Either This Or That... - Part 1

[blueharvest]

Shoes that are too big

Have a pet alligator or have a pet Honey Badger?

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Honey Badger don't care, if it goes bad well that's an interesting way to die.

Go back to Seattle when Grunge was just starting and be around all the bands
OR
Go back to NYC when Disco was just starting and hang out with all the bands

 

[blueharvest]

Go back to NYC when Disco was starting

Be allergic to Peanut butter or be allergic to fast food?

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Allergic to Peanut butter

Be an Extra in the next movie by your favorite actor
OR
Sit in as a guest musician in your favorite bands new studio album

 

[blueharvest]

Be an extra in the next movie by my favorite actor

Would you rather have a flying car or a goose that lays golden eggs?

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Golden Goose, buy all the cars!

Astral Travel when you sleep OR Augment Reality Daydreaming when you're awake?

 

[blueharvest]

Astral travel

Would you rather have a mullet or a buzzcut?

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Buzzcut, high and tight!

Get walked on by a small Asian lady -OR- Get deep massage by buff Swedish Lady?

 

[blueharvest]

Deep massage by buff Swedish lady

Be a character in the Lego Universe or be a character in the MCU?

 

[MissMarvelous]

In the MCU.

Robin or Luigi?

 

[blueharvest]

Robin

Would you rather give birth to conjoined twins or septuplets?

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Conjoined, as long as it's not too weird like the head, maybe they can share a leg or something, like being in a sack race.

You can play a mean electric guitar but you rock so freaking hard you create earthquakes
OR
You can sing like nobody's business but the sonic waves coming out of you can knock down buildings.

 

[blueharvest]

I can play a mean electric guitar but I rock so freaking hard I create earthquakes

Would you rather lose the ability to cry or lose the ability to drive?

 

[Ash J. Williams]

Lose the ability to cry

Would you rather have a performance review you don't agree with or praise for all that you do at work?

 

[blueharvest]

Praise for all that I do at work.

Always hit a red light for the rest of your life or always have slow internet?

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Red Lights, good thing I'm never in a hurry.

After a wank you go blind for a couple hours OR Anytime you get out of a chair or bed you get severe vertigo for an hour.

 

[blueharvest]

Anytime I get out of a chair I get vertigo for an hour

Would you rather be elected as mayor of your city or become a CEO of a major company?

 

[Rozen Thorne]

CEO makes way more coin.

Walk down the hallways in your school with your boys all of yez in your prime
OR
Netflix and chill with your girl when there's a new season of your favorite show

 

[blueharvest]

Netflix and Chill

Would you rather clean the same mess in the kitchen everyday or not be allowed to clean up the mess at all?

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Same mess everyday.

Every 6th person you make eye contact with wants to fight you to the death HTH,
OR
Every person you physically touch gets extremely sick and has a 50% chance of dying.

 

[blueharvest]

Every person I physically touch gets extremely sick and has a 50% chance of dying.

Have the ability to turn invisible or have the ability to control every cat and dog on Earth?

 

[MissMarvelous]

The ability to turn invisible!

Drawings or paintings?

 

[blueharvest]

Paintings

Would you rather lose the ability to lie or believe everything you're told?

 

[Ash J. Williams]

Lose the ability to lie

Would you rather spend money to repipe a house or have enough money to purchase your dream car?

 

[blueharvest]

Have enough money to buy my dream car

Would you rather work cleaning up toxic waste or as a Mortician's assistant?