Fart causes Jail Fight

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NORTH PLATTE, Neb. — Brian Bruggeman caused a stink at the Lincoln County Jail earlier this month and will now have to answer for it in court. Another inmate, Jesse Dorris, alleges that Bruggeman's flatulence, passed in close proximity to Dorris, sparked a Dec. 14 fight between the two at the jail.

Now Bruggeman, 38, faces a Jan. 11 preliminary hearing on the state's complaint of assault by a confined person. It's a felony punishable by up to five years in prison.

Bruggeman is accused of injuring Dorris, his cellmate, when he pushed him into cell bars. Dorris, 26, was not charged.

The two began scuffling, County Attorney Jeff Meyer said Tuesday, because Dorris was fed up with Bruggeman's flatulence.

Jail fights are common, Meyer said, but the cause of this one was rather uncommon.

"It's usually about someone hogging the newspaper or someone not happy about what's on TV," he said.

Bruggeman, of Hershey, is serving a 90-day sentence for violating a protection order.

"He compounded his problems," Meyer said.

Dorris, of North Platte, is awaiting a January trial on a charge of aiding and abetting robbery.

Brad Dawson, Bruggeman's attorney, did not immediately return a phone message left at his office.

Sheriff Jerome Kramer said the incident was a result of overcrowding. The jail was built in 1933 and has a capacity of 23 inmates, according to 2006 standards, Kramer said. As many as 65 inmates have been lodged at the jail in recent days, he said.

"You just can't get a reprieve from one another," Kramer said. "When you've got a guy causing problems passing gas, there's no way to get away from the smell."
http://www.ajc.com/news/content/shared-gen/ap/Feature_Stories/Flatulence_Fight.html?imw=Y

Oooooook?
 
Thats bizzare. High tension though- it was just an excuse to let of steam.
 
This should happen more often.
 
But taking a massive **** in the same cell is a-ok?
 
I'd like to know more about the fight itself. from the sound of it it seems Dorris was the one who began the confrontation and yet he's not being charged. I wonder if Bruggeman will use the 'he who smelt it dealt it' defense.
 
Darthphere said:
But taking a massive **** in the same cell is a-ok?
Depends where it lands.
 
Isn't this the second fart-related thread you've made in the last few weeks, 'Fire?
 
Kyalesyin said:
Thats bizzare. High tension though- it was just an excuse to let of steam.
maybe he farted in the guys face.
 
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Darthphere said:
Why is he ****ing complaining then?:heart:
I know! I thought in prison that a fart in the face meant that they wanted to hook up with the other person.:huh: o well.
 
farmerfran said:
Isn't this the second fart-related thread you've made in the last few weeks, 'Fire?
Yup. The first was about a fart that made a plane go down.
 
Man, it's all psychological. You cut a rasberry, everybody says, "That stinks. I did not pass that gas." You **** your pants, we've got a panic on our hands during Easter.
 
This would make an awesome reality show. A fart machine is placed in a prison cell. The cellmates argue over who did or didn't fart until a fight ensues to the death. :up:
 
COMICBOY said:
I know! I thought in prison that a fart in the face meant that they wanted to hook up with the other person.:huh: o well.
:woot:
it does.:cwink:
and the stinkier it is means the more you like the person.
 
I can't believe some of the things that you get beaten up for.:huh:
 

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