Favorite Movie Quotes

[Thundarr]

Someone suggested this in the Predators thread, and I though it looked like a good idea. Here are some of my favorite movie quotes:

Predator

"I ain't got time to bleed."

"You are one . . . ugly . . . mother f**ker."

"Stick around."

"Payback time."

"This stuff'll make you a sexual tyranosuarus, just like me."

Planes, Trains, And Automobiles

"Those aren't pillows!"

Conan The Barbarian

"Crush your enemies. See them driven before you. And to hear the lamentations of their women."

Commando

"C'mon Bennet. Let's pawty."

Planet Of The Apes

"This is a mad house! A mad house!"

"Get your filthy paws offa me you damn dirty ape!"

"You maniacs! You blew it up! Damn you! Damn you all to hell!"

Hellboy 2

"Yeah, I know. I'm ugly."

The Princess Bride

"Hello. My name is Inego Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

"It's not my fault being the biggest and the strongest. I don't even exercise."

"Inconceivable!"

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

"You are the brute squad."

"Have fun storming the castle!"

"Everybody, MOVE!"

Willow

"Don't call me a peck!"

"Oh, I'm really scared. No. No, don't! Somebody help! There's a peck here with an acorn pointed at me!"

"Your power has enchanted me. I am helpless against it. You are my sun, my moon, my starlit sky. Without you I dwell in darkness. Come. Tonight, let me worship you in my arms!"

"Death next to love is a trivial thing. Your mere touch is worth a hundred thousand deaths."

Aliens

"Get away from her, you b**ch!"


That's all I can come up with off the top of my head. I'll ad more later. In the mean time, what are some of yours?

 

[darkseid26]

My friends and I always exchange lines from Back to the Future and The Room

 

[Thundarr]

Back To The Future

"Now why don't you make like a tree, and get outta here."

Back To The Future 2

"It's 'leave' you idiot! Make like a tree and leave! You sound like a damn moron when you say it wrong!"

Back To The Future 3

"I hate manure."

 

[Blitzkrieg Bop]

Magnum Force- "Why don't you mind your goddamn business?"

 

[childeroland]

"I'm Addison DeWitt. I'm nobody's fool, least of all yours."

Dave Kujan: Do you believe in him, Verbal?
Verbal: Keaton always said, "I don't believe in God, but I'm afraid of him." Well I believe in God, and the only thing that scares me is Keyser Soze.

 

[Thundarr]

"I'm Addison DeWitt. I'm nobody's fool, least of all yours."

Dave Kujan: Do you believe in him, Verbal?
Verbal: Keaton always said, "I don't believe in God, but I'm afraid of him." Well I believe in God, and the only thing that scares me is Keyser Soze.

What a great quote! Wish I thought of using that one.

 

[superhero]

spider-man uncle ben with great power comes great respontality

ninja turtle michelango god i love being a turtle


ghostbuster westn when she ask if your a god you say yes


they live. i came her to chew bubble gum and kick ass i'm all out of bubble gum

 

[CGHulk]

Back to the future

When this baby hit's 88 miles an hour you're gonna see some serious ****!

Raiders of the Lost Ark

Asps very dangerous, you go first!

Angela's Ashes

In the name of the Father and the Son and the Holy Toast.

Ghostbusters

We came we saw we kicked it ass!!

Nobody steps on a church in my town!

Ray next time someone asks you if you are a God.. YOU SAY YES!

Star Wars Episode 2 Attack of the Clones

He's overly critical, he never listens, he doesn't understands ..IT"S NOT FAIR!!! (sad face)

I love saying that line of dialogue, it gets people so upset!

Rocketeer

How do I look?

Like a hood ornament!

 

[[rono]]

The Dark Knight
The Joker:
"Let's wind the clock back a year, these cops and lawyers wouldn't dare cross any of you. What happened? Did your balls drop off?"

 

[Monsieur Xavier]

Vader : but you already did Luke ( Ep VI when Luke and Vader are escaping the Death Star II ).

Han Solo : Hey, it's me !

Extra long quote from The Prestige :

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000323/Cuter: Every great magic trick consists of three parts or acts. The first part is called "The Pledge". The magician shows you something ordinary: a deck of cards, a bird or a man. He shows you this object. Perhaps he asks you to inspect it to see if it is indeed real, unaltered, normal. But of course... it probably isn't. The second act is called "The Turn". The magician takes the ordinary something and makes it do something extraordinary. Now you're looking for the secret... but you won't find it, because of course you're not really looking. You don't really want to know. You want to be fooled. But you wouldn't clap yet. Because making something disappear isn't enough; you have to bring it back. That's why every magic trick has a third act, the hardest part, the part we call "The Prestige"."

Robocop commercial add : I would buy that for a dollar !

 

[Kahran Ramsus]

A Fistful of Dollars

The Man With No Name: Get three coffins ready.

(Goes off to confront a group of gang members that insulted his horse earlier.)

The Man With No Name: My mistake. Four coffins.

 

[Rain Dog]

"What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord?.......My ass. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA--ENOUGH!!"

 

[Nightmare]

Lovin this thread.

 

[Commodore Schmidlapp]

"What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord?.......My ass. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA--ENOUGH!!"

HAHAHA Awesome, love that movie

 

[C. Lee]

TRUE GRIT
I call that bold talk for a one-eyed fat man.

ONCE UPON A TIME IN THE WEST
Three rough characters meet Charles Bronson as he gets off a train...

Bronson - Did you bring me a horse?
Jack Elam - Looks like we're shy one horse.
Bronson - No... you brought two too many.

 

[roach]

Dusk til dawn is chock full of awesome quotes

Carlos: So, what, were they psychos, or...
Seth: Did they look like psychos? Is that what they looked like? They were vampires. Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them, I don't give a f@#k how crazy they are!

 

[Thundarr]

The Good, The Bad, And The Ugly

"If you're gonna shoot, shoot. Don't talk."

The Fellowship Of The Ring

"YOU . . . SHALL NOT . . . PASS!!!"

 

[Thundarr]

The Terminator

"In the few hours we had together, we loved a lifetime's worth."

Nacho Libre

"Those eggs were a lie, Stephen. A LIE! They gave me no eagle powers! They gave me no nutrients!"

"Get that corn outta my face!"

The 8th Day

"And on the 8th day, God played Etch-a-Sketch."

The Two Towers

"We dwarves are natural born sprinters! Very dangerous over short distances!"

"Open war is on your doorstep, whether you risk it or not."

Return Of The King

"For Frodo!"

Raiders Of The Lost Ark

"Snakes! I hate snakes!"

Ready To Rumble

"I got three words for you, baby. Nine one one."

"Sal Bandini! Wanna wrestle?"

"Jimmy King, is the best wrestler,
He's the best-ler,
Better than all the rest-ler,
He's got class,
He's really fast,
He'll rule @$$,
He'll rule that @$$,
He's Jimmy, Jimmy, King

. . . We're still kinda workin' on that end part."

 

[Thundarr]

"What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord?.......My ass. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA--ENOUGH!!"

I don't recognize that quote. What movie is it from?

 

[[rono]]

Kill Bill: Vol. 1
"Silly Rabbit... Trix are for kids"

 

[[rono]]

Space Chimps
Ham III:
"I know this sounds crazy, but I think these guys are gonna be super chill"
Funnier in context.

 

[Ace of Knaves]

Dusk til dawn is chock full of awesome quotes

Carlos: So, what, were they psychos, or...
Seth: Did they look like psychos? Is that what they looked like? They were vampires. Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them, I don't give a f@#k how crazy they are!

Pretty much every line that comes out of Seth Gecko's mouth is quote worthy.

"I may be a bastard... but i'm not a ****ing bastard"

"I said plant yourself. Plants don't talk"

"And I don't want to hear anything about "I don't believe in vampires" because *I* don't believe in vampires, but I believe in my own two eyes, and what *I* saw is ****ing vampires!"

 

[Laderlappen]

That's the way it crumbles... cookie-wise.

 

[Thundarr]

That's the way it crumbles... cookie-wise.

I like that. What movie is it from?

 

[Ace of Knaves]

Manco: Tell me Colonal, were you ever young?
Mortimer: Yup. And just as reckless as you. Then one day, something happened. It made life very precious to me

Train Passenger: You see, the train doesn't stop at Tucumcari.
Mortimer: This train'll stop at Tucumcari...