Family Forced to Move Due to Neighbor's Loud Sex

[The Squirrel]

My god she looks like my ex lol.

You lucky bastard.

Haha, for real.

 

[Aesop Rocks]

I was listening to the radio yesterday morning and some girl called in and said that when she reaches a certain climax with her signficant other she starts to scream, "you're killing me, you're killing me, you're gonna kill me!!!!", and the other tenants in the complex called the cops on more than one occasion because they thought she was being murdered...which, I guess she technically was.

So, when he goes to kill her just screw her at the same time and no one will know the difference?

 

[Gilpesh]

Really. All this takes is remembering when the husband isn't home. Then the next time you see him... talk about how loud his wife is through the wall, especially on (the time he wasn't home).

Done and done.

 

[Aesop Rocks]

But Gil, we want you to live! LIVE DAMN YOU!!!

 

[katie_girl09]

Seriously, no one is telling them not to have sex. They just need to be quieter when they do it. I mean for God's sake, the whole world doesn't need (or want) to know when you're having sex.

 

[Wiseman]

Seriously, no one is telling them not to have sex. They just need to be quieter when they do it. I mean for God's sake, the whole world doesn't need (or want) to know when you're having sex.

What's the point of twitter then?

 

[terry78]

Rather she be loud and screamy than just lying there like Paris Hilton or Kardashian.

 

[bullets]

Rather she be loud and screamy than just lying there like Paris Hilton or Kardashian.

The last thing anyone needs is a lame f***

 

[enterthemadness]

The last panel always gets me because he's putting on glasses over his glasses.

I just found a site with lots of those meme's...it's always liek the same panel, just different words in them. And it's...yeah, amusing.

The couple must have loud sex...

 

[katie_girl09]

Rather she be loud and screamy than just lying there like Paris Hilton or Kardashian.

Wouldn't you rather honest expression than cheap theatrics?

 

[The Battousai]

Wouldn't you rather honest expression than cheap theatrics?

 

[Majic Walrus]

Seriously, no one is telling them not to have sex. They just need to be quieter when they do it. I mean for God's sake, the whole world doesn't need (or want) to know when you're having sex.

Would you really want to have sex and try to be mindful of how loud you were being? That takes a lot of the excitement out, right?

 

[Drakon]

Would you really want to have sex and try to be mindful of how loud you were being? That takes a lot of the excitement out, right?

Not always.

 

[Majic Walrus]

Not always.

Point taken.

I just think that in my own home if I want to scream at the top of my lungs and say incredibly vulgar things that should be my right.

 

[Wiseman]

Point taken.

I just think that in my own home if I want to scream at the top of my lungs and say incredibly vulgar things that should be my right.

If you're louder then your gf then you aren't doing something right

 

[katie_girl09]

Would you really want to have sex and try to be mindful of how loud you were being? That takes a lot of the excitement out, right?

No, it doesn't at all. Louder sex does not mean better sex. People just think that they must make loud noises for some reason. I guess because that's how its done in movies?
And the point is that THEY SHARE A WALL with their neighbours. Its just common courtesy.

 

[Majic Walrus]

If you're louder then your gf then you aren't doing something right

I meant us collectively as a sexy unit. We're pretty loud people and if my neighbors asked us to quiet down I'd probably just ignore them.

 

[katie_girl09]

I meant us collectively as a sexy unit. We're pretty loud people and if my neighbors asked us to quiet down I'd probably just ignore them.

Your doll makes noises?

 

[Majic Walrus]

Your doll makes noises?

Of course she does, Doll.

 

[Aesop Rocks]

My doll makes a noise.

Then it asks for it's money back.

Then I'm alone.