Do you hold your junk when you pee?

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

This thread makes me glad to be a girl.

Lol.

 

[thejon93]

Am I reading this right; "do you junk when you pee"?! Just kidding, but let's be honest... this must be the creepiest thread... ever. I'm not even kidding, when I first saw the title I was type-less. And I just came off from watching the Tom Cruise Scientology Video so that's even more so
Anyways, no. I don't hold my hands in my pockets when I pee... I have to keep control over my joy-stick. And, no, I've never seen anyone pee with their hands in their pockets... apart from this one time I remember as a kid. This drunk guy and his friend(sober) came by this little corner-store with me and my friends hanging around, he came out of the store with his friend after we heard them both yelling at the store clerk. So they got out of the store when all of a sudden we heard this mail-box tip over as well as this clothes-donation box, the fat, drunk tipped the damn things over by simply leaning on them, I am dead f'n serious. So here comes the topic at hand, the fat drunk then went to the back of the building and... he pissed on the damn wall, and that's not all, the ass-chimp fell over while still taking a piss!... So the fat... guy got arrested and the so-called "friend" bailed, no matter how I felt about the situation... I still thought that, that guy was a little baster-crapper little bailler... ass-face.
Hoper you enjoyed this rant
-thejon93

 

[Mee]

I never use the urinals. I'm too scared some guy is gonna sneak a glance at my business. I'm a stallman.

Judging by a lot of these posts, you're right to be scared.

 

[Figs]

I always just grab my wang when I urinate, after that I make sure to wash my hands. I don't get the grabbing it from inside your pocket...it's like their afraid of their own junk.t:

 

[Gamma Ray]

I have to hold it. I don't want it to touch the floor.

 

[LegendaryCaleb]

I hold my junk every chance I get...So of course I hold it when i pee

 

[Warhammer]

This thread makes me glad to be a girl.

Because you sit down when you pee? We ain't gotta sit on those dirty ass toilets at those public places.

Btw, I thought everybody holds their wang, and takes a piss. How can you not hold it and pee? If I did that, two things would happen. Either my piss would be shooting a bit upwards, or my thing would touch the urinal down).

 

[Drizzle]

For all of you who watch old guys pee, you fail.

 

[Superman4ever]

I have to hold it. I don't want it to touch the floor.

How short are you?

 

[Captain Planet!]

I usually hold onto my pants around it, or if I need to aim, I hold it. But not like I'm holding onto to it for dear life.

And I don't use urinals, I use stalls. I don't like people to look at my penis.

 

[Speedin Bullet]

Especially if I've been drinking, I like to drop my pants and boxers all the way to the ground and piss. Guys that walk in are astonished. One time while I was in the service a high ranking officer walked into the bathroom while I was doing this and shouted out, "Holy Jumping Dog Sh@t!" I turned around and with a straight face said, "What? This is how my dad taught me to pee!" and then walked out.

 

[bullets]

I just set up the gun and fire when ready.

 

[bullets]

Especially if I've been drinking, I like to drop my pants and boxers all the way to the ground and piss. Guys that walk in are astonished. One time while I was in the service a high ranking officer walked into the bathroom while I was doing this and shouted out, "Holy Jumping Dog Sh@t!" I turned around and with a straight face said, "What? This is how my dad taught me to pee!" and then walked out.

we had an autistic kid at my school do that. he would be standing at the urinal with his pants down to his ankles.

 

[Speedin Bullet]

we had an autistic kid at my school do that. he would be standing at the urinal with his pants down to his ankles.

Are you sure he was autistic, or did he just like to screw with the "norms".

 

[thejon93]

Because you sit down when you pee? We ain't gotta sit on those dirty ass toilets at those public places.

Btw, I thought everybody holds their wang, and takes a piss. How can you not hold it and pee? If I did that, two things would happen. Either my piss would be shooting a bit upwards, or my thing would touch the urinal down).

Well, they sit on our's don't they?...

 

[spike spiegel]

When I was a kid I used to shake it around when I peed. I don't know why. Guess it was fun, and passed the time. o.0 *runs to bathroom*

 

[thejon93]

When I was a kid I used to shake it around when I peed. I don't know why. Guess it was fun, and passed the time. o.0 *runs to bathroom*

That's weird, but good for you for having a good time in the washroom

 

[bullets]

Are you sure he was autistic, or did he just like to screw with the "norms".

One day he was limping away from the bathroom and when he got out of sight his limp went away and he lit up a cigarette. I went to school with Keyser Sose.

 

[Manic]

Wow. What an unusual thread.
I hold mine, by the way. I'm not interested in pissing on my shoes.

On another note, I'd like to make an announcement to all of you, should we be urinating in the same public restroom in the future: I don't want to hear how peeing makes you feel. Yes, I know it's a relief to finally let go. You've probably been holding it in a while, and there's nothing quite as satisfying. That's great. That's peachy. Just don't moan like the urinal is giving you a BJ.

 

[QueerMike]

I sometimes piss with my hands at my side or on my hips when I'm home. I may have at a few bars but I can't remember. I'm not usually focusing on people pissing when I'm out, that's a bit strange dude.

 

[bullets]

I just hope someone won't piss on me at the bar. It's liable to happen.

 

[Remy LeBeau X3]

it's funny that of all the topics to make a thread about, this somehow was chosen! classic.

 

[jaymes_e06]

LOL!! I know, man . . . I don't know wtf his deal is . . . he acts like he's running a goddam marathon or something . . . breathes all heavy and shyt :~S

Um you sound like a pervert so.... yeah....

 

[Erzengel]

GAH why are you watching people pee?

 

[knowsbleed]

GAH - "Hmm... I wonder what would make a great thread? *ponders*

"I GOT ONE!"