Eye Patches Are Awesome

[Eggyman]

So I'm walking to work today and spot this guy with an eye patch. I realise that they're quite uncommon... but they're awesome. Here you have this completely nondescipt guy, who'd look completely unremarkable IF he didn't have the patch. So he can only see in 2D, so what?

It was just a normal black piece of cloth - no diamond-embroidered pattern, no smiley face. Just black with some string that looped round his skull. He had his head held high and seemed comfortable in his 2D enviroment.

Would you wear a patch if you were missing a peeper? What design would you have on it? Or would you prefer the dead-look cataract or empty socket to scare the children? Discuss.

 

[Kelly]

Yep, its slow around here....

 

[AnorexicBatman]

I wish people would stop associating eye patches with pirates!
Now this is more like it!

Big Boss: The patch son. Wear it with pride! Wear it with honor!

 

[Eggyman]

Yep, its slow around here....

Get on topic and answer the damn question or I shall contact a mod

 

[Kelly]

lol......


You called?

 

[Eggyman]

lol......


You called?

I'm awaiting a visit from someone with authority to kick your red arse! They don't even need to be wearing a patch, but maybe Drak and his bionoc leg will make you see sense and answer the question.

...............

 

[Holiday]

I hope I never need to, but if I did, I would totally wear an eyepatch. As far as design goes, I'm a pretty basic guy so I'd go with the standard black.

 

[Eggyman]

I hope I never need to, but if I did, I would totally wear an eyepatch. As far as design goes, I'm a pretty basic guy so I'd go with the standard black.

See, Kel. See?! This is how you answer the question. No need for all this skulduggery. Two months and he gets it. And you don't.

Edit: Ok, it's now '09, not '08. But 14 months still trumps you.

 

[Nivek]

"Call me Snake"

'nuff said...

 

[AnorexicBatman]

Solid or Liquid?

Or perhaps... THE SNAKE THAT ESCAPED FROM NEW YORK AND LA!

 

[Drakon]

I'm awaiting a visit from someone with authority to kick your red arse! They don't even need to be wearing a patch, but maybe Drak and his bionoc leg will make you see sense and answer the question.

...............

You rang?

And I'd totally get a regular eyepatch, so I could be one step closer to being a pirate.

 

[knowsbleed]

I rock a clear eyepatch... and If I really could have it my way... I'd let my eyeball dangle out from the bottom of the eyepatch. Then I'd hit on strippers and see which one would let me rub my dangleeyeball on her patch.

 

[Majic Walrus]

Patches are awesome. I would totally have one, especially if I had a bad eye.

 

[Eggyman]

I rock a clear eyepatch... and If I really could have it my way... I'd let my eyeball dangle out from the bottom of the eyepatch. Then I'd hit on strippers and see which one would let me rub my dangleeyeball on her patch.

My uncle, who was only a family friend but turned into an uncle because he was so generous and had a dog, knocked his eye clean out of its socket with a tire-iron when changing his wheel on his car. It was dangling on his cheek! My grandad told me about it. My grandad was my actual grandad, AND he was generous and also had a dog.

My fake uncle should've purchased a patch, but instead he had a white, dead, scary as f**k eye that looked everywhere and yet nowhere. He had to be more generous after that.

 

[knowsbleed]

I'd love for that to happen to me. I'd get sooooOOoooOOo much more punani than I do now just because I'd be "that scary yet mysterious guy who stares with only one eye because the other eye was knocked out of it's socket by a very strong blow to the cabeza" type guy. I'd buy everybody drinks and dip my eyeball in it for flavor.

 

[Aesop Rocks]

Eye patches are a plentiful gift from Ben Lin-- Mother Russia!

 

[Kelly]

Eye patches are sexy on sexy men....

Arse still intact....

 

[Wiseman]

I had to wear an eye patch for 2 weeks, twice...........not as fun as you'd think

 

[Nivek]

Solid or Liquid?

Or perhaps... THE SNAKE THAT ESCAPED FROM NEW YORK AND LA!

"the name is Plissken..."

 

[Suirou]

I would probably get one like hers v
Except the medic cross would look a bit more thicker, hers looks a bit thin.

 

[DeGenerate10]

When eye read the poll options eye imagined that guy from Family Guy saying them

 

[SpeterMan3]

I'd definitely get one. I hope I never have to (knowing me, I probably will knock my eye out), but I would get, and could rock a variety of styles. ... just with one side.

Someone should make an eyepatch smiley.

 

[bullets]

I can see disfigurement becoming a fad.

 

[Mike_D202]

At my workplace you have to wear an eye patch if you get a black eye just so the customers don't see it.

 

[Eggyman]

Eye patches are sexy on sexy men....

Arse still intact....

Save it for someone special