Either This Or That... - Part 1

[Rozen Thorne]

Jordan, even in his fading retirement he would be a joy to watch.

Wake up, you're the only person in your town, do you venture forth in search of people
OR
You're at work and everyone but you falls asleep at once, wait it out and hope they wake up

 

[MissMarvelous]

I'm at work°

Tell your most embarassing secret to the 10 people it would matter to most
Eat 5000 liquorice jelly beans as fast as you can

 

[Rozen Thorne]

I guess 10 people are in for a rude awakening because ain't no way I'm touching licorice with a thousand foot pole.

Go totally Goth (wear black, full makeup, listen to metal, etc) for $100,000
OR
Go full Bimbo (get enhanced boobs, buttlift, puffy lips, wear trashy lingerie, etc) for 1 Million Euros.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Do I have to "perform"? I'll take the million euros, I can dry my tears with those.

Be hunted by Jack Bauer or
Be hunted by Jason Bourne

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Not really a choice but I'll go with Jason, I could reason with him maybe help him out or be his meat shield. Jack would just torture me for information "I don't know anything!!" "I don't believe you, where is the bomb!!" Smack, crunch, blam!!

Be seduced by Black Widow (Avengers) while she's smacking you around along with the 10 other guys in the room.
OR
Be stalked by Villanelle (Killing Eve) all over your city until she finds out where you live and surprises you with dinner and a dead body in your closet.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Black Widow!

Dance like Michael Jackson OR Sing like Freddie Mercury

 

[Rozen Thorne]

I can dance (I don't like to but I can) so I wish i could sing real well.

You got 1 minute and a grocery cart to grab as much stuff as you can, if you get it past the finish line it's free.
OR
You got 1 night and a universal key that unlocks any door, whatever you can get back into your house is yours free and clear no cops.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Both are tempting but I'll take the universal key... which heart does it open???

Would you rather...

Actually have to laugh out loud every time you type LOL, haha, lmao, etc

OR

Always have to replicate the face of any emoticon you use

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Actually laugh when I lol... ah had to laugh... sounded fake.

IF you sit for more than 5 minutes you have to do a chore that you hate
OR
If you eat more calories than is right for your height/weight you have to exercise for an hour

 

[MissMarvelous]

If you eat more calories than is right for your height/weight you have to exercise for an hour

Duh! But I don't. And that's the problem.

Be Wilma Flintstone
OR
Be Velma from the Scooby Doo mystery gang

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Velma, be a smart thicc lesbian with a hot girl on my team, that's a win.

Rerun - you're reincarnated into a baby on a sitcom and you grow up in the show.
OR
Retcon - You replace an established character in a movie, he was a guy who was cool and now is female and a diversity cast.

 

[MissMarvelous]

That's a hard one but I guess I'll take the second: replace an stablished actor.

Be Batman
OR
Be Superman

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Superman and immediately turn into Homelander and do whatever the feck I want.

Lose your impulse control and turn into the Joker
OR
Split your personality and become Two Face

 

[MissMarvelous]

I'm closer to lose my impulse control and turn into The Joker.

Drool abnormally in public
Audibly moan during each conversation you have

 

[Rozen Thorne]

I can moan well, may cause uncomfortable feelings.

Play the long con for the big payout but it takes a lot of patience and work
OR
Sneak into and out of a secure home for as much goodies as you can get

 

[MissMarvelous]

The long one.

Smile when bad things happen
Frown when good things happen

 

[LoganPool]

Smile. Nothing wrong with being optimistic.

Have all the money you want, but be miserable
OR
Be extremely poor, but always happy

 

[MissMarvelous]

Poor but happy.

Laugh uncontrollably at insurance commercials
Become wildly aroused at car commercials

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Become wildly aroused at car commercials, video viagra, heck yeah!

Play Minecraft for 24 hours inside an Old West mine with people cosplaying as Creepers
OR
Play BurgerTime in a McDonald's and you can only stop after you have eaten 24 Double Quaterpounders.

 

[MissMarvelous]

The cosplayers. Give me one McDonald's hamburger and I'm ready to die.

Get a Hole-in-One and have to buy the whole bar a drink?
OR
No Hole-in-One

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Take my chance with the hole in one, either way I'm going to be popular.

Go bowling and for every pin you knock down you do a shot
OR
Play ping pong and for every lost point take a shot and switch hands

 

[MissMarvelous]

Bowling.


Save the Library of Alexandria from burning
OR
Know what happened to Atlantis

 

[Rozen Thorne]

This is a tough one, I feel like there would be books in that library that chronicled Atlantis so I'd save it.

Prevent the Big Bang from happening, settle for living in the previous broken universe.
OR
Know exactly where the Holy Grail is located, be able to get there and take a drink from it.

 

[MissMarvelous]

The Holy Grail - No Big Bang, no life.

Be woken up at 3AM every morning and forced to watch Mrs. Doubtfire
OR
Get punched in the face by an average man once every two months

 

[Rozen Thorne]

I'm already up at 3 might as well get some Robin Williams.

Everyone you find attractive that you see in person gives you an adrenaline rush that doesn't go away until you flick the bean.
OR
Everyone you find unattractive that you see in person gives you a headache that will eventually go away in 24 hours or less.