Dukes of Hazard Movie

Discussion in 'Misc. Films' started by heck yeh baby X, May 9, 2006.

  1. heck yeh baby X Registered

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    who else loved this movie besides me? I know it wasnt what people tought it was but I loved it as if it was the modern updated version. Very serious stuff. Not as redundant as the old show
     
  2. D'Artagnan Registered

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    :confused: Did we watch the same movie?

    'Very serious'?

    Dukes of Hazzard was possibly the laziest movie ever made. No plot, just a series of teen comedy/Jackass moments, babe de jour Jessica Simpson, and elements of an old TV show. It was woefully bad.

    An embarassment, really.
     
  3. Bat Attack Mirth

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    Rat poop + Swamp gas = Dukes of Hazzard
     
  4. C.F. Kane Registered

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    You need to multiply Rat Poop by the quantity (MTV + The Man Show) to get an accurate equation.
     
  5. tzarinna Mamochka

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    I rented it and watched it in private like a dirty little secret. It was brain dead movie but I had to endulge my curiosity for my childhood show. I didn't expect much.I did enjoyed Willie Nelson, he's freakin wacky.
     
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    THis is from last year's movie review thread

     
  7. Cinemaman Registered

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    It was so stupid and bad movie :mad:

    Oh god, please explain those stupid filmakers to not make films like this!!!
     
  8. Kevin Roegele Do you mind if I don't?

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    It's stupid and it's bad; those are not new in Hollywood. The fact that it's so obscenely lazy gets me. I cannot believe the script was even written, let alone re-written.
     
  9. The Apatow Crew Registered

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    Well glad to see another person liked it besides me.

    and to all the people expectimng shakesspear its from one of the guys who wrote super troopers and club dread. they where looking for the younger audience. hence the casting of who they got for the three main dukes.

    Seann Wiliam Scott has fans from The American Pie Movies and other stuff he's done.

    Johnny Knoxville Brings in the Jackass crowd.

    And well Jessica Simpson brought nothing. that wasa bad casting choice. i would have went with Jessica Biel instead who's a real brunette.
     
  10. Bat Attack Mirth

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    Rosie O'Donnell would have owned this movie if she were Daisy Duke. But they cast that Jessica Simpson tramp instead. :mad:
     
  11. The Chairman Pimps' Main Prophet

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    I loved it when I first saw it, but I now realize that it was a steaming pile of crap.

    And John Goodman should've been Boss Hogg, not Burt "Despite Making A Few Good Films 30 Years Ago In All Actually Can't Act For ****" Reynolds.
     
  12. Kable24 Member of the NRA

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    A total ass raping of a show I watched as a young child.
     
  13. DDRSkata Wu Tang Killa Bee

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    Keep in mind that I never saw the original show, but...

    I was pleasantly surprised with it. I was on the same bandwagon as everyone else after seeing the horrible trailers, but the movie was pretty funny. I enjoyed it.
     
  14. BeserkerHilf Registered

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    i'll admit i bought it.

    i know even i can make a better movie, but I didn't really expect much from a movie about Southern people, so i was pleasantly surprised.


    ...that and the car chases, love 'em, especially the roar of the hemi on a tightly enclosed surround sound system.
     

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