Equint's Makeover/Self Improvement Thread. You can have a better life.

[Equint77]

Equint, my girlfriend wants to use a ***** on me which I don't understand since she already teases me that I'm gay... what should I do?

You have a few options

1 - tell her the male body was not meant for that
2 - leave her and find a *****-less girlfriend
3 - explain to her that said ***** is for her pleasure.. not his
4 - throw the ***** away when she's not looking
5 - submit to her request and give up your manhood for all men in your family

It's a tough situation cause if you stand up to her and say no she might not like it and leave you. If you go with her request, she may not respect you as a man ever again.

I'd say go with option 4. She can't use a ***** on you if she has no ***** to use. Also try having an exaggerated amount of sex wit her. She'll be too tired to think about deflowering you.

 

[Sofa]

Wtv.

 

[Equint77]

Equint...my vagina is green. what do i do?

massengill extra strength.. and a trip to the gynocologist.

I don't know how you ever let that thing go green.... but that's un-necessary.

 

[Revolver_Ocelot]

Aside from being a narcisist I'm perfect

 

[imaperson2]

massengill extra strength.. and a trip to the gynocologist.

I don't know how you ever let that thing go green.... but that's un-necessary.

my mother had sex with the grinch. so just imagine the hair.

 

[Sofa]

hahaha...ha...not funny.

 

[Hades]

Aside from being a narcisist I'm perfect

You're not as cool now that you're name isn't Carter and you don't have an avatar. I miss the real Carter

 

[Babs Gordon]

holy smokes! dog lips is a mod?!

 

[Equint77]

holy smokes! dog lips is a mod?!

hurts each time I see it.

 

[Babs Gordon]

uhhhh... and how did hades manage an avatar the size of [insert person]'s mom's behind?

 

[Babs Gordon]

it's funny that two cheeky little SHH turkeys have become mods. i love it!

 

[imaperson2]

thats a huge avatar.

 

[Fenrir]

I'm all for having fun, but with the situation I'm in, it's not really that possible.
I'm working for a while untill I get afford to move out. Otherwise, I have no idea what to do.

How the **** were you able to get an avatar THAT big?!

EDIT: Never mind.

 

[DOG LIPS]

it's funny that two cheeky little SHH turkeys have become mods. i love it!

Hiya, Babsy! t::heart:

 

[Equint77]

is THWIP banned?

 

[hippie_hunter]

EQUINT, HOW MAY I STRIKE MY ENEMIES (HIPPIES, EMOS, AND THE GRIMACE) DOWN WITH ONE BLOW?

 

[Babs Gordon]

Hiya, Babsy! t::heart:

heya sweetcheeks. the syringe is hot.

 

[hippie_hunter]

is THWIP banned?

YES

 

[Babs Gordon]

finding out someone was banned is like finding out that an old friend died.

 

[DOG LIPS]

heya sweetcheeks. the syringe is hot.

So are you.

 

[hippie_hunter]

THIS IS GETTING CREEPY

 

[Equint77]

EQUINT, HOW MAY I STRIKE MY ENEMIES (HIPPIES, EMOS, AND THE GRIMACE) DOWN WITH ONE BLOW?

a tough question...... unfortunately Hippies and Emos are worse than roaches....litterally. You kill one hippy 3 more emerge.. You kill one emo and you create emo sympathy... therefore creating more emos.

What you must continue to do is put these scum down every chance you get. If there was only a way to gather them up... put them on an island and then blow it up.... it'd make the world better... however hippies don't use planes.. and emos haven't looked up at the sky in years.

 

[Equint77]

YES

what did he do????

If there's someone who's on par with me as far as putting other posters down... it's THWIP.

 

[Morg]

that's the most important word.

If you are implying she doesn't have a butt you must missed seeing that one part where she walks around in her underwear, very nice booty t:

 

[Babs Gordon]

he probably just pissed off a mod.