Either This Or That... - Part 1

[blueharvest]

Put on a superhero mask and actively fight crime

Would you rather be a reverse Centaur or a reverse Mermaid?

 

[MissMarvelous]

Speak everything in surround sound OR Have your own entrance theme when you walk in a room

 

[blueharvest]

Have my own entrance theme

Would you rather have a first date at a restaurant or at a bar?

 

[MissMarvelous]

At a bar.

Be able to survive any injury or fall or Be able to pull out any Acme Corporation product out of your pocket

 

[blueharvest]

Survive any injury or fall

Would you rather eat dinner alone for a year or have to take showers at a public gym for a year?

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Solo dinner, forever.

Get your dream job but lose your potential dream partner
OR
Save someone's life but spend 10 years in prison because of it.

 

[blueharvest]

Get my dream job and lose my potential dream partner

Would you rather be the last person in the world or be the best athlete in the world?

 

[MissMarvelous]

Best athlete

 

[blueharvest]

Would you rather be born blind or born without hands?

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Without hands, I'm very visual and that would be a major impairment for me.

Spend an entire month dressed and acting like the opposite sex in every way
OR
Spend 48 hours in a sensory deprivation tank after taking a dose of DMT.

 

[blueharvest]

Spend 48 hours in a sensory deprivation tank

Would you rather wear pants 3 sizes too big or shoes 3 sizes too small?

 

[MissMarvelous]

The big pants.

Give up buttons and zippers
Or
Give up velcro and knots

 

[blueharvest]

Give up buttons and zippers

Would you rather be able to wash your hair twice a year or be able to check your phone only once a day?

 

[Ash J. Williams]

Check my phone only once a day

Would you rather have a nosy neighbor or a neighbor who constantly closes their front door loudly?

 

[blueharvest]

Have a nosy neighbor

Would you rather be able to talk with animals or win the lottery?

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Dr. Dolittle

All your friends and relatives make plans with you and then flake on them constantly
OR
Everyone treats you like a little kid and no one takes you seriously

 

[blueharvest]

Everyone treats me like a kid

Would you rather explore outer space or the ocean?

 

[Rozen Thorne]

SeaQuest DSV

Have a harem of weaponized genetically modified CatGirls that are trained to be your bodyguard
OR
Be in the harem of a Necromancer, your mates are DeadGirls and you're essentially immortal.

 

[blueharvest]

Have a harem of genetically modified Catgirls

Would you rather date a good friend or date someone you just met?

 

[MissMarvelous]

Date someone I just met.

See blurry all the time OR See everything in black and white

 

[blueharvest]

See blurry all the time

Would you rather always have a Mullet haircut or a ponytail haircut?

 

[MissMarvelous]

A mullet

Admit all your guilty pleasures to friends and family OR Never partake in any of your guilt pleasures again

 

[blueharvest]

Admit all of my guilty pleasures to family and friends

Would you rather always have bad gas or always have a really dry mouth?

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Dry mouth, I'm drinking all the time as it is.

Live in a 200 year old mansion that you will have to put money in to maintain
OR
Live in a brand new Tract house in the suburbs where every house looks the same

 

[blueharvest]

Live in a brand new Tract house

Would you rather have a time machine or a teleporter?