Evanescence

[jaguarr]

Hahaha, it has to be.
So many classic, wasted band names on the Hype.

At the very least you could form a butt-rock parody band called Skunk Butthole and use names like "Slammin' Trannie" for song ideas. Like, I picture "Slammin' Trannie" opening up like:

That girl was slammin' but her adam's apple was pretty big
I wanted to pull her hair but it would mess up her wig
She likes football, Oprah, Lifetime and Miami Vice
I don't like her cologne but her perfume's nice

Slammin' trannie, so hot she gave me rug burns!
Slammin' trannie, last night she caught but tonight it's my turn!
Slammin' trannie, the kind of girl with just a little bit more
Slammin' trannie, she slammed me to the floor

[bridge & repeat chorus]



jag

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

you are a poet

 

[jaguarr]

you are a poet

Very few understand my madness, Wilhelm.

jag

 

[PenanceStare]

I like them, I like Amy even more.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Very few understand my madness, Wilhelm.

like Van Gogh, Nikola Tesla or Ed Wood......perhaps after you're dead

 

[jaguarr]

like Van Gogh, Nikola Tesla or Ed Wood......perhaps after you're dead

The legacy of genius is a heavy burden.

jag

 

[Mr. Walters]

I never got what was so special about them. It's Linkin Park with a chick.

 

[Prognosticator]

wh00ps, when you made the thread title you forgot the "Sucks" part.

LMMFAO!!!!!!!

I nearly choked on the Coke I was drinking as I read this!

Jeeze Wilhelm, warn me next time!

 

[Prognosticator]

She's not how.

Sure her body is slamming but her face looks like a trannie.

Torrie Wilson's pretty how! But she's not a musician Were we naming how musicians or how people in general?

 

[OliPhoenixFire]

second album is a huge dissapointment. they need to get a ben moody back!

That is never gonna happen! Trust me!

 

[Mr Sparkle]

You know, I too really dislike the influence that Korn has had on modern rock, Sparkle.

jag

because you and I are wise beyond our years. :sowise:

 

[Mr Sparkle]

LMMFAO!!!!!!!

I nearly choked on the Coke I was drinking as I read this!

Jeeze Wilhelm, warn me next time!

this was a mere "c" away from being hilarious.

 

[04nbod]

the second album and no drive behind the songs. it was all weepy and monotonus

 

[mightiest_mortal]

Second, not as good as the first.. though i do rather like Lacrymosa

 

[jaguarr]

because you and I are wise beyond our years. :sowise:

Seriously, "Nu-Metal" is and was terrible, particularly of the Korn/Limp Bizkit/Linkin' Park variety. I'm glad we're seeing that crap fade away finally and some bands chasing real hard rock and metal again, even if so many of them are doing it so awkwardly (Eighteen Visions and Avenged Sevenfold I'm looking at you).

jag

 

[Bastila]

Second, not as good as the first.. though i do rather like Lacrymosa

Oh I really like that one, the choir is really cool like the backing vocals.

 

[Mr Sparkle]

(Eighteen Visions and Avenged Sevenfold I'm looking at you).

jag

HA! seriously.

both Zacky Vengeance and that guy from AFI, with the equally hilarious name " Davey Havok" ( It's like pick a "cute" name then add something all "dangerous" as a last name I'm going for "Carly McPapercut" myself)
completely drag down music as a whole.
plus Davey looks like Heidi Fleiss but more feminine.
I tell you, Brian Molko looks at them and goes " tone it down homos!"

 

[jaguarr]

I tell you, Brian Molko looks at them and goes " tone it down homos!"

LOFL!

jag

 

[Retro]

To me, it's only Amy Lee!

 

[Kritish]

Hi all! This is a thread dedicated to the Goth/Rock group Evanescence.

They are my favorites! And they're coming to Montreal tomorrow and i can't wait to see them live! What do you think of them? What are your favorite songs? Whats your opinion on their last album; The Open Door?

Evanescence is for goths and Hot Topic zombies, it's complete rubbish.

But as Jag said, there's already a trillion threads about this.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Their sound has gotten way too repetitive. I loved them back when that lead guy was still with 'em. Ah, the "Bring Me To Life" days

 

[Kaleb]

Amy lee is one of those chicks , that you know used to be fat.

 

[Kritish]

I hate Evanescence fans, just like I hate myspace. They're cut from the same cloth.

 

[Retro]

Amy lee is one of those chicks , that you know used to be fat.

Yet you just don't care, you'd do her either way!

 

[Manic]

I enjoyed "My Immortal" and "Call Me When You're Sober." I never really looked into their music, though.