Either This Or That... - Part 1

[Rozen Thorne]

Caveman Me

Be a WereRocker, during the full moon you gain Eddie Van Halen level guitar skills and hunger for whiskey and coke.
OR
Be a DragVamp, at night you transform into an over the top Drag Queen and absorb the shocked emotional energy of normies to fuel your immortality.

 

[blueharvest]

Be A WereRocker

Would you rather go about your normal day naked or fall asleep for a year?

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Rip Van Winkle

Be as funny as Robin Williams but you have to take ludicrous amounts of cocaine
OR
Be as smart as Stephen Hawking but you have to remain in a wheelchair forever

 

[blueharvest]

Be as funny as Robin Williams

Would you rather have a completely automated home or a self-driving car?

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Waymo Chrysler Pacifica

Have the best Chinese food ever but you have to live in China now
OR
Have the best Japanese food ever but you have to live in Feudal Japan

 

[blueharvest]

Have the best Japanese food

Would you rather be able to breathe fire or fly like Superman?

 

[MissMarvelous]

Fly

See one day into your own future
OR
Visit the after-life one time and return

 

[blueharvest]

Visit the Afterlife one time and return

Would you rather have to fight 100 Duck-sized Horses or One Horse-Sized Duck?

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Megaduck

Peanut Butter Hot Pockets -OR- Hobo Steak-umms

 

[blueharvest]

Peanut Butter Hot Pockets

Would you rather have your own Batmobile or X-Jet?

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Have a Red Lantern Ring, doesn't work if you're not actually angry
OR
Have Stormbreaker Axe, only able to pick it up if you've done a good deed that day

 

[blueharvest]

Stormbreaker Axe

Would you rather have an abnormally big toe or an abnormally big ear?

 

[MissMarvelous]

The big ear.


Fall down a flight of stairs
OR
Get thrown out of a moving vehicle at 50mph

 

[blueharvest]

Fall down a flight of stairs

Would you rather visit Japan or Great Britain?

 

[Ash J. Williams]

Japan

Would you rather be late for work for a month or be awakened by a trumpet player on weekdays?

 

[blueharvest]

Late For Work For A Month

Would you rather have bad breath or smelly feet?

 

[MissMarvelous]

Smelly Feet

Go into the past and meet your ancestors
or
Go into the future and meet your great-great grandchildren

 

[blueharvest]

Go into the past and meet my ancestors

Would you rather give up your favorite food or give up sex?

 

[MissMarvelous]

Give up my fav food.

Be a cat or be a dog

 

[blueharvest]

Be A Cat

Would you rather have to eat broccoli every day or be forced to watch an episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians every day?

 

[Rozen Thorne]

There's a lot of things you can do with Broccoli, whereas the Crapdashians are entirely useless.

Live within a mile of the Statue of Liberty in NYC
-OR-
Live within a mile of the Eiffel Tower in Paris

 

[blueharvest]

Live within a mile of the Statue of Liberty

Would you rather have telekinesis or Super Speed?

 

[Ash J. Williams]

Super speed

Would you rather put up with an annoying child or learn a skill you'll never use?

 

[blueharvest]

Put up with an annoying child

Would you rather live on the beach or in a cabin in the woods?

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Cabin in the Woods (after the ghosts and axe murderers and aliens have left)

Put on a superhero mask and gain random powers but you have to actively fight crime.
OR
Put on an expensive watch and have access to millions of dollars but literally everyone hates you.