Either This Or That... - Part 1

[MissMarvelous]

A teleporter!

Be Zeus or Poseidon

 

[blueharvest]

Zeus

Would you rather always have to hop around on one foot or have to always squat?

 

[MissMarvelous]

Always squat

Pay taxes but have free public services
OR
No taxes but pay fully for services you need

 

[blueharvest]

Pay taxes but have free public services

Would you rather have to speak in rhyme for the rest of your life or speak in riddles for the rest of your life?

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Rhyme my words and my thoughts, spit bars and flame fools extra hot.

Live wherever you want - people have to leave their house when you walk in until you're done there.
OR
Drive whatever you want - any car or truck or bus or plane you touch is now yours to joyride as long as you want.

 

[blueharvest]

Drive whatever I want

Would you rather have the ability to see 10 minutes into the future or 150 years into the future?

 

[MissMarvelous]

150 into the future.

Sprout a tail OR Sprout a horn

 

[blueharvest]

Sprout a Tail

Would you rather labor under a hot sun or extreme cold?

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Hot sun, cold goes right into my bones and saps me quick.

Break up Romero and Juliet before they kill themselves to spare their families the loss.
OR
Prevent Arthur and Guinevere from marrying to spare him the betrayal from Lancelot.

 

[blueharvest]

Break up Romeo and Juliet

Would you rather experience the world ending or beginning?

 

[MissMarvelous]

The beginning - although either of those options give me anxiety.

Find the meaning of life
OR
Find all of the government's top secrets

 

[blueharvest]

Find the meaning of life

Would you rather be a genius and know everything or be immortal?

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Immortal, you'll eventually know everything.

Choose you own Entrance Theme and have it blast in Bass Boosted Stereo quality every time you enter a room...
OR
Whenever you're in danger or someone is bugging you one of your favorite Pro Wrestlers runs in and gives them a spear or clothesline, and then a random finishing move.

 

[blueharvest]

Choose Your Own Entrance Theme

Would you rather lose the ability to speak or the ability to hear?

 

[MissMarvelous]

The ability to speak

Be able to find anything by thinking about it OR Be able to date any person you can think of

 

[blueharvest]

Be able to find anything by thinking about it

Would you rather spend the day with your favorite athlete or your favorite movie star?

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Fave Movie Star

Spend a weekend eating free food at the best buffets in Las Vegas & sleeping in the best Suite.
OR
Spend the week gambling at the tables in Vegas using a Whale's coin, whatever you win you keep.

 

[blueharvest]

Spend the week gambling using a Whale's Coin

Would you rather be stuck on a broken ski lift or stuck in a broken elevator?

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Broken Elevator

Be shrunk down to 12 inches and be captured by a tribe of Smurfs
OR
Be enlarged to 50 feet and surrounded by the police forces in your city

 

[blueharvest]

Be shrunk down to 12 inches and captured by a tribe of Smurfs

Would you rather be a high school Chemistry Teacher or A Clown?

 

[Ash J. Williams]

High school chemistry teacher

Would you rather sleep without blankets or relive your most cherished childhood memories for a week?

 

[blueharvest]

Sleep without blankets

Would you rather only be able to whisper or only be able to shout?

 

[MissMarvelous]

Never have to grocery shop again OR Never have to do laundry again.

 

[blueharvest]

Never have to grocery shop again

Would you rather be without elbows or without knees?

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Knees because mine are shot.

Have a cable jack in your skull so you can download data directly to your memory
OR
Have detachable eyes with a variety of replacement eyes (ultra zoom, infra red, 360 no scope, etc)