ETM's Justice League Spoof

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Part One.

INT. JUSTICE LEAGUE - DAY

SUPERMAN, BATMAN, WONDER WOMAN, GREEN LANTERN, PUNISHER, and MAN-THING sit at the round table.

Superman: Ok everybody, today is the first day of the new and improved Justice League! As team leader...

Batman(interrupting): Who made you leader, country boy?

Punisher: I should be team leader.

Superman: You have anger problems, Punisher.

Punisher: At least I can reach home base.

Superman: What? What is that...

Punisher(interrupting): You know what I mean.

Green Lantern uses his ring to show two people making love.

Superman:

Punisher: Can't do that with your super thrust.

Wonder Woman: This conversation is inappropriate. Lets move on...

Punisher(interrupting): I'll talk about what I want, you wannabe cheerleader!

Wonder Woman: Don't get mad, Punisher.

Man-Thing stands up and stares at Punisher.

Punisher: bring it, swamp thing knockoff!

Superman: Say you are sorry, Punisher. Man-Thing reacts towards...

Punisher(interrupting): Where's you man-thing, Man-Thing? Where is it? Why do they call you Man-Thing? You look like a failed attempt to combine Hulk and Swamp-Thing into one creature.

Man-Thing: ...

Batman: He's not packing!

Man-Thing grabs the table and tosses it aside.

Punisher takes out a shotgun from his coat.

Punisher: I'm gonna need a big gun for this.

 

[Hunter Rider]

Poor Man-Things Man-Thing

 

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Yes, no Man-Thing Jr for him.

...

That comment can go both ways.

 

[04nbod]

look forward to seeing where this goes- should be fun

 

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Part Two will be posted sometime Friday. Part 3 will be Saturday.

 

[tzarinna]

Cute,,I'm on board.

 

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Part Two

Superman: Do you honestly think a shotgun will do you much good...

Punisher(interrupting): Shut up, mama's boy!

Superman: I love my mom.

Man-Thing runs towards Punisher. Punisher fires at Man-Thing nailing him in the chest, but to no effect. He dives out of the way, before Man-Thing can grab him.

Batman: I would have rolled out of the way.

Punisher: You want to get shot, Bruce?

Batman: Who's this...Bruce?

Man-Thing grabs Punisher by the face with one hand and lifts him up off the ground.

Wonder Woman: Oh boy, he's going to look even more ugly after this.

Green Lantern spells out 'Will you go out with me?' to Wonder Woman with his ring.

Wonder Woman(Cont'd): You rely too much on that ring.

Man-Thing turns his head to the left.

ADAM WEST stands in front of the door!

Adam West: Man-Thing, let Punisher go!

Man-Thing throws Punisher across the room. He hits the wall and falls to the floor.

Man-Thing raises both his hands in the air and makes fists with them.

Batman: Something tells me these two have a history together.

Green Lantern spells 'O RLY' to Batman with his ring.

Batman: Did you take a mother****ing code of silence or something?

Adam West: Time to finish this Man-Thing.

Superman: Excuse me, senior citizen...

Adam West(interrupting): I'M ADAM WEST! I PLAYED BATMAN IN THE 60'S!

Batman: You made me look like a wuss!

Adam West: At least I didn't have nipples on my suit!

 

[Prognosticator]

I thought this would be funnier

 

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Part Three

Superman: Adam West. Why did you come here?

Adam West: I came here to destroy this monster with the pornographic name!

Green Lantern spells 'When you think about it grandpa, Superman, Wonder Woman, and Green Lantern all sound like porno names.' with his ring.

Adam West: That green font is hard to read!

Man-Thing charges towards Adam West. Adam West jumps over Man-Thing.

Adam West(Cont'd): Rolling in radioactive waste worked this time!

Batman: No, no, now a old man can whoop my bat ass!

Adam West turns around and blasts Man-Thing in the chest with laser vision! Man-Thing takes a few steps back, but doesn't fall down.

Adam West: S man, do some play-by-play of me whooping Man-Thing's swamp ass.

Superman: Err...okay. Adam...charges Man-Thing. He dodges Man-Thing's arms..sends a few Oh, my god. Folks...Adam West's fists have magically turned into a pair of hammers and he is pounding away at Man-Thing. What's this? Batman has snuck up behind Adam and delivered a low blow.

Batman: You're going down, old man!

Adam West: Oh...oh...aha!

Adam West turns around and pushes Batman across the room. He goes through the wall!

 

[tzarinna]

Adam West is the Hulk!?

 

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No...the hulk turns green. And is Bruce Banner.

 

[tzarinna]

Ya don't say.

 

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Part Four..the finale will be posted early Sunday morning.

 

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Part Four: Finale

Superman: By golly, that's just wrong!

Adam West: You want some of this Supes?

Superman takes a deep breath and blows at Adam West turning him into ice.

Superman: I usually don't use my ice breath except for my drinks.

Punisher(O.S): You bastard! I've had warm beer for two weeks, and all this time you could do that ****?!

Superman: You didn't ask.

Adam West turns bright red and unfreezes himself out of his ice statue.

Adam West: I'm not that easy to stop...CLARK!

Green Lantern(geek voice): Holy Lantern!

Wonder Woman: You talk! what's with your voice and who's Clark?

Superman: Now just because I look like Clark Kent with glasses on and my hair not styled...doesn't mean I am Clark.

Green Lantern: Punisher kicked me in my balls so hard...that my voice is like this.

Punisher walks over to Green Lantern.

Punisher: You were messing with my stash!

Green Lantern: I'm lonely! I can't buy porn or a blow up doll because everyone is like 'You can make that stuff with your ring'. And no one will go out with me. I'm just a lame...

Punisher blows off Lantern's head with his shotgun!

Superman: WHY?!

Punisher: He was going to die a virgin anyway. Might as well just put him out of his misery. He was more fruity than Robin.

Wonder Woman: Oh ****! Superman, weren't you suppose to stop a asteroid from hitting the planet today?

Superman: That doesn't happen for another...

EXT. EARTH - SPACE

A ASTEROID hits the earth. It makes a huge wave across the atlantic ocean on both sides. The earth soon turns to red.

 

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Oh noez!

 

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Oh noez!

...Good or bad?

 

[Hunter Rider]

Hahahah poor Green Lanternt:

 

[tzarinna]

Supes isn't on his J-O-B.
Nice,madness, it was a grand finale.