Dumbest Song Lyrics of All Time

[Mr Sparkle]

"Bela Lugosi's Dead"

I forget who it's by, but it's not cool at all to make fun of such a legend!


CAH

blasphemy!

 

[NyteWing]

Good song, but.....

I was there
When the bear
Ate his head
Thought it was a candy
Everyone goes in the end

Knock knock on the door
Who's it for?
There's nobody in here
Look in the mirror my friend

 

[Batman1939]

Good song, but.....

I was there
When the bear
Ate his head
Thought it was a candy
Everyone goes in the end

Knock knock on the door
Who's it for?
There's nobody in here
Look in the mirror my friend

Hahahahaha thats funny

 

[Ben Urich]

Snow Patrol - Chasing Cars
[snip]

Hey!
That is me and my fianceé's song!

 

[Not Jake]

Let's
waste
time

cha
sing
cah-ars

a-round
our
heads

 

[Caliber]

Anything by the Black Eye Peas is the worst so far.

 

[Norkie]

Well I think that mainly all of todays "Punk" music is terible and I only wish I was born in the good ol days I hate when all my freinds listen to bands like "simple plan" and other nonsense. but hey I if you listen to that kinda of music and like it then good for you.

 

[Guyverjay]

We close our eyes by Go West

Inside everyone hides one desire
Outside no one would know
Danger close to edge of the knife
Safer not to let go
And while we miss chances
You can almost hear time slipping away

chorus
We close our eyes we never lose a game
Imagination never lets us take the blame
We close our eyes to see the final frame
We close our eyes to time slipping away

No show Wednesday girl waits with the wine
She knows just what to say
While no one listens
You can almost hear time slipping away

repeat chorus

We can talk to strangers
We are burning with the spark
And we can walk on water
We are tigers in the dark
We are burning

We close our eyes

Heroes never give into the night
He knows how far he can run
And as he surrenders
You can almost hear time slipping away

Do these lyrics mean ANYTHING???

 

[Hades]

We close our eyes by Go West

Inside everyone hides one desire
Outside no one would know
Danger close to edge of the knife
Safer not to let go
And while we miss chances
You can almost hear time slipping away

chorus
We close our eyes we never lose a game
Imagination never lets us take the blame
We close our eyes to see the final frame
We close our eyes to time slipping away

No show Wednesday girl waits with the wine
She knows just what to say
While no one listens
You can almost hear time slipping away

repeat chorus

We can talk to strangers
We are burning with the spark
And we can walk on water
We are tigers in the dark
We are burning

We close our eyes

Heroes never give into the night
He knows how far he can run
And as he surrenders
You can almost hear time slipping away

Do these lyrics mean ANYTHING???

That sounds like the type of song a World of Warcraft devotee would listen to, when he's *********ing, then afterwords he'd cry, and go out for a hike on the outskirts of town, and be eaten by giant horses, with wolfheads.

 

[Batman1939]

Anything by the Black Eye Peas is the worst so far.

My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump

 

[ComicChick]

do you ever feel like a plastic bag?

-Katy Perry

 

[Pyroschik]

I don't know if this counts but this was the theme song to a show on MTV that was called the "Andy Milonakis Show"

I rock peas on my head but don’t call me a pea head.
Beas on my head but don’t call me a bee head.
Bruce Lee’s on my head but don’t call me a Lee head.
Now please excuse me, I gots to get my tree fed.
You wear name brands and I make my own clothing.
I hang out with an apple who loves self-loathing.
“I hate myself.”

Pancake on my face makes me extra happy.
I like shampoo bottles that sit on my lappy.
Cause it’s my show you can’t tell me what to do.
When life hands me lemons I make beef stew.

So yo I gotta go, it’s time for me to rock it.
I put baloney in my left pocket.
Smear some cream cheese in my gold locket .
Cause it’s my show I’m Andy Milonakis.
It’s my show I’m Shmandy Shmila-Shmakis.
It’s my show I’m Andy Milonakis.

 

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

do you ever feel like a plastic bag?

-Katy Perry

Ugh. I can't stand that song anymore especially due to that line alone. So annoying.

 

[TinkTonks]

So many bad lyrics....hard to know where to begin!

I totally agree with the inclusion of that Katy Perry one :/

 

[Rain Dog]

I love little girls they make me feel so good
I love little girls they make me feel so bad
When theyre around they make me feel
Like Im the only guy in town
I love little girls they make me feel so good

They dont care if Im a one way mirror
Theyre not frightened by my cold exterior

They dont ask me questions
They dont want to scold me
They dont look for answers
They just want to hold me
Isnt this fun
Isnt this what lifes all about
Isnt this a dream come true
Isnt this a nightmare too

They dont care about my inclinations
Theyre not frightened by my revelations

Uh oh take a second take
Uh oh its a mistake
Uh oh Im in trouble
Uh oh the little girl was just to little
Too little, too little, too little
Isnt this what lifes all about
Isnt this a dream come true
Isnt this a nightmare too . . .

And I dont care what people say
And I dont care what people think
And I dont care how we look walking down the street

Bad lyrics? These are hilarious! I'm pretty sure this was supposed to be tongue-in-cheek. Danny Elfman doesn't strike me as a pedophile.

 

[Heffer Wolf]

Well I think that mainly all of todays "Punk" music is terible and I only wish I was born in the good ol days I hate when all my freinds listen to bands like "simple plan" and other nonsense. but hey I if you listen to that kinda of music and like it then good for you.

Whoia, Simple Plan is not a punk band. Do not judge new Punk on these guys. Now a band like the flatliners, thats a new punk band that is awesome.

anyways, dumb lyrics, hows bout:

Let me tell you about the sad man, Shut up and let me see your jazz hands

 

[redhawk23]

I still love this song, I am however, aware that the lyrics are impossibly ******ed.

Pink floyd- Bike

I've got a bike
You can ride it if you like
It's got a basket
A bell that rings
And things to make it look good
I'd give it to you if I could
But I borrowed it

You're the kind of girl that fits in with my world
I'll give you anything
Everything if you want things

I've got a cloak
It's a bit of a joke
There's a tear up the front
It's red and black
I've had it for months
If you think it could look good
Then I guess it should

You're the kind of girl that fits in with my world
I'll give you anything
Everything if you want things

I know a mouse
And he hasn't got a house
I don't know why
I call him Gerald
He's getting rather old
But he's a good mouse

You're the kind of girl that fits in with my world
I'll give you anything
Everything if you want things

I've got a clan of gingerbread men
Here a man
There a man
Lots of gingerbread men
Take a couple if you wish
They're on the dish

You're the kind of girl that fits in with my world
I'll give you anything
Everything if you want things

I know a room full of musical tunes
Some rhyme
Some ching
Most of them are clockwork
Let's go into the other room and make them work

That song is dumb but I'm not going to lie, I used to listen to it everyday walking home, piper at the gates of dawn is such a goofy album.

 

[Mace Dolex]

"I don't think you're ready for this jelly."

"Don't tell my heart; my achy breaky heart..."

"She bangs! She bangs!"

"Will it ever stop yo, I don't know. Turn off the lights, and I'll glow."

I think these songs were made for people to get on the floor and dance so who cares what the lyrics are.

Personally for me I like a good song with a good beat to it, I never listen to the lyrics.

 

[redhawk23]

Sorry if this is already posted but I didn't see it, and none of it came up in a search

The motherload of dumb lyrics, that boarders on self parody.
ICP's Miracles.

If magic is all we've ever know
Then it's easy to miss what really goes on
But I've seen miracles in every way
And I see miracles everyday
Oceans spanning beyond my sight
And a million stars way above em at night
We don't have to be high to look in the sky
And know that's a miracle opened wide
Look at the mountains, trees, the seven seas
And everything chilling underwater, please
Hot lava, snow, rain and fog
Long neck giraffes, and pet cats and dogs
And I've seen eighty-five thousand people
All in one room, together as equals
Pure magic is the birth of my kids
I've seen sh## that'll shock your eyelids
The sun and the moon, and even Mars
The Milky Way and f###ing shooting stars
UFOs, a river flows
Plant a little seed and nature grows
Niagara falls and the pyramids
Everything you believed in as kids
F###ing rainbows after it rains
there's enough miracles here to blow your brains
I fed a fish to a pelican at Frisco bay
It tried to eat my cell phone, he ran away
And music is magic, pure and clean
You can feel it and hear it but it can't be seen

Music is all magic
(Are you a believer in miracles)
You can't even hold it
(Do you notice and recognize miracles)
it's just there in the air
(Are you a believer in miracles)
Pure motherf###ing magic Right?
This ****'ll blow your f###ing mind
(Do you notice and recognize miracles)

Music is a lot like love, it's all a feeling
And it fills the room, from the floor to the ceiling
I see miracles all around me
Stop and look around, it's all astounding
Water, fire, air and dirt
F###ing magnets, how do they work?
And I don't wanna talk to a scientist
Y'all motherf###ers lying, and getting me pi$$ed
Solar eclipse, and vicious weather
Fifteen thousand Juggalos together
And I love my mom for giving me this
Time on this planet, taking nothing for granted
I seen a caterpillar turn into a butterfly
Miracles ain't nothing to lie
Shaggy's little boys look just like Shaggy
And my little boy looks just like daddy
Miracles each and every where you look
And nobody has to stay where they put
This world is yours for you to explore
there's nothing but miracles beyond your door
The Dark Carnival is your invitation
To witness that without explanation
Take a look at this fine creation
And enjoy it better with appreciation
Crows, ghosts, the midnight coast
The wonders of the world, mysteries the most
Just open your mind, and it ain't no way
To ignore the miracles of every day

(Are you a believer in miracles)
Magic everywhere in this b###
(Do you notice and recognize miracles)
it's all around you, you don't even know it
(Are you a believer in miracles) ****'s crazy
(Do you notice and recognize miracles,
So many miracles, the magic miracles)

Are you a believer in miracles
Do you have time for the miracles
Do you notice and recognize miracles
So many miracles, the magic miracles
Are you a believer in miracles
Do you have time for the miracles
Do you notice and recognize miracles
So many miracles, the magic miracles
Are you a believer in miracles
Do you have time for the miracles
Do you notice and recognize miracles
So many miracles, the magic miracles
Are you a believer in miracles
Do you have time for the miracles
Do you notice and recognize miracles
So many miracles, the magic miracles

 

[<(o_o)>]

Come On Down To The Farm

Hey! I turned on the television, just to watch the evening news
What I saw made me want to crawl right thru that tube.
They were talking about a wedding, but they only showed two men.
So I fired off an e-mail with an invite just for them.

Chorus:

Come on down to the farm.
Come on out to the barn.
You won’t see two roosters walking arm in arm.
They couldn’t make a chicken; they don’t have an egg to hatch.
When God said love your brother, I don’t think he meant like that.

Now in that little e-mail, I commenced to tell them how,
Two mares can’t make a stallion; two bulls can’t make a cow.
Why it takes a male to be male for the species to go on.
There’ll be no reproduction if the plumbing is all wrong.

Chorus:

Now we used to teach out children all about the birds and bees.
Now the world is telling them, do anything you please.
We need to get back to the Bible, back to the gospel truth.
Cause a million happy ganders, never gonna make a single goose.

Chorus:

Video of the song. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tryw3dC8kOk

 

[Mr.Webs]

Anything by Kesha I think qualifies.

And 'Bicycle' is a brilliant song, albeit with some terrible lyrics.

 

[redmarvel]

This song repeats the same word 18 times in a row.

"Jump Around" by House of Pain (and I find it a pain whenever I hear this song played)

Pack it up, pack it in
Let me begin
I came to win
Battle me that's a sin
I won't tear the sack up
Punk you'd better back up
Try and play the role and the whole crew will act up
Get up, stand up, come on!
Come on, throw your hands up
If you've got the feeling jump across the ceiling
Muggs is a funk fest, someone's talking junk
Yo, I'll bust em in the eye
And then I'll take the punks home
Feel it, funk it
Amps it are junking
And I got more rhymes than there's cops that are dunking
Donuts shop
Sure 'nuff I got props from the kids on the Hill
Plus my mom and my pops

[Chorus]

I came to get down [2x]
So get out your seats and jump around
Jump around [3x]
Jump up Jump up and get down.
Jump [18x]
I'll serve your ass like John MacEnroe
If your steps up, I'm smacking the ho
Word to your moms I came to drop bombs
I got more rhymes than the bible's got psalms
And just like the Prodigal Son I've returned
Anyone stepping to me you'll get burned
Cause I got lyrics and you ain't got none
So if you come to battle bring a shotgun
But if you do you're a fool, cause I duel to the death
Try and step to me you'll take your last breath
I gots the skill, come get your fill
Cause when I shoot ta give, I shoot to kill

[Chorus]

I'm the cream of the crop, I rise to the top
I never eat a pig cause a pig is a cop
Or better yet a terminator
Like Arnold Schwarzenegger
Try'n to play me out like as if my name was Sega
But I ain't going out like no punk *****
Get used to one style and you know I might switch
It up up and around, then buck buck you down
Put out your head then you wake up in the Dawn of the Dead
I'm coming to get ya, coming to get ya
Spitting out lyrics homie I'll wet ya

[Chorus]
Jump [32x]

Yo, this is dedicated
To Joe, da flava, Dakota
Grag yo bozac, punk

 

[Mr.Webs]

If I were to post the 'Friday' lyrics in here, I think we would be forced to just close the thread.

 

[redmarvel]

Actually, I looked up the lyrics to Friday and they're not that bad. It's just the whole thing together that's so bad. I couldn't get past one minute of her song. Whereas I can listen to "Eight Days a Week" by the Beatles once a day without it getting annoying but when you actually read the lyrics, they're not that great:

Ooh I need your love babe,
Guess you know it's true.
Hope you need my love babe,
Just like I need you,Ooo.

Hold me, love me, hold me, love me.
I ain't got nothin' but love babe,
Eight days a week.

Love you ev'ry day girl,
Always on my mind.
One thing I can say girl,
Love you all the time,ooh


Hold me, love me, hold me, love me.
I ain't got nothin' but love girl,
Eight days a week.

Eight days a week
I love you.
Eight days a week
Is not enough to show I care.

Ooh I need your love babe,
Guess you know it's true.
Hope you need my love babe,
Just like I need you.

Hold me, love me, hold me, love me.
I ain't got nothin' but love babe,
Eight days a week.

Eight days a week
I love you.
Eight days a week
Is not enough to show I care.

Love you ev'ry day girl,
Always on my mind.
One thing I can say girl,
Love you all the time.

Hold me, love me, hold me, love me.
I ain't got nothin' but love babe,
Eight days a week,
Eight days a week,
Eight days a week.

 

[Mr.Webs]

Oh yeah, big time agreed, Red. For instance, look at the lyrics of 'I Want You (She's So Heavy)' by The Beatles. Another one in which the lyrics are just not there. But that's my favorite song off that WHOLE amazing, iconic album. SO there.

Also on youtube, a guy redid 'Friday' singing like Bob Dylan on an acoustic guitar...sounded freaking great. I loved the Hell out of it actually.