Drive-Thru Rap Order Lands Teens in Trouble with the Law

[TheDreamMaster]

All these SSH members, rapping about this stupid ****,
thinking they know all about it,
But when **** like that happens, at places like Taco Bell too,
it brings a tear to my eye, and this is what it makes me do:

...................



Dammit, I hate myself now.

 

[Metamorpho1977]

"They also said they did not think they were breaking the law while rapping their order."
Neglect of the Law doesn't not immune you do it.

I'm glad that these kids got fined. No one should ever rap orders at McDonalds after 8:00PM. I think it is in the Constitution.

And now they know. And as we all know, knowing is half the battle.

 

[Ace of Knaves]

What gets me is, why the hell did the person ring the police anyway? They belled up the old bill because someone rapped an order to them? Really? Seriously? ****ing pathetic much?

 

[Crook]

"Hello, 911? I have these hoodlums at the drive-thru, rapping. I think---I think they might be gangsters"

 

[Ace of Knaves]

Exactly.

"My god, they're, they're...busting into rhyme! They must be preparing to run up on us with shotty's!"

 

[terry78]

The checker should have responded in kind with a flow of their own. That's called battling, son. And they had to end with the crossed arms pose.

 

[Ace of Knaves]

You roll up on my drive through
spitting that **** fool?
Imma take you ta pre-school
Lyrically I make you feel like a tool
Coz ma hamburgers are fly
trust me man, i don't tell porkie pies
they're so tasty you'll be wishing for supersize

Coz i'm da king of tha drive through
no one can pass through
these patties so greasy you'll be busting fo a number 2

out of the frier and into the fire
i'm the don dapper of the burger, man im no lier

like spongebob i'm employee of da month
so don't bring that **** to me coz you'll leave with da hump

believe that, im slick with a spatula
same sorta way i'm slick with a female practitioner...
of oral hygiene, and no im not talking bout that toothpaste man mclean

BOOYAA MUTHA ****AS!!!!

 

[LouFerignoDemon]

You roll up on my drive through
spitting that **** fool?
Imma take you ta pre-school
Lyrically I make you feel like a tool
Coz ma hamburgers are fly
trust me man, i don't tell porkie pies
they're so tasty you'll be wishing for supersize

Coz i'm da king of tha drive through
no one can pass through
these patties so greasy you'll be busting fo a number 2

out of the frier and into the fire
i'm the don dapper of the burger, man im no lier

BOOYAA MUTHA ****AS!!!!

You're totally in mine and Immortalfire's group.

 

[Ace of Knaves]

and i ain't done yet
the way i flip those patties, you'll think i'm a vet

even spongebob ain't got **** on me
mr krabs sacked him and used him to mop up me wee
seriously
even patrick the starfish was shaking excitedly
coz my burgers? they make you go COR BLIMEY!

 

[Manic]

*holds hand to mouth and points at the loser*
OHHHHHHH!!

 

[Mace Dolex]

Have Vanilla Ice or MC Hammer made a statement on this now that they can't order drive-thru?

 

[Ace of Knaves]

Ice had this to say

"Stop, collaborate and listen"

Whilst Hammer fired back

"Stop. Hammer time"

 

[The Spawn]

Bring back the rap thread....

 

[Timstuff]

Have Vanilla Ice or MC Hammer made a statement on this now that they can't order drive-thru?

Actually, they're probably taking the orders.

Vanilla Ice (to a customer who just rapped their order): "Yo man, those ah some funkeh lyrics. That'll be $15.95."

 

[Metamorpho1977]

What gets me is, why the hell did the person ring the police anyway? They belled up the old bill because someone rapped an order to them? Really? Seriously? ****ing pathetic much?

There has to be more to the story than the guys just rapping the order.

 

[SuperFerret]

...the teens created public fear...

I can understand this, because we all know what really scary type of person rap music leads to, right? Right?

 

[Manic]

FACT: All rappers are hardened criminals, except for the ones who aren't.

 

[SuperFerret]

FACT: All rappers are hardened criminals, except for the ones who aren't.

Exactly.

 

[Nell2ThaIzzay]

"And my friend, Billy Z, taken the Mic....."



GAW! I can't rhyme. Rap is dumb.

may disagree on politcs....

but I agree 100 percent... RAP IS CRAP...

take that hisso bisso ryhme

You both, my good sirs, are very much wrong.

 

[Manic]

If I find out BillyZaned and SuBe are into metal, it's only going to reaffirm my "Metalheads are the most snobby music fans you'll ever meet" theory.

 

[LouFerignoDemon]

I still say folk song and alt rock lovers are.

 

[Manic]

No, metalheads are worse. The worst metalheads hate all other genres of music. They hate newer metal bands. They dog on underground acts that try too hard to sound like older bands. They trash certain popular older metal bands as being overrated trash. Really, there's no more than a dozen bands any given metalhead will openly admit to liking (and if there is more than a dozen, they'll haughtily say "you've never heard of [some of] them").

 

[Nell2ThaIzzay]

No, metalheads are worse. The worst metalheads hate all other genres of music. They hate newer metal bands. They dog on underground acts that try too hard to sound like older bands. They trash certain popular older metal bands as being overrated trash. Really, there's no more than a dozen bands any given metalhead will openly admit to liking (and if there is more than a dozen, they'll haughtily say "you've never heard of [some of] them").

lmao, after having spent a few months working at Hot Topic, and a LOT of time working in a CD store, you are so absolutely correct.

 

[JaD]

They must've thought they were in a commercial or something. Weird.

 

[LouFerignoDemon]

lmao, after having spent a few months working at Hot Topic, and a LOT of time working in a CD store, you are so absolutely correct.

Do real metalheads go to Hot Topic?

You figured they'd mix with the emo and wanna be types like oil and water.


At least, I don't think they have Mammoth shirts at the HT.