Ever been slapped by a girl?

[Dark Vigilante]

So yesterday at work. It was towards the end of the night and me and my friend went over to the bakery (I work in a groccery store ) and started talking to this cute, but unreasonably stupid girl that we work with. I've been pretty good friends with her for almost two years. She starts talking about how shes exhausted, shes been going out too much the past few nights, etc. We're ribbing her a little bit, having just a pointless flirtatous conversation. She tells us that she's got bruises on her inner thighs and on her chest, **** specifically. Me and my friend laugh, and suggest maybe she was taken advantage of. Pretty dirty, but she thought it was funny.

And then I say she probably got mushroom slapped on her teet.

And she back-hand slaps me right in my face and storms off. Me and my friend laughed for a good 5 minutes. I felt slightly bad at first, but considering she was making light of being raped, I didn't think that comment would be too rude.

But whatever. Share your stories.

 

[hotmail]

So yesterday at work. It was towards the end of the night and me and my friend went over to the bakery (I work in a groccery store ) and started talking to this cute, but unreasonably stupid girl that we work with. I've been pretty good friends with her for almost two years. She starts talking about how shes exhausted, shes been going out too much the past few nights, etc. We're ribbing her a little bit, having just a pointless flirtatous conversation. She tells us that she's got bruises on her inner thighs and on her chest, **** specifically. Me and my friend laugh, and suggest maybe she was taken advantage of. Pretty dirty, but she thought it was funny.

And then I say she probably got mushroom slapped on her teet.

And she back-hand slaps me right in my face and storms off. Me and my friend laughed for a good 5 minutes. I felt slightly bad at first, but considering she was making light of being raped, I didn't think that comment would be too rude.

But whatever. Share your stories.

What is mushroom slapped?

 

[Mr. Credible]

i got slapped a few keeks ago in CO for correcting some stupid girl that was going on about some movie that was apparently her "favorite" but she kept misquoting it... so i (actually, very politely) corrected her, and she drunk-woman-slapped me... so, that was fun.

 

[Kaleb]

what is mushroom slapped

 

[fu manchu]

What is mushroom slapped?

Any pictures?

 

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

I slapped a guy once. It was fun.

 

[dpm07]

I have never been slapped by a girl.

 

[Mee]

My mom slapped me once.

 

[JStorm]

An ex loved to slap me when she was mad. Also, she would close her hand from time to time, just to keep me on my toes.

I miss that girl.

 

[Dark Vigilante]

3. mushroom slap:

Being slapped with a wang. Usually a hard wang.

"So this chick was blowin' some guy one day, and he pulled out and gave her a mushroom slap!"

 

[GoldenAgeHero]

yes then i shoved her towards the bookshelf. back in the third grade! i don't like being slapped for something i did'nt do nor was i apart of.

 

[OverMyHead]

This thread is ******ed.

I think you deserved to be slapped.

 

[chamber-music]

I haven't been slapped, but I have been kicked in the shin by a girl.

Me and my friend had this thing where we would surprise slap one another when we where least expecting it. It lasted for months. It was any time any place. I was fun.

 

[Darthphere]

yes then i shoved her towards the bookshelf. back in the third grade! i don't like being slapped for something i did'nt do nor was i apart of.

*****.

 

[arachnid-guy]

Yur.

I know I did, though not by who.

 

[AndThePickles]

I slapped a guy before in high school......it was a middle school guy too haha. I was in like, my freshman year and I shared a bus stop with a group of 8th graders. This cute little gray kitten was walking across the road, when all of a sudden a car ran over it, and we all watched it die. It was so sad, and then this ******* of a kid starts laughing. I promptly walked over to him and smacked the **** outta him....it made my hand hurt.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

Ah yes on plenty of occausions but not of late.

Good times i tell ya. Good times

 

[ang_hulk]

yes.Never slapped back except for my sister,she got a concussion.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Never seriously, I think I'd kill a woman if she ever slapped me for something that didn't warrant it. I don't mean "kill" figuratively. I would eat her and dissolve her bones in battery acid. I don't play around with slaps.

 

[JStorm]

Never seriously, I think I'd kill a woman if she ever slapped me for something that didn't warrant it. I don't mean "kill" figuratively. I would eat her and dissolve her bones in battery acid. I don't play around with slaps.

In other words, Pickles slaps you on a regular basis.

 

[Darthphere]

yes.Never slapped back except for my sister,she got a concussion.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

In other words, Pickles slaps you on a regular basis.

Ask her

 

[hotmail]

3. mushroom slap:

Being slapped with a wang. Usually a hard wang.

"So this chick was blowin' some guy one day, and he pulled out and gave her a mushroom slap!"

That's fairly gross, but thank you for defining it.

I can't imagine any girl liking that.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Japap > Mushroom slap

 

[Mee]

It was something like this...