth.

With millions of horny men

 

[LouFerignoDemon]

Plus, wouldn't it be lonely when friends and family have gone on?

Most likely, the drug would work on them too.

 

[Ahura Mazda]

If this actually works the pharmaceutical company that owns it is going to make a fortune...this is a real gold mine. And I am pretty sure almost everyone will end up taking it.

 

[redmarvel]

Red Marvel: The Last Women On Earth.

With millions of horny men

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