Do you have a little brother or sister?

[PhotoJones]

I have one little brother. He's the one Jesus wanted to be crippled with cerebral palsy.
Jesus also wanted him to have two thirds of his colon removed so that he'd s*** the bed every night.
This was to teach my friends and I a beautiful lesson when we were teenagers, not to judge people just because their whole house stinks like human s*** every morning after you have a slumber party.

He just had a birthday and said he's afraid he'll die a virgin, 'cause the fine ladies aren't necessarily lined up to get it on with a 33 year old man who can't tie his own shoes and who may s*** the bed and who works at Taco Bell.

But, this is all part of Jesus' beautiful plan for our lives.

HAHA! Your brother works at Taco Bell.

 

[DX]

I have a little bro

He's 11 and autistic.

 

[Duende Verde]

Kid Arachnid is still waiting for you post pictures of your sexy two year old sibling or at least write a steamy story that involves them.

 

[The Lizard]

I have one little brother. He's the one Jesus wanted to be crippled with cerebral palsy.
Jesus also wanted him to have two thirds of his colon removed so that he'd s*** the bed every night.
This was to teach my friends and I a beautiful lesson when we were teenagers, not to judge people just because their whole house stinks like human s*** every morning after you have a slumber party.

He just had a birthday and said he's afraid he'll die a virgin, 'cause the fine ladies aren't necessarily lined up to get it on with a 33 year old man who can't tie his own shoes and who may s*** the bed and who works at Taco Bell.

But, this is all part of Jesus' beautiful plan for our lives.

Sounds like God is schoolin' you good. Don't piss Him off or He'll learn ya some more.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

HAHA! Your brother works at Taco Bell.

Yeah!
And he can't walk and has terrible hand eye coordination because of cerebral palsy.
HaHaHaHaHaHa.

You should've seen it, when we were kids....several times another kid at a church function or a Bible study, etc. would want to push his wheelchair.....so the adults would say, "Okay, just be careful."

And then we'd look up and the kids would be pushing him really fast and would lose control and I'd be running in what seemed like slow motion to try and reach him in time and he'd fly out of his wheelchair unable to break his fall and bash his skull.

He had to go get stitches twice just from falling out. One time his skull was showing. That was when I was in third grade.

Of course stitches are old hat to him since he had to have 28 operations and was in a full body cast twice.

Yeah, lol, he'd just start flipping out and screaming if anyone so much as mentioned a hospital, back when he was too little to understand that they were trying to save his life AND trying to make it so that he might be able to walk someday with years and years of hard work.
He thought it was just a torture place where his ordinarily loving family would periodically take him to cut up his innards and tendons and put him through undescribeable pain every few months.

HIlarious. up:

 

[JP]

Brother is 10. Sister is 1.

 

[The Lizard]

My little bro lives in San Francisco and is extremely gay.

Little bastard makes more money than I do as well.

 

[PhotoJones]

Yeah!
And he can't walk and has terrible hand eye coordination because of cerebral palsy.
HaHaHaHaHaHa.

You should've seen it, when we were kids....several times another kid at a church function or a Bible study, etc. would want to push his wheelchair.....so the adults would say, "Okay, just be careful."

And then we'd look up and the kids would be pushing him really fast and would lose control and I'd be running in what seemed like slow motion to try and reach him in time and he'd fly out of his wheelchair unable to break his fall and bash his skull.

He had to go get stitches twice just from falling out. One time his skull was showing. That was when I was in third grade.

Of course stitches are old hat to him since he had to have 28 operations and was in a full body cast twice.

Yeah, lol, he'd just start flipping out and screaming if anyone so much as mentioned a hospital, back when he was too little to understand that they were trying to save his life AND trying to make it so that he might be able to walk someday with years and years of hard work.
He thought it was just a torture place where his ordinarily loving family would periodically take him to cut up his innards and tendons and put him through undescribeable pain every few months.

HIlarious. up:

That does sound hilarious. I wouldn't even have asked if he was okay before laughing my ass off at him.

 

[PhotoJones]

My little bro lives in San Francisco and is extremely gay.

Little bastard makes more money than I do as well.

That's weird. I have a couple friends who have younger brothers who are both gay AND wealthier than their older siblings.

 

[3dman27]

I am the little brother/sister

i'm the little brother in my family as well

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

My younger sister is 34
My little brother is 29
my baby sister is 15

 

[Halcohol]

My little brother is 19.

 

[Bastila]

Well I have a younger sister who is 16, and an older sister which is 21 and then me which I am the middle one which makes me the perfect one

 

[Asteroid-Man]

I'm the youngest in my family

 

[SLVRSR4]

I have a brother who is 9 months younger than me my parents were horny! I have control of the electronics in the house so he is under my control.

 

[The Chairman]

I have a younger brother who's going to be 12 next month and a sister who turns 15 in September. I'm the oldest.

 

[Immortalfire]

Got 5 bros, 4 of them are younger than me. The youngest is 14.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

I have 2 younger sisters and one younger brother. I am the oldest of the 4.

 

[Ender]

I have a brother. He's a year younger than me, but not exactly little. He could probably break me in half if he were so inclined.

 

[union_jak]

I am the younger brother. My sister is 24.

 

[Arkady Rossovich]

Im an only child.

 

[Bana]

I have an 8 year old little brother.

 

[NewYorkSpider]

I have a brother.

 

[Telekinetic]

Im the youngest.

I wish i had a little bro/sis.

 

[November Rain]

Im an only child.

ahahahahahaha