The Avengers Favorite lines from the movie, Spoilers of course.

[DoubleO_Stark]

Mine were...

Cap: Stark, we need a plan of attack!
Tony: I have a plan, attack.

Loved that line. Just badass and arrogant of Tony, true to the character.

Tony: We have a Hulk
Loki: I thought the beast had wondered off?

Loved Hiddlestones delivery.

Banner: You see Captain that's my secret, I'm always angry.

Thor: Loki may be beyond reason but he's my brother.
BW: He's killed 80 people in 2 days.
Thor: He's adopted.

 

[DOOZlovesBOOZ]

delete

 

[DoubleO_Stark]

Well this thread is more specifically for Avengers.

 

[DoubleO_Stark]

I cant possibly be the only one that has fave lines?

 

[Quasimod0]

We havent all seen it!

 

[hopefuldreamer]

The one's that stuck in my head the most:

1. 'There are always men like you'

2. 'So that's what it does'

3. Fury calling it a 'stupid ass' idea.

As well as obvious one's like 'his first name is agent', 'you people are so petty, and tiny', 'you have a condition' etc.

 

[Drummerdude7]

There's already an MCU quote thread.

 

[DoubleO_Stark]

For the last time this is just for AVENGERS!? That's why the other dude above deleted his comic, why is the MCU quote thread in the Avengers section anyway?

 

[Fifthchild]

Some less celebrated ones

Stark: "I'm bringing the party to you." (Leading the Leviathan creature towards the Avengers)
Black Widow: "In what way is that a party?"

Captain America: "Is everything funny to you?
Stark: "Funny things are."

Coulson: "I've actually been a big fan of yours for years - I watched you while you were asleep."
(An awkward moment passes)
Coulson: "I mean um...I was present....while you were unconscious."

 

[Steelsheen]

dang dude, the whole movie is made of solid gold . i dont remember a line being said there thats a total dud.

well in addition to whats already posted...

Loki: The humans slaughter each other in droves while you idly threat. I mean to RULE them
Thor: You think yourself above them?
Loki; Why yes
Thor: Then you miss the truth of ruling brother. The throne would suit you ill.


Loki: You need the cube to bring me home but I've sent it off I know not where.
Thor: You listen to me brother--
*Ironman tackles Thor to the ground*
Loki: *left alone* I'm listening

Thor: Do not touch me again
Ironman: Then dont take my stuff
Thor: You have no idea what you're dealing with
Ironman: Uh... Shakespeare in the park?
Thor:
Ironman: Doth mother know you weareth her drapes?


*Banner wakes up after the Hulk episode*
Old guy: Are you an alien?
Banner: What?
Old guy: From outer space-- an alien?
Banner: No
Old guy: Well then son... you've got a condition.

 

[DoubleO_Stark]

*Banner wakes up after the Hulk episode*
Old guy: Are you an alien?
Banner: What?
Old guy: From outer space-- an alien?
Banner: No
Old guy: Well then son... you've got a condition.

Lol when I read all these, i realise the writing was immense, that got everyone in the cinema roaring lol

 

[Lady Marion]

dang dude, the whole movie is made of solid gold . i dont remember a line being said there thats a total dud.


Thor: Do not touch me again
Ironman: Then dont take my stuff
Thor: You have no idea what you're dealing with
Ironman: Uh... Shakespeare in the park?
Thor:
Ironman: Doth mother know you weareth her drapes?

There are so many good quotes.

To that one above:

And when they meet again at the Helicarrier Tony smacks his arm "You got a mean swing". Thor seems to think " He dare to touch me again" t:

 

[flickchick85]

This isn't a comedic line, but I really loved when Stark appeared through the portal, Cap exclaimed, "Son of a gun!"

It's such a wonderfully dated phrase, perfect for his character.

 

[Fifthchild]

This isn't a comedic line, but I really loved when Stark appeared through the portal, Cap exclaimed, "Son of a gun!"

It's such a wonderfully dated phrase, perfect for his character.

Thats true.

 

[DyeLorean]

Hulk: Roooooooaaaaaaarrrrr
Tony: AHHH What the hell...?!

________

That's my secret, Captain, I'm always angry...

________

Oh no, this is much worse.

 

[Iceman]

Iron Man: "Call it Cap", before Cap gives out instructions to the team.

Really shows why this film works.

 

[Hunter Rider]

"Puny God" coupled with the way Hulk obliterated Loki had me in stitches!

 

[DyeLorean]

"Puny God" coupled with the way Hulk obliterated Loki had me in stitches!

And you could identify Ruffalo in that voice and facial expressions.

 

[BruceWanner]

And when they meet again at the Helicarrier Tony smacks his arm "You got a mean swing". Thor seems to think " He dare to touch me again" t:

Tony also calls Thor "Point Break" in reference to how Thor kind of resembles Patrick Swayze's character in the film of the same name.

 

[Shadowlord X]

This movie has too many great lines to count.

 

[The Infernal]

Thor: Loki may be beyond reason but he's my brother.
BW: He's killed 80 people in 2 days.
Thor: He's adopted.

Loki: You need the cube to bring me home but I've sent it off I know not where.
Thor: You listen to me brother--
*Ironman tackles Thor to the ground*
Loki: *left alone* I'm listening

Old guy: Well then son... you've got a condition.

Loved those ones.

I loved when Banner told them his secret on why he has such a good handle with the Hulk. "I'm always angry". Coupled with him smashing one of the Leviathans at that moment it was awesome.

Also Loki once they defeat him saying "If it's all the same to you, I'll have that drink now".

There's probably more. The dialogue in the movie was just brilliant. I'll post if I can think of others.

 

[irapogi]

Iron Man: "Call it Cap", before Cap gives out instructions to the team.

Really shows why this film works.

THIS.

and.

Thor and loki, i'll have to paraphrase but thor went something like,

THOR: 'You take this world as recompense for your imagined slight'

that's when i let out a silent "daaaaaaaamn." along with the sour face.
beautiful line, and hemsworth delivered it so naturally.

 

[Drizzle]

When Tony asked Bruce about his methods for keeping calm and one of them was "Huge bag of weed?"

 

[Carnage27]

"Call it, Cap," made me giggle like a little girl. Perfect Avengers moment.

"Oh, so that's what it does," was a great, perfect Coulson line.

"And there's someone else you pissed off. His name was Phil."

Thor: "You think yourself above them?"
Loki: "Well...yes." Just a perfect, condescending line.

"Put on the armor and let's go a couple rounds."

 

[jonathancrane]

***
Black Widow: This is the Tesseract. It has the potential energy to wipe out the planet.
Bruce Banner: What does Fury want me to do, swallow it?

***
Black Widow: This is just like Budapest all over again.
Hawkeye: You and I remember Budapest very differently.


Darn, I really want to know what happened in Budapest...