" Know this, my sweet, the death of Batman must be nothing less than a masterpiece. The triumph of my sheer comic genius over his ridiculous mask and gadgets!! "
" I know how he thinks. " Injustice For All Part 1
Harley: You think Bat's saw you, putty tat?
Joker: Oh he did, he did! He wouldn't dare miss a show about me. He's my biggest fan!
JOKER'S ANSWERING MACHINE: Aha ha ha ha ha! Boy, did you get the wrong number! Leave your name and number at the sound of the shriek.
VOICE ON MACHINE: No, please! Don't! (screams)
"They just don't make straight jackets like they used to, I should know."-Be A Clown
Two-Face: Get outta my face, clown!
The Joker: Which one?
Batman: Joker, I should have known you'd be in on this.
Joker: Really? I must be falling into a rut.
"Ya know I've been reading lately on how ole Guano Man's been wound tight enough to snap. OH, WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT IF I'VE FINALLY DRIVEN HIM OFF THE DEEP END?!!!"
Joker: Where IS HE? He's NEVER been this late BEFORE. There's a certain rhythm to these things. I cause trouble; he shows up. We have some laughs and the game starts all over. (Pointing at Sydney) Only now, thanks to you, I have this terrible feeling that... he's really not coming.
Joker (sadly): Without Batman, crime has no punch line.
Joker (On Late Night Gotham Live): Good evening folks, I'm the Joker. Living proof that you don't have to be crazy to host this show. But it helps! Ha ha!
From "Holiday Knights"
"It's almost magic time and Batman is nowere in sight.
Of course he has that annoying habit of spoiling my fun at the last minute."
that's all i can think of