Either This Or That... - Part 1

[MissMarvelous]

The books! I'd be able to know how to fix the electrical thingie and wouldn't have to wait for my father to come and save the day.

Be Chev Chelios from Crank
Or
Be The Transporter

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Oh yeah I wouldn't mind suiting up like Frank Martin.

Take a running jump into a swimming pool, realizing too late it's empty
OR
Riding a bike down a steep hill, midway finding out the brakes are gone

 

[Ash J. Williams]

Riding a bike down a steep hill, midway finding out the brakes are gone

Have a dream in which you are invisible or have a dream which consists of nothing but being knocked out multiple times?

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Invisible dream

Sketchy tap water or expensive bottled water

 

[MissMarvelous]

Really? Mmm I'd rather get thirsty.

Would you rather...

Always have mud in your shoes OR Always have a pebble in your shoe

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Squishy mud shoes, pebbles are evil.

Excessive chest sweat OR infinite itchy bottom

 

[MissMarvelous]

The chest, I guess. I don't think that could be sexy but the itchy bottom is not cute at all.

Eat a cup of baking soda and then do a shot of vinegar OR Eat a pack of Mentos and then chug a Diet Coke

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Mentos & Coke for the lulz

Go on a quest to find a legendary item hidden somewhere in the world today
OR
Hunt down the FBI's #1 Most Wanted criminal for a huge bounty, dead or alive it's entirely up to you.

 

[MissMarvelous]

legendary item

Have to get around on all fours all the time or Only make animal noises

 

[Rozen Thorne]

I growl most of time now, won't be anything new.

Volunteer at an animal shelter feeding & playing with them, can't take any with you to adopt.
OR
Volunteer at a soup kitchen for the homeless making food and serving it, can't give them anything else or talk to them.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Animal shelter!


Be a student the rest of your life or Be a teacher the rest of your life

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Student

Humans invent artificial beings that do all the work so we can improve ourselves.
OR
Advanced Alien life force evolution on Humanity to improve us with unknown immediate side effects.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Aliens, all the time. No matter what.

Have hair to the ground and never cut it again OR Shave yourself bald every morning

 

[InCali]

You're eating spaghetti and you sneeze.

Do you want either the mushroom or the noodle to come partially out your nose?

 

[MissMarvelous]

You're eating spaghetti and you sneeze.

Do you want either the mushroom or the noodle to come partially out your nose?

hahahhahaha Cali! I'll take the noodle. Oh my aliens, the idea of a huge mushroom coming out of my nose is painful enough.

If you were being eaten alive, would you rather...
Be swallowed head first (don't be nasty) OR Be swallowed feet first

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Feet first as I will be punching and poking anything I can in reach.

In a Democracy you are falsely accused and convicted by a corrupt Judge and serve 20 years in prison.
OR
In a Dictatorship you are visited in the middle of the night by men in a black van and disappeared.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Democracy and falsely accused.

Would you rather...

Emit robot noises whenever you move OR Make camera shutter sounds whenever you blink

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Robot noises would be cool.

Actually have to think happy thoughts in order to get to sleep at night
OR
Only be able to sleep at night with someone physically in bed with you

 

[MissMarvelous]

Both, Now.


Three wishes that had no catches or Six wishes with minor catches

 

[Rozen Thorne]

I'll take my chances with 6, given enough thinking I can get around most limitations.

Overthrow a corrupt government but 20% of your population dies
OR
Aliens take over the world and 15% of the total population of the world dies.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Again, bring the aliens.

Be best friends with Harry Potter OR Be best friends with Katniss Everdeen

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Potter, I'm not a fan of camping out in woods designed to kill me.

Be trained as a Jedi by Luke Skywalker
OR
Be trained to be a master detective by Batman

 

[Web-Head]

Jedi

Throw a baseball 100 MPH
or
Be able to slam dunk

 

[MissMarvelous]

100 mph baseball

If you were a TV executive would you, would you rather...

Resurrect your favorite cancelled show of all time for 1 season OR Cancel your most hated show

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Resurrect Firefly!

Plant a trillion trees OR Completely clean up the Oceans of garbage, toxic waste, etc.