Do you hold your junk when you pee?

[Mee]

On another note, I'd like to make an announcement to all of you, should we be urinating in the same public restroom in the future: I don't want to hear how peeing makes you feel. Yes, I know it's a relief to finally let go. You've probably been holding it in a while, and there's nothing quite as satisfying. That's great. That's peachy. Just don't moan like the urinal is giving you a BJ.

Once upon a time I was meeting my parents some place, and they were gonna introduce me to some guy. Before I went to them, I went in the restroom. Some guy was in there, he went to the urinal, I went to the stall. As I'm going, I can hear the guy moaning like he's being tortured or something. "Uuunngh, OOOH, aaaaah..." After finishing up in there, I went to my parents and they introduced the guy, who you guessed it, was the moaner from the bathroom. Awkward! :laugh track:

 

[knowsbleed]

Did you shake his hand and regret it later?

 

[Downhere]

This thread is...odd.

 

[Mee]

Did you shake his hand and regret it later?

Yes.



He says "hi I'm blah blah" and all I could manage due to the shock was "...hi."

 

[jaymes_e06]

I got an idea for a new thread "Do you Shake your Junk When you Pee?"

 

[knowsbleed]

Even better... do you AC Slater it in public?

 

[GoldenAgeHero]

it's funny that of all the topics to make a thread about, this somehow was chosen! classic.

and of all the topics to talk about, mines is unique. what do you have to offer?

GAH - "Hmm... I wonder what would make a great thread? *ponders*

"I GOT ONE!"

hahaha yes this is actually my thought process.

 

[Deep Thinkin'!]

This thread makes me giggle.

 

[Mee]

Holding yor junk is SERIOUS BUSINESS.

 

[EdRyder]

Even better... do you AC Slater it in public?

Thats what started all this isnt it,..Damn you AC Slater.
The rest of you, quit trying to reinvent the wheel.

 

[TLH]

Lol!! no, seriously; I only see old guys pee w/ their hands in their pockets . . . and there's this one old dude who actually puts his palm flat on the wall, above his head and braces himself when he pees . . . . there's some weird old fkrs at my job

Leslie Nielson in The Naked Gun

 

[GoldenAgeHero]

i just thought it was weird seeing a dude with his hands in his pockets while taking a piss.
I;m a bit surprised there are people out there like that.

 

[Erzengel]

Thanks GAH.

Now besides my complex of not being able to sh't in a public restroom now I can't take a piss because I'm worried someone is watching me.

 

[chamber-music]

So you broke the cardinal man rule and watched a guy while he was pissing?

That and crossing streams are a No! No!

 

[jaymes_e06]

It's not even the fact that you watch people pee GAH (although that is wierd you might want to get that checked out). It's the fact that you are so forthcomming about it.


Silence is a virtue

 

[GoldenAgeHero]

i wasn't watching him pee, i caught him whilei was walking into the restroom and i winced in his direction and saw his hands in his pockets. it's not like i was staring at him while washing my hands or anything.

 

[Immortalfire]

 

[Lord Valumart]

it depends on the time of day...early morning or late night i need to hold myself up...thus i only touch to shake off....appart from that...

 

[cerealkiller182]

Better question: Over the fence or through the gate?

 

[DorkyFresh]

Better question: Over the fence or through the gate?

through the doggy door

 

[Erzengel]

i wasn't watching him pee, i caught him whilei was walking into the restroom and i winced in his direction and saw his hands in his pockets. it's not like i was staring at him while washing my hands or anything.

Don't use this in any topic of conversation with a girl.

 

[Dangerous]

Hold my junk?

... you mean hold my turds in?

... er...

oh, my weapon.

Yea I hold it, I aim it good.

 

[Captain_BluTac]

This should have a poll.

 

[QueerMike]

It's not even the fact that you watch people pee GAH (although that is wierd you might want to get that checked out). It's the fact that you are so forthcomming about it.


Silence is a virtue

I've been in a lot of bar bathrooms and public restrooms and I can honestly say no one ever did anything to make me remember them in there. I guess I can be grateful for that.

 

[Immortalfire]

Don't use this in any topic of conversation with a girl.

*On a date...*
Girl: So, what are some of your hobbies?
GAH: I watch other guys pee.