"They couldn't break a bottle" . Good one, Umberto. That was really... clever. You should do stand-up .. or just stand up, period. Your couch needs a break from your fat ass.
How is this guy even internet-famous?
Join the Batman v Superman discussions, his and Devin Faraci from Badass Digest names are thrown out a lot.famous? i've never heard of him
Posted here promising to reveal his scoops and then he just said, join my mailing list to get all the news which turned out to be Planet Hulk/World War Hulk stuff.
Who?
The cat playing chopsticks with chopsticks?I've never heard of this guy other than on here. People say his internet famous but the the piano playing cat is more well known than this guy I would wager.
See I think it's the opposite Kev. I think we get unfounded rumors from "scoopers" of all stripes brought into the conversations by, frankly, very incredulous posters. They gestate here and grow in strength, cause terrible rancor only to eventually be proven wrong some how. But the mere fact that forums like SHH are discussing these rumors gives them a certain amount of credence is somrthing the "scoopers" can point to to show their relevance and importance in the fan community.
Is this real life?
Guys I have seen the error of our ways and decided to cut myself with a rusty razor for every atrocity we have caused on this poor entertainment blogger.
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"Journalism."

famous? i've never heard of him
I moonlight for Disney & Warner Brothers and I used to work over at Fox too (DragonBall: Evolution days).Umberto Gonzalez ‏@elmayimbe
Final Word: SHH got touchy bc I called them out for the troll hive that they are. They also moonlight as studio publicists that copy/paste.
"Can you imagine Christian Bale's Batman with a beard salmon fishing in the middle of nowhere, when all of a sudden Superman drops in and says "Yo, I'm building a team"..."

LL where is this gif from? It's heartbreaking even out of context.
I moonlight for Disney & Warner Brothers and I used to work over at Fox too (DragonBall: Evolution days).
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