Either This Or That... - Part 1

[MissMarvelous]

As a mortician's assistant.

Dancing or singing?

 

[blueharvest]

Dancing

Would you rather be able to communicate with dolphins or have a pet dragon?

 

[MissMarvelous]

Have a pet dragon!

Unicorns or dragons?

 

[blueharvest]

Dragons

Would you rather live in a city where it rains almost every day or live in a city where it doesn't rain at all?

 

[Rozen Thorne]

I'll take the city with daily rain, Seattle or London would be awesome.

Take 2 hours to fall asleep wake up 2 hours early but feel totally refreshed
OR
Eat once a day but only the exact same thing but never feel hungry all day

 

[blueharvest]

Eat once a day

Would you rather live in a new country every month or never go on vacation again?

 

[MissMarvelous]

a new country every month.

Cleaning a litter box or walking a dog?

 

[blueharvest]

Cleaning a litter box

Would you rather have your parents arrange your marriage for you or marry your most recent ex?

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Let's see what trainwreck me parents can find since I've been mucking it up the last few times.

Your brain gets an upgrade and now you can invent like Tony Stark, AC/DC plays in the background everywhere all the time.

OR
Your body gets an upgrade, the absolute best a human can get at everything physical, but you can no longer swear or drink anything but milk & water, and go to bed at precisely 10pm.

 

[blueharvest]

My body gets an upgrade, the absolute best a human can become physically.

Would you rather accidentally lock yourself out of your house or accidentally lock yourself inside your place of work for the weekend?

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Locked up at work, maybe I can get something accomplished, lol

Be filmed live by nano-drone cameras so you won't notice but anyone can watch everything you do uncensored 24/7 forever.
OR
You are granted Heimdall sight, anything you wish to see you will, this gift comes with a curse of never sleeping, but there are no harmful effects on your body or mind.

 

[blueharvest]

Be filmed live by nano-drone cameras.

Would you rather have a baby vomit on you or a drunk man vomit on you?

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Baby Vomit, already got pasted by my sister's kids, not too bad.

You have lots of money and a hot wife but she's insane and abuses you.
OR
You have lots of money but everyone you love dies which makes everyone like you more.

 

[blueharvest]

I have lots of money but everyone I love Dies

Be able to breathe in outer space or be able to communicate with the dead?

 

[MissMarvelous]

Be able to breathe in outer space.

Dressing on the side or dressing on top?

 

[blueharvest]

Dressing on the side

Bungee jump or climb a mountain without ropes?

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Mountain Climbing

Five Guys OR Johnny Rockets

 

[blueharvest]

Five Guys

Would you rather have to eat nothing but salads for a week or eat nothing but fried foods for a week?

 

[Ash J. Williams]

Nothing but salads for a week

Lose your favorite shirt or wear pants that don't fit for a week?

 

[blueharvest]

Lose my favorite t-shirt

Have an unlimited credit card or eat whatever you want and never gain weight?

 

[KurtWagner]

Eat whatever I want.

Joker or Two-Face?

 

[blueharvest]

Joker

Chris Evans or Chris Hemsworth?

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Hemsworth

Have every conceivable fictional universe inhabiting our reality simultaneously
OR
Have Humanity colonize every single livable planet in our universe

 

[blueharvest]

Have humanity colonize every single livable planet in our universe

Would you rather have to perform surgery without any formal training or fly a commercial plane without any training?

 

[MissMarvelous]

fly a commercial plane.

Losing sleep or skipping a meal?