Do you pee standing up or sitting down?

[RoughNTumble]

in your opinion

 

[CapedCrusader14]

Standing up.

 

[PSYLENTGuardian]

Standing up.

 

[Karem-Knight]

Both.

 

[enterthemadness]

How about none of you business?

depends on my mood though...

 

[Quasimod0]

Both

 

[Pink Ranger]

Neither.

 

[TheGuy]

LOL.

Standing up

 

[Hotwire]

Depends on whether or not I have other business to attend to.

 

[pr0xyt0xin]

i lie down to pee

 

[Piper Maru]

Both, actually.

 

[runawayboulder]

I don't pee. Pee is what 5 year old's do.

I piss because I'M A MAN.

Spoiler

And I do it sitting down.

 

[Immortalfire]

Is this really a question?

 

[Manic]

Both

I stand up and aim when I just have to pee, and I don't see the point in standing up to pee and sitting down to poo in one toilet session.

 

[Duke]

I pee standing up & whenever I have other business besides that, I take a seat.

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

If its just a piss I stand but no messes are made because my aim has been pretty true for 25 or so years now.

 

[Boy Scout]

Upside down. Sideways on Sundays.

 

[terry78]

I commend you for trying to weed out the females on the board. It won't work, but I commend the effort.

 

[Pink Ranger]

I know for a fact that it's wrong to sit down on a toilet to pee, based on this personal experience. The one time I tried to do it, the guy at the Home Depot plumbing department started yelling and screaming all sorts of bad things.

 

[Lasirius]

It feels strange taking a seat just to pee.

 

[chaseter]

Patti Mayonnaise stands up.

 

[Cunning Stunts]

I do a handstand.

 

[knowsbleed]

OP, if you want to pee sitting down... you don't need to start a poll just to justify what you really want to do... just do it. Do it, and embrace it. Print it on a shirt. You might get some action.

 

[Manic]

I do a handstand.

Morning wood?

 

[marcvader]

I stand cause that's the only way I can piss in the tank.