Famous Joker Lines/Quotes in The Dark Knight

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  1. fcrowelle06 Registered

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    Basically this is a thread to post all those great Joker lines from any comic, show or movie with him in it to share and wish that you would love for Heath ledger to say in THE DARK KNIGHT...cause you never know...he might just say it:wow:
     
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    Joker crashes a political party and announces his intention to run for Governer:

    "Everybody here....one million dollars. I'll be coming around to collect. Probaby about 3 in the morning. From underneath your bed!"
     
  3. hegele Registered

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    I'd like to hear "you're never fully dressed without a smile."
     
  4. Nepenthes Registered

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    "I'm going to kill everyone in this room"
     
  5. Revovler Registered

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    "If your going to die,die with a smile."
     
  6. Conebone69 The Legend Ends

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    Sounds like somethin he'd say. Im not sure what lines I want him to say cuz I've never read the comics, so...
     
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    *broadcasting a feed on TV*

    "HELLLLLOOOOO GOTHAM!!! I just wanted to introduce myself. I am The Joker and I would love to bring everyone in this sad forsaken city miles of smiles. So hello goodbye you're all gonna die! Heh... Hehe... heheh... heheheheahahahaHAHAHAHAHHAH!!!! Sorry sorry, sometimes I just kill me... Ahh... Especially when I think about killing all of you!"
     
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    "These pretzels...are making me thiiirrrssty!!!"
     
  9. NinjaTurtleFan Turtle Power!

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    "This one will REALLY kill ya."

    "This will be a gas."

    "Put on a happy face."

    "So, you're called Batman but tell me....are you as batty as me?"
     
  10. Nightmare "Kill Them All"

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    "smile now, cry later"
     
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    Sounds familiar. Where is it from?

    1997 called. Schumacher wants some rewrites for B&R. :o
     
  12. Conebone69 The Legend Ends

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    If joker had a death threat on live TV, I think people would go crazy
     
  13. breyfogle_rules Hell-bent for Leather

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    He says "I'm going to kill everyone in this room" in The Dark Knight Returns when he is on David Letterman.

    Dave's response was "Now that's darn rude."

    My absolute favorite joker scene in any rag.
     
  14. NinjaTurtleFan Turtle Power!

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    :indy::rolleyes: Actually, alot of those are from "BTAS." If it worked for Hamill it'll work for Heath.
     
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    If you don't liked the movie... i got slides
     
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    Hello Good people of Gotham, Joker's back in town!


    And adieu, there comes a time when we all must go. So if you must go, go that extra mile. If you must go, go with style. If you must go, go with a smile!


    That B***H shot me!
     
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    That's one of the things I love about the DKR Joker, in that he isn't really a classical depiction of the character - no funny or ridiculous gags or some half witty punchline, and he laughs only once but even then, it is still very much "The Joker" all the way through.
     
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    Yeah no kidding, what I wrote is actually an altered quote from "Batman: The Man Who Laughs" possibly my favorite Joker story.
     
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    "You killed Captain Clown. YOU KILLED CAPTAIN CLOWN!!"
    -BTAS
     
  20. Nightmare "Kill Them All"

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    What year did that one come out?
     
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    now that's darn rude

    edit: breyfogle beat me :whatever:

    fistful of entertainment tomorrow night... a man who's brought alot of smiles to the world. go to bed.
     
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    2005, It's out of print believe it or not but there is going to be a hardcover edition next month.
     
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    stop me if youv'e heard this one before

    "there were these two guys in a lunatic asylum..."
     
  24. The Sage The World's Finest

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    "If they're going to play with the Joker, they'd better be prepared to deal from the bottom of the deck!" - Batman #1

    "Madness is the emergency exit. You can just step outside, and close the door on all those dreadful things that happened. You can lock them away... forever." - Batman: The Killing Joke

    "And he didn't die all at once. It was hours before the screaming stopped. I almost didn't get to sleep that night. That was the last time I'd used crushed glass..." - The Joker: Devil's Advocate

    "You dirty rat! You killed my brother! My sister! My daughter! She's my sister and my daughter!" - Batman: Dark Victory

    "It's all a joke! Everything anybody ever valued or struggled for... it's all a monstrous, demented gag! So why can't you see the funny side? Why aren't you laughing?" - Batman: The Killing Joke
     
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    i want that one. i think that's the closest to what we'll get, with the "why so serious" stuff.
     

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