Do you like being on top or bottom?

[Immortalfire]

For me, I go for the bottom bunk if possible. Mainly because if the top bunk is close the ceiling, I'll start feeling like I'm gonna suffocate, and I can't sleep.

You?

 

[jaguarr]

Top, baby, because if I drink too much Guinness and pass out I want somewhere for the piss to drain off to.

jag

 

[DOG LIPS]

Bottom, because I'm lazy, and it's easier to shank your cell mate from below.

 

[Immortalfire]

It's also a hassle to wake up, and realize you have to climb down something to get the day started. Ugh.

 

[dpm07]

I prefer the top, but I do enjoy watching a woman on top as well.

 

[kane9321]

most misleading thread title evah

 

[2star]

I prefere to be underneath - nothing beats the girl climbing on top

 

[Two-Face]

I thought this thread was about sex...

 

[Addendum]

Bottom, though I adjust the mattress so it'll be as low as possible

 

[Badger]

Bottom, I fell of the top bunk once.

 

[tzarinna]

I've fallen off the top bunk and I had the top bunk fall onto me.
What to do, what to do.

 

[2star]

I've fallen off the top bunk and I had the top bunk fall onto me.
What to do, what to do.

Sleep on the floor ya dirty rat

 

[Super Kal]

the bottom

 

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

When I was little, me and my little sister shared the bottom bunk. Then when my older sister was going through her rebellious phase, my younger sister took the top. Bottom for me!

 

[tzarinna]

Sleep on the floor ya dirty rat

Only if you sleep with me.

 

[Untilteld]

Top, because when someone's ontop if I'm on the bottom I always get that feeling it'll come down crushing me. So I'd rather crush them.

 

[Lord Valumart]

is normal bed an option? i have a fear of bunks

 

[SLVRSR4]

is normal bed an option? i have a fear of bunks

A close friend of mine slept on the bottom and stacked things on the top... it all fell down, while he was sleeping! He wasn't seriously injured, but I don't think i'll sleep in one ever again.

 

[Lord Valumart]

A close friend of mine slept on the bottom and stacked things on the top... it all fell down, while he was sleeping! He wasn't seriously injured, but I don't think i'll sleep in one ever again.

and thats why i fear them

 

[Iceman]

Bottom, because I'm lazy, and it's easier to shank your cell mate from below.

Correct

 

[doc ock rules!]

Top. If I sleep on the bottom bunk on my bed, I'll crack my head open hitting the boards that support the upper bed. Also, I keep all my junk on the bottom bed.

 

[Matt Murdock]

Bottom. I hit my head on the ceiling once... plus there's that pesky ladder.

 

[bored]

I had the bottom bunk my freshman year of college. It was generally pretty good, and I dated a girl who had a top bunk once. Getting in the bed was a hassle.

 

[TBadora]

Bottom, because you can always rig the latter so that your cell mate hurts him/herself trying to get into/out of their bed.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Top, because, if the thing collapses, I'd really rather not be the one to take the blow.