Fake-ass thugs

[Hunter Rider]

No, no, no....that's my aunt. She's kind of a b1tch and really into alternative lifestyles.

jag

Same thing in some states.

 

[jaguarr]

Same thing in some states.

That's more of an Immortalfire kind of thing, since he's in Georgia.

jag

 

[Immortalfire]

That's more of an Immortalfire kind of thing, since he's in Georgia.

jag

Try West Virginia, for that sort of thing.

 

[Hunter Rider]

That's more of an Immortalfire kind of thing, since he's in Georgia.

jag

Mal points!

Try West Virginia, for that sort of thing.

Aren't the FBI there ?

 

[jaguarr]

Try West Virginia, for that sort of thing.

Can you play the banjo?

jag

 

[DOG LIPS]

Can you play the banjo?

jag

Oooooh snap. jag's getting all fake-ass thugs up in heeya!

 

[moraldeficiency]

sings:

met her on my CB
said her name was mime
sounded like an angel come to earth
(chorus) come to earth
but when I went to meet her
man you should have seen her
twice as tall as me, three times the girth
(chorus) girth
my fat baby loves to eat
(chorus) loves to eat
big old budda belly and her breasts swing by her feet
my fat baby loves to eat
(chorus) loves to eat
my big old fatass baby loves to eat!

^my friend can actually play that on the banjo.

 

[Immortalfire]

Aren't the FBI there ?

No, they're in regular Virginia.

Can you play the banjo?

jag

No.

 

[jaguarr]

Can you play the banjo?

jag

No.

Lies! Blatant lies! This photo suggests otherwise:

So, tell me 'Fire...are you uh-pickin' AND uh-grinnin'?

jag

 

[Hunter Rider]

No, they're in regular Virginia.

Well if they moved a bit West it may improve the image of Wet Virginia, or there'd be more FBI agent with one tooth.

 

[Immortalfire]

Lies! Blatant lies! This photo suggests otherwise:

So, tell me 'Fire...are you uh-pickin' AND uh-grinnin'?

jag

Maybe I should make one of those dumb question threads, "Ask a southerner"

 

[jaguarr]

Well if they moved a bit West it may improve the image of Wet Virginia, or there'd be more FBI agent with one tooth.

Wet Virginia? Reminds me of a girl I went to college with.

jag

 

[jaguarr]

Maybe I should make one of those dumb question threads, "Ask a southerner"

You might be a Georgian if...



jag

 

[Immortalfire]

You might be a Georgian if...

..you've ever been in a moment of total dumbfounded silence, upon meeting someone that actually thinks Deliverance is a real representation of your state.


That actually happened to me once.

 

[jaguarr]

..you've ever been in a moment of total dumbfounded silence, upon meeting someone that actually thinks Deliverance is a real representation of your state.


That actually happened to me once.

Really? Wow. Well, they probably only visited Atlanta so they didn't get a real good overview of the WHOLE state.



jag

 

[Hunter Rider]

Wet Virginia? Reminds me of a girl I went to college with.

jag

A Swimmer ?

..you've ever been in a moment of total dumbfounded silence, upon meeting someone that actually thinks Deliverance is a real representation of your state.


That actually happened to me once.

Are you saying Burt Reynolds was involved in perpetuating a lie ?

 

[Immortalfire]

Actually the twit said he had never been here, but wouldn't because he saw Deliverance. I asked to get it straight, "You won't visit a state because of a Hollywood work of fiction?"...he said yes.

 

[jaguarr]

Actually the twit said he had never been here, but wouldn't because he saw Deliverance. I asked to get it straight, "You won't visit a state because of a Hollywood work of fiction?"...he said yes.

I guess he'll never visit Mars, either, since things went so badly for Arnold in "Total Recall".

jag

 

[Immortalfire]

I guess he'll never visit Mars, either, since things went so badly for Arnold in "Total Recall".

jag

Using the same logic, I'd say so.

 

[Hunter Rider]

Actually the twit said he had never been here, but wouldn't because he saw Deliverance. I asked to get it straight, "You won't visit a state because of a Hollywood work of fiction?"...he said yes.

Wow.

I guess he'll never visit Mars, either, since things went so badly for Arnold in "Total Recall".

jag

I don't think things went so badly, he nailed 2 hot broads and god knows junkies would love a nose as resilient as his was in that movie.

 

[jaguarr]

I don't think things went so badly, he nailed 2 hot broads and god knows junkies would love a nose as resilient as his was in that movie.

He also got to meet a hot chick with three boobies and a dude with a talking, omniscient baby growing out of his stomach, so that had to be kind of cool. On the downside, he asphyxiated on Martian atmosphere so badly that his eyes bulged clear out of his head (which had to hurt a lot) and damn near died.

jag

 

[BlackLantern]

He also got to meet a hot chick with three boobies and a dude with a talking, omniscient baby growing out of his stomach, so that had to be kind of cool. On the downside, he asphyxiated on Martian atmosphere so badly that his eyes bulged clear out of his head (which had to hurt a lot) and damn near died.

jag

Anyone that does that automatically wins.....

 

[the_ultimate_evil]

the internet breeds anonymity, giving people anonymity sadly nine times outta ten will allow people to be morons

http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2004/03/19/ sums it up really well

 

[Fanticon]

hardly see why the title of this is relevant to the question at hand...what do thugs...or "fake-ass" thugs have to do with saying something like..."I would have done a noble thing to protect human life if I were there"? Just sayin'...not everybody who makes those claims on the internet...is a thug...their mostly just cowardly idiots...but even thats an inaccurate assumption.

 

[the_ultimate_evil]

He also got to meet a hot chick with three boobies and a dude with a talking, omniscient baby growing out of his stomach, so that had to be kind of cool. On the downside, he asphyxiated on Martian atmosphere so badly that his eyes bulged clear out of his head (which had to hurt a lot) and damn near died.

jag

that and the fact it was all a dream and the white at the end was his brain shutting down, so not a great trip