Either This Or That... - Part 1

[KurtWagner]

Lose sleep.

Riddler or Mad Hatter?

 

[blueharvest]

Mad Hatter

Would you rather give birth to conjoined twins or Septuplets?

 

[MissMarvelous]

Both sound just too painful! But give me the 6 kiddos.

Save as you go, or save at the end?

 

[blueharvest]

Save at the end

Look like Lord Voldemort for the rest of your life or talk like Beaker from The Muppet Show for the rest of your life?

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Look like he who must not be named. I'll live in the shadows, worked for him, for a while.

Be followed around 24/7 by excited Japanese teenage girls in bikinis
OR
Any friend you make slowly turns into an emo goth depressed mess

 

[blueharvest]

Be followed around 24/7 by excited Japanese teenage girls.

Would you rather spend the rest of your life with a sailboat as your home or an RV as your home?

 

[MissMarvelous]

RV as my home.

Stained clothes or wrinkled clothes?

 

[blueharvest]

Wrinkled Clothes

Would you rather vomit every time you're around your crush or get IBS every time you go grocery shopping?

 

[Rozen Thorne]

IBS at the store, luckily my usual store has a really nice bathroom.

Have a digital TV that automatically downloads every single movie from a year in the future
OR
Have an Ipad that is loaded with a translated copy of every book that burned in the Library of Alexandria

 

[blueharvest]

Have an iPad that is loaded with a translated copy of every book that burned in the Library of Alexandria

Would you rather have a shopping spree at your favorite store or be given the keys to a new sports car?

 

[MissMarvelous]

have a shopping spree at your favorite store

Free travel for one year or free lodging for five years?

 

[blueharvest]

Free lodging for five years.

Would you rather read your mother's teenage diary or have to read your teenage diary to your mother?

 

[MissMarvelous]

Read my teenage diary to my mum.

Ambition or comfort?

 

[blueharvest]

Comfort

Would you rather live next door to a huge stadium or live next to the airport?

 

[Ash J. Williams]

Live next to the airport

Would you rather have be scared by a fish or be entertained by a monkey?

 

[blueharvest]

Entertained by a monkey.

Would you rather live in a mountain cabin with no human contact or a big city studio apartment with no personal space?

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Mountain Cabin

Have your parents arrange a marriage for you OR have your significant other in control of your bank account?

 

[blueharvest]

Have my parents arrange my marriage

Go into outer space or have a little kid do your taxes

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Outer Space it is.

Drink one thing and eat one thing and you never have to eat or drink again in life
OR
Breathe one breath and you never have to breathe again, but you'll still be ok.

 

[blueharvest]

Drink one thing and eat one thing and I'll never have to eat or drink again in life.

Would you rather have feet for hands or work as a mortician's assistant?

 

[MissMarvelous]

work as a mortician's assistant.

Know exactly what happened in Area 51 OR Accept $1 million

 

[blueharvest]

Accept $1 Million.

Would you rather never be allowed to drink coffee ever again or marry the most boring person you know?

 

[MissMarvelous]

Never be allowed to drink coffee again. Hurts a little less.

Would you rather...

Always speak all your thoughts out loud OR Never speak at all (not even in sign language)

 

[blueharvest]

Never speak at all

Lose the ability to lie or lose the ability to taste food

 

[MissMarvelous]

Lose the ability to lie

Charles Aznavour or Edith Piaf