The Pengiun Diet

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  1. pavlovs dogfood

    pavlovs dogfood sleepy

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    Ya know, Penguins drink ice cold water and their body has to warm it up. Doing so burns calories. It's a scientific FACT, like in The Bible or something.

    Drinking lots of water also:

    ~Improves Your Energy
    ~Increases Your Mental and Physical Performance
    ~Removes Toxins & Waste Products from your body
    ~Keeps Skin Healthy and Glowing
    ~Helps You Lose Weight
    ~Reduces Headaches and Dizziness
    ~Allows for proper Digestion
    ~Helps to keep you more Alkaline
    ~Relieves constipation
    ~Helps to maintain proper muscle tone

    I want glowing skin, don't you? Plus, water makes your fat cells less rubbery. Incaseyadidn'tknow, rubbery fat cells = hard to get rid of. Bad stuff.

    When you don't get enough, your blood literally becomes thicker, like tomato soup. You also are thirsty, have sunken eyes, absence of tears when crying vigorously, and are restless and irritable. What a jerk you must be. Your pee is also dark and smelly. EW!

    Water cleanses your system. Water is next to cleanliness, which is next to godliness. Water is Godly.

    Join me in drinking nothing but water all the live long day! Post your results and I'll write a book about this foolproof diet. I have to pee like 17 times a day and never don't have the sensation of having to micturate, but my pee is clear and pristine. Good enough to bottle and drink. Sure, the first few times I peed it was brown and sludgy and full of toxins, but eventually it turns into spring water flowing from my vag.

    You can eat fish or something for energy. :up:
     
    #1 pavlovs dogfood, Jan 5, 2006
  2. Dangerous

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    Excellent idea
     
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  3. pavlovs dogfood

    pavlovs dogfood sleepy

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    I think so.
     
    #3 pavlovs dogfood, Jan 5, 2006
  4. Killgore

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    I thought this was a thread about eating penguins.

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  5. Equint77

    Equint77 MY NAME IS HOV

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    I'm now hungry for a hamburger. :(
     
    #5 Equint77, Jan 5, 2006
  6. Killgore

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    You mean Penguinburger. MMMMMM. Penguin *drool*
     
    #6 Killgore, Jan 5, 2006
  7. The Lizard

    The Lizard Didn't eat Billy

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    Heh- has Dew seen that?
     
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  8. pavlovs dogfood

    pavlovs dogfood sleepy

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    I'm thinking we're straying too far from the source material here, folks.
     
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  9. Killgore

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    Probably not. I just made it.:D
     
    #9 Killgore, Jan 5, 2006
  10. Equint77

    Equint77 MY NAME IS HOV

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    Killgore you're a genius...
     
    #10 Equint77, Jan 5, 2006
  11. JLBats

    JLBats The boney king of nowhere

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    Stick to posting sexy pictures.
     
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  12. dmcnx

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    Welcome to my sig:up:
     
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  13. The Lizard

    The Lizard Didn't eat Billy

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    Pee comes out of your urethra, not your "vag".
     
    #13 The Lizard, Jan 5, 2006
  14. pavlovs dogfood

    pavlovs dogfood sleepy

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    You know, potato po-tah-toe, dude.

    The vag is all encompassing. Believe me, I know; I have one.

    I thought you hated that????????????????????????????
     
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  15. pavlovs dogfood

    pavlovs dogfood sleepy

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    :o That's so embarassing. Two sigs in two days? :(
     
    #15 pavlovs dogfood, Jan 5, 2006
  16. THWIP*

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    ME TOO. :confused:

    OF COURSE, DEW'S GOING TO BAN YOU FOR THAT PIC. :O
     
    #16 THWIP*, Jan 5, 2006
  17. dmcnx

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    Who the hell says po-tah-to?
     
    #17 dmcnx, Jan 5, 2006
  18. pavlovs dogfood

    pavlovs dogfood sleepy

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    I'm sure some people do. I for one will not be the judge of them.
     
    #18 pavlovs dogfood, Jan 5, 2006
  19. The Lizard

    The Lizard Didn't eat Billy

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    Too easy....
     
    #19 The Lizard, Jan 5, 2006
  20. pavlovs dogfood

    pavlovs dogfood sleepy

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    What? Don't give up like that, the gauntlet's been thrown; if we need to fisticuffs, let that be that. Let's dance.
     
    #20 pavlovs dogfood, Jan 5, 2006
  21. JLBats

    JLBats The boney king of nowhere

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    I actually like it but I have to maintain a disaffected facade or people won't like me:confused::(
     
    #21 JLBats, Jan 5, 2006
  22. The Lizard

    The Lizard Didn't eat Billy

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    Oh all right...

    That's exactly what I've heard said down at the docks!

    bah-dum-BUM!
     
    #22 The Lizard, Jan 5, 2006
  23. pavlovs dogfood

    pavlovs dogfood sleepy

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    ....Yeah, the buildup wasn't half as good as the payoff. :down :down
     
    #23 pavlovs dogfood, Jan 5, 2006
  24. The Lizard

    The Lizard Didn't eat Billy

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    Don't you mean the payoff wasn't half as good as the buildup? :confused:
     
    #24 The Lizard, Jan 5, 2006
  25. Killgore

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    Get a room you two! Or three counting JLBats.
     
    #25 Killgore, Jan 5, 2006
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