Either This Or That... - Part 1

[MissMarvelous]

Ammm... Mata Hari

Begin every sentence with "I'mma let you finish" or End every sentence with "...in bed"

 

[Rozen Thorne]

"...in bed." This would have some interesting possibilities... in bed.

Hang out with a notable historian at the Smithsonian museum
or
Hang out with some limo drivers outside a swanky mansion party

 

[MissMarvelous]

Hang out with a notable historian at the Smithsonian museum


Have the sense of smell of a dog or Have the eyesight of an eagle

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Eyesight, mine isn't ideal.

Intimate dinner with 1 person or family style supper at a pub.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Intimate dinner with 1

If you could only use one type of bill for the rest of your life, would you rather...

Pay in nothing but singles or Pay in nothing but hundreds

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Hundreds

Go to a birthday party with a bouncy house, top quality infinite pizza & ice cream, and neat gift bags
or
Go to a celebrity after party and mingle with A-list stars, infinite fancy foods, champagne and expensive gift bags

 

[MissMarvelous]

The bouncy house, duh!

Be credited with the invention of the wheel or Be credited with the invention of the Internet

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Who invented the internet... I'll wait. [6 hours later] Right, so I'll take the wheel at least that implies I've been around that long, so essentially Immortal, nice.

All cats on the planet become Sabre-tooth Tigers
or
All dogs on the planet become Dire Wolves

 

[MissMarvelous]

Cream and sugar or black coffee?

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Cream and Sugar

All food is crunchy & crispy or All food is smooth creamy and spongy

 

[MissMarvelous]

Crunchy and crispy

Have an excellent relationship with an imaginary friend or Have a terrible relationship with three real friends.

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Imaginary friend.

Dance when excited about something (all day long)
or
Sing when you're sad about something (all day long)

 

[MissMarvelous]

I already do that. Both.

If you had to wear eyeglasses, would you rather...
Need glasses to see far away or Need glasses to see close up

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Close up

One small drink fills you up and gives you all the nutrients and stuff for one whole day
or
One single battery powers one thing forever, but you only get one.

 

[MissMarvelous]

oh... what to choose, what to choose?!?!? The battery.

Always be late or
Always be unprepared

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Late, even though I hate that.

Live where it rains constantly or where there are a lot of tornados

 

[MissMarvelous]

Tornados

Have an uncontrollable itch that attacks at sporadic times
Always have chapped lips

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Chappie, constantly applying lip balm is hawt.

All Women's tops now have super deep cleavage
or
All Women's skirts/dresses have micro-mini hemline.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Hemline

Always get caught in traffic or Always have really bad internet

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Traffic, that will annoy you for an hour or 2, bad internet ruins your whole life.

Gifted a sword of power and the ability to use it, you have to fight demons until there are no more.
or
Gifted a pen and the ability to write like a Nobel Laureate, you have to write speeches for World Leaders.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Demon killer! Demon killer! Please please please.

Magically flip genders every year
Or
Be forced to move and start fresh every year

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Gender flipping sounds fun.

Re-roll yourself, design your own body, change your main stats (strength, Intelligence, Charisma etc)
or
Body Snatch, take over someone's body gain their skills while their consciousness sits in a mental prison, they get set free when you take over someone else's body.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Re-roll myself

Produce a low-budget film with your best friends and have the time of your life OR Produce a Hollywood blockbuster with people you detest and make a ton of money

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Imma get paid! Blockbusta!

You find gold up there in them hills. OR You stumble upon a big dufflebag of coke street value in the millions.

 

[MissMarvelous]

A Leprechaun vs a Cartel??!? That's a tough one. None.

If you saw a gang beating up a stranger, would you rather...

Call the police but they don't get there in time OR Intervene and save a life but take an equally horrific beating