Either This Or That... - Part 1

[Ash J. Williams]

Horror movie for obvious reasons

Would you rather put up with a loud, constant noise while you're trying to sleep for two weeks or go without protein for a month?

 

[blueharvest]

Put up with a loud, constant noise

Would you rather talk like Yoda or breathe like Darth Vader?

 

[MissMarvelous]

Like Yoda.

Yell a swear between every word OR Get punched in the face after every swear

 

[blueharvest]

Yell a swear between every word

Would you rather have a unibrow or a back that was completely covered in hair?

 

[MissMarvelous]

If I get to half as sexy as her, give me the unibrow!

Spend five years in prison, but return to your old life with no ill consequences.
OR
Never go to prison, but move every year for the rest of your life.

 

[blueharvest]

Never go to prison but move every year

Would you rather be ugly but smell amazing or be handsome/beautiful but stink?

 

[Rozen Thorne]

This is a dirty either or, I guess oogly and smell like fresh baked cookies.

Always have Capri Sun packs full of mixed drinks OR Have a single bag of chips that refill infinitely.

 

[blueharvest]

Have a single bag of chips that refill indefinitely

Would you rather live as a pirate or as a Viking?

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Viking

Ride with the Mongolian Horde in the 13th Century
OR
Ride with the Winged Hussars in the 16th Century

 

[blueharvest]

Ride with the Mongolian Horde

Would you rather live on Skull Island or live in Gotham City?

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Gotham City

The next movie Wonder Woman is a buff transgender actual Amazon
OR
The next movie Green Lantern is an LGBTQ+ Latinx playing Jessica Cruz

 

[blueharvest]

The next Wonder Woman movie features a buff, transgender actual Amazon

Would you rather your life story be a novel or a book of short stories?

 

[MissMarvelous]

A novel

Log cabin or contemporary-style home?

 

[blueharvest]

Contempory-style home

Would you rather be able to turn sand into water or turn water into sand?

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Sand into water

Spend a month in Purgatory for a million dollars once you get back
OR
Send 5 complete strangers to Hell for a day for $500k dollars

 

[blueharvest]

Spend a month in Purgatory

Would you rather climb the tallest mountains or travel to the bottom of the sea?

 

[MissMarvelous]

climb the tallest mountains

Only speak in haiku OR Only speak in song lyrics

 

[blueharvest]

Speak in haiku

Would you rather speak every language fluently or play every instrument perfectly?

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Probably make more coin speaking every language fluently.

Everyone in your life gets Rule 63-ed (switched Male to Female and vice versa)
OR
Everyone in your life gets Rule 34-ed (there's porn of them on the internet... lots of it)

 

[blueharvest]

Everyone in my life gets Rule 63-ed

Would you rather have Cheetos dust on your fingers for a year or have to walk around with wet socks for a year?

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Chester Cheetah Fingers

All the clothes you're wearing randomly evaporate into nothingness
OR
Everyone in the world can now see through walls

 

[blueharvest]

Everyone in the world can now see through walls

Would you rather be able to eat anything and never gain weight or sleep for only one hour a night but be fully rested?

 

[MissMarvelous]

Be able to eat and never gain weight!!!!

Punch a pilgrim or Eat an avocado

 

[blueharvest]

Punch a Pilgrim

Would you rather have tastebuds on your fingertips or be able to smell with your Perineum?

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Tastebuds on fingies

Climb a cactus with no clothes on OR Run a Marathon with legos in your shoes.