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Ever been slapped by a girl?

3. mushroom slap:

Being slapped with a wang. Usually a hard wang.

"So this chick was blowin' some guy one day, and he pulled out and gave her a mushroom slap!"

Oh, that's what you call it. I didn't know that had a name.
 
It was something like this...

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It's really weird how there's so many pictures of Superman punching and othewise being a dick to women.

Lol, the American way indeed
 
My ex tried to slap me. But I caught her wrist before she could contact with my face, she then tried to hit with the other hand caught that one too, she then kneed me in the balls. Luckily I have a third arm...no thats a lie. It really hurt. :(
 
Nah, never been slapped. I never got that rowdy with a girl that she felt the need to slap me in the face, and vice versa. I think the female slap is one of those things we get when we like to talk **** to a girl, knowing full well a slap is all she can muster. And we smile about it afterwards.
 
Nah, never been slapped. I never got that rowdy with a girl that she felt the need to slap me in the face, and vice versa. I think the female slap is one of those things we get when we like to talk **** to a girl, knowing full well a slap is all she can muster. And we smile about it afterwards.

Maybe you smile about it afterwards. I can't think of a single action that would cause me to achieve super-saiyan ABM faster than a slap to the face.
 
When I was around 12, I kicked some girl in the crotch.
 
Cаrter;11389686 said:
When I was around 12, I kicked some girl in the crotch.

I bet you learned about one the differences between boys and girls that day.
 
Depends on where I'm being slapped...on the ass? sure, slap away. On the face? well, I did something to deserve it.
 
i like to slap guys. Reminds them who is in charge:cmad:
 
Slapping does nothing. I did it once at he just laughed about it with his buddies.

Now I hit'em where it hurts most. :cmad:

Works every time. :)

Thankfully, I've only had to resort to it twice.

The first with a man who was drunk. (I knew he wouldn't remember)

The second when a awful pick up line turned into verbal assault.
 
No. One tried once though. I caught her hand inches away from my face, pulled her in close. Said something witty. Then planted a kiss on her.

It was very...Harrison Ford of me.
 
Never really.....though, maybe if I count that one time

Ah hell, who am I kiddin. :o
 
I haven't been slapped but I've been punched by a girl.
 
Girls think slapping a guy in the face really hurts them. I reply, "HA!"...cept for one time. This girl I was working with (whom I dated for a while) had a huge hickey and wasn't trying to hide it at all. I said something about someone not knowing how to control the vacuum cleaner during experimentation and she slapped me across my face (I didn't think that little comment warranted a slap but to each their own). The thing was...this chick had frikkin HUGE nails and when she slapped me she nailed me in my eye. So I'm on the floor and I CANNOT open my eyes for the life of me and she's all saying, "OH, I'm SOOO sorryyy...I didn't mean to". Yeah...

So my boss brings me to the hospital because I CANNOT open my eyes. The doc forces my eyes open and says I probably have a laceration on the surface, puts some weird type of eye drop dye in there and shines some sort of light (black light?) and sure enough...there's a horizontal scratch right across my eyeball. He gives me some pain numbing eye drop stuff and sends me home...and homegirl gets verbally counseled. I shoulda kicked her in the crotch.
 
3. mushroom slap:

Being slapped with a wang. Usually a hard wang.

"So this chick was blowin' some guy one day, and he pulled out and gave her a mushroom slap!"
The minute she started "joking" about having bruises, you should have known this conversation just went south. You really didn't know you were on thin ice?

Learn to recognize when someone is using "joking", just to get out something horrible they need to talk about.

Sorry you got slapped, tho.
 
I've been slapped several times. Though I never deserved ANY of them!
 

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