Family Forced to Move Due to Neighbor's Loud Sex

[IRON_Lad]

The Thompsons say they have been woken repeatedly in the night since the amorous middle-aged couple moved next door to their home five weeks ago.
Their seven-year-old daughter India even had to switch bedrooms to escape the din, which her parents claim is an invasion of their privacy.

"I don't want India to go to school repeating what she hears to her friends, which will then look bad on us as parents," Mrs Thompson said.
The family approached their married neighbours who agreed to move their bed and place a wardrobe next to the thin adjoining wall, but the Thompsons say the late night commotions have continued.
West Oxfordshire District Council refused to get involved, saying that the noise related to "fundamental domestic activity", and the family is now considering moving out.
"We would like to stay where we are but we cannot put up with it," Mr Thompson said.
The neighbouring couple said they have tried to quieten down and insisted they had done nothing wrong.
"Why should we not make love? We are married, we have four grown-up kids, at our age it's good as we can do what we want," they said.

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[Majic Walrus]

I guess the family should move out. They don't like their neighbors boning and their neighbors aren't going to stop boning.

 

[CashforStash]

Kudos to the neighbors lol

 

[Drakon]

I would just buy an airhorn, and whenever they start having sex, go to their window and blow it, then get a Super Soaker with ice water and shoot them with it once they open the window.

 

[CashforStash]

I would just buy an airhorn, and whenever they start having sex, go to their window and blow it, then get a Super Soaker with ice water and shoot them with it once they open the window.

Remember don't shoot the window when they are actually doing it

 

[Drakon]

 

[CashforStash]

My god she looks like my ex lol.

 

[Drakon]

You lucky bastard.

 

[CashforStash]

Thank you now all I need is a ex that looks like Tera Reid and I'm good to go

 

[Darthphere]

Liink

Sorry about that guys.

 

[Aesop Rocks]

 

[Darthphere]

The last panel always gets me because he's putting on glasses over his glasses.

 

[Aesop Rocks]

They stopped doing the one liners at the beginning of the show.

I watched season 7 and there wasn't any.

 

[terry78]

That show is hilarity.

Somebody gets killed by a train crash, he's like, "well...looks like the 4:25 to Phoenix caught HIM."

 

[The Guard]

You can be as loud as the hell you want when you're makin' love.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dj5hlhjyxNQ

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

I bet the neighbor's just don't like the family, so they are turning on some porn and turning it up really loud.

 

[Doctor Jones]

They're jealous.

 

[E-Man]

I would just buy an airhorn, and whenever they start having sex, go to their window and blow it, then get a Super Soaker with ice water and shoot them with it once they open the window.

Whatever happened to pooping in their shoes?

 

[ChickenScratch]

Oh geeze, shades of college come rushing back.

 

[Drakon]

Whatever happened to pooping in their shoes?

Who said I wasn't going to do that, too?

 

[E-Man]

Who said I wasn't going to do that, too?

 

[VampElvis]

I would just buy an airhorn, and whenever they start having sex, go to their window and blow it, then get a Super Soaker with ice water and shoot them with it once they open the window.

Bluegrass or something like Hank Williams or Muddy Waters blaring through the wall at them could be a less invasive deterent.

 

[Drakon]

But I want invasive.

 

[terry78]

I was listening to the radio yesterday morning and some girl called in and said that when she reaches a certain climax with her signficant other she starts to scream, "you're killing me, you're killing me, you're gonna kill me!!!!", and the other tenants in the complex called the cops on more than one occasion because they thought she was being murdered...which, I guess she technically was.

 

[VampElvis]

But I want invasive.

Then go with the poop in their shoes. That's a can't miss. I recommend you eat large quantities of either peanuts or corn leading up to the deed.