Do you hold your junk when you pee?

[GoldenAgeHero]

this morning i saw a guy at the urinals taking a piss while his hands was in his pockets. and i started wondering if anyone else was like this? so do you hold onto your junk or just let it pop out and take a squirt


damnit! I didn't notice the misspelling i got grammar-owned!

 

[Carcharodon]

Do my junk when I pee...? Is that an offer or something?

 

[DV8]

I've seen a lot of old guys pee w/ their hand in their pockets . . . it is pretty weird

I don't put my hands in my pockets but I won't touch my junk if I don't need to, either . . .

 

[Mister J]

We really need to get a facepalm smiley.

I've seen a lot of old guys pee w/ their hand in their pockets . . . it is pretty weird

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I'm leaving now.

 

[Lighthouse]

So you broke the cardinal man rule and watched a guy while he was pissing?

 

[Carcharodon]

I've seen a lot of old guys pee w/ their hand in their pockets . . . it is pretty weird

I don't put my hands in my pockets but I won't touch my junk if I don't need to, either . . .

I didn't know you were Catholic.

 

[EdRyder]

I dont get it,.. whats the alternative?Instead of shaking it off at the end you jump up and down???

 

[The-Dark-Knight]

I've seen a lot of old guys pee w/ their hand in their pockets . . . it is pretty weird

I don't put my hands in my pockets but I won't touch my junk if I don't need to, either . . .

Do you tend to look at a lot of men's penises while you pee? Glance around, check whats on show?

Or is it just the old folk you check out?

 

[Superman4ever]

I've seen a lot of old guys pee w/ their hand in their pockets . . . it is pretty weird

I don't put my hands in my pockets but I won't touch my junk if I don't need to, either . . .

Who the hell puts there hands in their pockets to pee? Do they have to arch their back to get the angle right?

*salsa music*

How LOOOOOOOWWWW can you go?

BTW, a lot, huh? Oh, Dv8!

 

[DV8]

We really need to get a facepalm smiley.

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I'm leaving now.

you know, you can tell when people have their hands in their pockets when you see them standing at a stall

I didn't know you were Catholic.

hahaha . . . you figured me out

Do you tend to look at a lot of men's penises while you pee? Glance around, check whats on show?

Or is it just the old folk you check out?

you know, you can tell when people have their hands in their pockets when you see them standing at a stall after walking in the pisser unless you're that stupid . . .

and hey, don't you actually need to have a penis to respond to this issue?

 

[Carcharodon]

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[DV8]

Who the hell puts there hands in their pockets to pee? Do they have to arch their back to get the angle right?

*salsa music*

How LOOOOOOOWWWW can you go?

BTW, a lot, huh? Oh, Dv8!

Lol!! no, seriously; I only see old guys pee w/ their hands in their pockets . . . and there's this one old dude who actually puts his palm flat on the wall, above his head and braces himself when he pees . . . . there's some weird old fkrs at my job

 

[The-Dark-Knight]

you know, you can tell when people have their hands in their pockets when you see them standing at a stall after walking in the pisser unless you're that stupid . . .

and hey, don't you actually need to have a penis to respond to this issue?

So what brought you here?

Just admit it, you have a thing for wrinkly offal.

 

[Lobo]

 

[Superman4ever]

Lol!! no, seriously; I only see old guys pee w/ their hands in their pockets . . . and there's this one old dude who actually puts his palm flat on the wall, above his head and braces himself when he pees . . . . there's some weird old fkrs at my job

Brilliant post!

 

[DV8]

Brilliant post!

LOL!! I know, man . . . I don't know wtf his deal is . . . he acts like he's running a goddam marathon or something . . . breathes all heavy and shyt :~S

 

[\S/JcDc\S/]

Umm.. Close thread.

 

[Lobo]

LOL!! I know, man . . . I don't know wtf his deal is . . . he acts like he's running a goddam marathon or something . . . breathes all heavy and shyt :~S

Sorry

 

[DV8]

Sorry

it's cool . . . just wash your hands next time, buddy!!!

 

[Captain Planet!]

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Thats all I have to say about that.

 

[Mee]

Thread title sounds like a Soulja Boy song.

 

[DarknessOfDeath]

I feel bad for the poster who made this thread.

 

[oakzap425]

Thread title sounds like a Soulja Boy song.

Omg... you're right.

 

[spike spiegel]

I never use the urinals. I'm too scared some guy is gonna sneak a glance at my business. I'm a stallman.

 

[Ebil Gig]

This thread makes me glad to be a girl.