Either This Or That... - Part 1

[MissMarvelous]

Stream a game I'm not that good at playing.

Find out that you swallowed a spider in your sleep OR Find out that your waiter had spit in your meal

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Waiter's spit in the food, that's kind of expected really, it's the secret ingredient... that and coomz.

Secret sex in the movie theater OR personal sexy time in a public place

 

[MissMarvelous]

Secret sex.

Leap tall buildings in a single bound (like Superman) OR Be able to fun as fast as the Flash

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Flash

Discover an ancient tomb with unimaginable treasures... but you're forever cursed.
OR
Discover a flower with insane healing properties... but it has unforeseen effects on the planet's ecosystem.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Discover a flower with insane healing properties - We'll deal with con consequences later.

Have a jello room OR Have a pillow room

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Pillow Room

Have a fully equipped Game Room with a stocked Bar and furniture.
OR
Have a 10 car garage with all the tools and benches and gadgets, and some nice cars

 

[MissMarvelous]

Game room! game room! With a bar

Bring Modern weapons of the Revolutionary war OR Bring Modern weapons to the Civil War

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Imagine the British marching along and some good old farm boys snipe them from 3000 meters out with modern sniper rifles, then they get mowed down with AK-47s by some Polish & Russian fellas.

Spend a month as a seriously old billionaires sex toy and then you get their entire fortune
OR
Spend a month eating some of the most disgusting food on the planet and then you get free food anywhere for life.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Sex toy.

Catch your best male friend sleeping with your mom OR Catch your best male friend sleeping with your sister

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Catch em with my Mom, she could use the action.

Get any wish granted but you lose what you love the most
OR
Grant any wish and get twice what you granted but it takes a tiny piece of your soul.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Take a piece of my soul.

Burning man or Coachella

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Coachella, specifically the DoLaB.

Take a rafting trip down a river, not everyone is guaranteed to return.
OR
Take a round trip to the Moon, 100% safe

 

[MissMarvelous]

The river.

Own a lightsaber OR Know the ways of the force

 

[Rozen Thorne]

I'll take the Force knowledge, I'd just cut off something important if I got a hold of a lightsaber.

Go on a blind date, crazy things happen, some people end up in jail, some in the hospital.
OR
Go to a House party, lots of crazy things happen, house gets demolished, but you had fun.

 

[MissMarvelous]

House Party

Need to milk yourself OR Lay an egg

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Milk myself... hey that sounds like fun.

You get two extra boobs and the milk is the absolute tastiest there is
OR
A micro-singularity lives in your stomach, no matter how much you eat you'll never gain an extra pound.

 

[Ash J. Williams]

Micro-singularity in my stomach

Walk in the rain while carrying a heavy load or walk through a blizzard while fending off mutants

 

[Rozen Thorne]

In the rain.

Running on foot from the cops up in the mountains.
OR
Pursuing someone that stole something from you through alleys.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Pursuing someone

Have it always be day OR Have it always be night

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Always night... <----------Vampire.

Drink a Whiskey shot, a Vodka shot, a Lager pint, and a Cider pint, tomorrow repeat.
OR
Shoot a gun, dance a jig, spin around and smack a fella, fall down, tomorrow repeat.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Drink a Whiskey shot, a Vodka shot, a Lager pint, and a Cider pint

Raise a family with Samuel L. Jackson OR
Raise a family with Vin Diesel

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Raise a family with Vin Diesel, ride or die.

Kiss one random stranger a day forever OR smack a random stranger on the butt once a day forever.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Kiss one random stranger a day forever

Believe your friends like you OR Know exactly what your friends think about you

 

[Rozen Thorne]

I want know everything.

Look out your window upon a field of green OR have your view obstructed by the slope of a giant mountainside?

 

[MissMarvelous]

A field of green! But the mountain could be nice too.

Perfume or Cologne